chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Oct 5, 2011 7:12pm
Can you pull someone's leg off by dragging them? No. Same thing for a deer. Too many muscles, tendons, ligaments, etc.
Or eat it, either one.
Or eat it, either one.
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Oct 5, 2011 7:16pm
you probably should stab it with a big knife a few hundred times to make sure its dead....
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Oct 5, 2011 7:19pm
Probably ~140 lbs.Raw Dawgin' it;922920 wrote:So what you're saying is drag it over to my neighbor....not a bad idea.
Also, has anyone every dragged a dear? What kind of weight are we talking about here? I think it's a doe. My roommate saw it but wasn't sure.
Also, as for shooting a wounded deer, you call the sheriff and most likely (in my experience) they ask you if you are comfortable shooting it. You say "yes" they issue you a "permit" over the phone to destroy the animal. You say "no" they take hours to get there or have a warden get there.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Oct 5, 2011 7:28pm
Isn't this redundant? Unless the deer is a transvestite the "male" part of a deer with a "dick" would be assumed.Commander of Awesome;922864 wrote:Makes it easier if you place the dick in your mouth. Its the snot bubbles deer removal system. Only works on male deer though.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Oct 5, 2011 8:03pm
Why not eat it? Been there a while?
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Oct 5, 2011 8:06pm
GOONx19
Posts: 7,147
Oct 5, 2011 8:10pm
Rear legs. They're not too heavy.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Oct 5, 2011 9:59pm
Cover the deer in garbage bags or something, conceal it. When your neighboors are outside start dragging it to the street while yelling at it to stay still and quit squirming in there, punch it and kick a few times. Then as they look on in disgust and you get it to the curb finish it off with a bat while yelling that will fucking teach you to fuck with me, rest in peace MF'er! Then turn and stare at your neighboors and walk back inside.
password
Posts: 2,360
Oct 5, 2011 11:39pm
Have your roommate help you drag it over to the neighbors house, set it up against their front door, take about 3-5 wacks at the door with a brick and then run. One more thing, make sure you spray paint OHIOCHATTER.COM on both sides before you leave it. Justin could never afford to purchase the publicity that this site would receive from all the news coverage after they call the police and if he is lucky, CNN and fox news would pick it up. You have a once in a lifetime opportunity to do something good for this site, don't blow it.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Oct 6, 2011 12:00am
Obviously not talking about your mom.GOONx19;923137 wrote:Rear legs. They're not too heavy.
Because of the not too heavy part. Your mom does have rear legs.
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Oct 6, 2011 12:04am
"how do i drag a deer" lulz...city slickers
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Oct 6, 2011 7:59am
lol i live in the burbs of a major city, we don't have sheriffs.LJ;923056 wrote:Probably ~140 lbs.
Also, as for shooting a wounded deer, you call the sheriff and most likely (in my experience) they ask you if you are comfortable shooting it. You say "yes" they issue you a "permit" over the phone to destroy the animal. You say "no" they take hours to get there or have a warden get there.
She's in the road. Did it last night around 12am after having a few beers. I live on a dead end road no one will hit it. I watch a few cars go by this morning and they all avoided the thing, i'm not worried. Roommate has a SUV and is a little oblivious so i wouldn't be surprised if he ran it over.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Oct 6, 2011 8:26am
lulz...red necksPick6;923377 wrote:"how do i drag a deer" lulz...city slickers
Scarlet_Buckeye
Posts: 5,264
Oct 6, 2011 9:15am
\Fab1b;922917 wrote:Put it in the middle of the road but don't worry if you cause an accident no punishment until after football.
Reps.
Scarlet_Buckeye
Posts: 5,264
Oct 6, 2011 9:15am
Reps.GoChiefs;922930 wrote:Someone's thinking a little too much about this. Just grab the damn deer by its rear legs and drag it out of your yard.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Oct 6, 2011 9:26am
Reps.Scarlet_Buckeye;923511 wrote:Reps.
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Oct 6, 2011 9:42am
...I don't know why you didn't have a BBQ and invite some of the OC derelicts over for dinner. You'd get rid of the F'ng deer and would it provide a little variety instead of them slamming Ramen noodles for every meal.
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Sonofanump
Oct 6, 2011 10:00am
Call Ray McGinty, he'll take it off your hands.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Oct 6, 2011 10:10am
Call Gibby, he'll eat it down the bone in your backyard. Just make sure the motion sensor light is turn off. It'll scare him away.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Oct 6, 2011 10:15am
Call snotbubbles. He'll have sex with it... and maybe even you.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Oct 6, 2011 10:35am
reps--I'm still lmfao!!!!Commander of Awesome;923550 wrote:Call Gibby, he'll eat it down the bone in your backyard. Just make sure the motion sensor light is turn off. It'll scare him away.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Oct 6, 2011 10:37am
had to rep this one too..the responses on this thread are great :thumbup:Fab1b;923245 wrote:Cover the deer in garbage bags or something, conceal it. When your neighboors are outside start dragging it to the street while yelling at it to stay still and quit squirming in there, punch it and kick a few times. Then as they look on in disgust and you get it to the curb finish it off with a bat while yelling that will ****ing teach you to **** with me, rest in peace MF'er! Then turn and stare at your neighboors and walk back inside.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Oct 6, 2011 12:05pm
This thread is full of teh repz.
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Oct 6, 2011 4:42pm
This...and dont forget to curbstomp to "finish him off"Fab1b;923245 wrote:Cover the deer in garbage bags or something, conceal it. When your neighboors are outside start dragging it to the street while yelling at it to stay still and quit squirming in there, punch it and kick a few times. Then as they look on in disgust and you get it to the curb finish it off with a bat while yelling that will ****ing teach you to **** with me, rest in peace MF'er! Then turn and stare at your neighboors and walk back inside.
Thispassword;923358 wrote:Have your roommate help you drag it over to the neighbors house, set it up against their front door, take about 3-5 wacks at the door with a brick and then run. One more thing, make sure you spray paint OHIOCHATTER.COM on both sides before you leave it. Justin could never afford to purchase the publicity that this site would receive from all the news coverage after they call the police and if he is lucky, CNN and fox news would pick it up. You have a once in a lifetime opportunity to do something good for this site, don't blow it.
of course thisCommander of Awesome;923550 wrote:Call Gibby, he'll eat it down the bone in your backyard. Just make sure the motion sensor light is turn off. It'll scare him away.