Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Oct 5, 2011 3:34pm
Anyone ever drag a deer? If so what's the best part to drag it by? there is a dead one in my back yard and the city said if it's on the street they'll pick it up, so tonight i'm going to put it on the road. So, should i grab the legs or the head? front legs or back? Also, any chance the limbs fall off while being dragged?
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Oct 5, 2011 3:37pm
If it just died, then no, the limbs aren't going to fall off.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Oct 5, 2011 3:39pm
Drag by the rear legs.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Oct 5, 2011 3:39pm
Just leave it in the backyard and let nature take its course.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Oct 5, 2011 3:44pm
Drag it by it's dick
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Oct 5, 2011 3:45pm
Makes it easier if you place the dick in your mouth. Its the snot bubbles deer removal system. Only works on male deer though.FatHobbit;922861 wrote:Drag it by it's dick
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Oct 5, 2011 3:46pm
I tried that once...but I ended up just stroking it off.FatHobbit;922861 wrote:Drag it by it's dick
Deer gizz kind of tastes like cow gizz....a little gamey for my taste though.
Just for you RawFaggin'It
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Oct 5, 2011 3:48pm
lol this actually made me laugh....repsSnotBubbles;922866 wrote:I tried that once...but I ended up just stroking it off.
Deer gizz kind of tastes like cow gizz....a little gamey for my taste though.
Just for you RawFaggin'It
edit: won't let me rep you. sorry.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Oct 5, 2011 3:51pm
Good to know.GoChiefs;922849 wrote:If it just died, then no, the limbs aren't going to fall off.
Also, anyone know if it's legal to leave it in the middle of the road? Does this vary by state?
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Oct 5, 2011 3:55pm
I personally wouldn't leave it in the middle of the road, just for safety reasons. Someone could be driving along and not paying attention I guess and it might somehow cause an accident. I'm pretty sure there probably isn't a law written on the legality issues of dragging a deer from your yard to the road.
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Sonofanump
Oct 5, 2011 4:02pm
I'd bet the law has something to say about putting objects in the public roadway.GoChiefs;922884 wrote: I'm pretty sure there probably isn't a law written on the legality issues of dragging a deer from your yard to the road.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Oct 5, 2011 4:11pm
I mean, they said they would pick it up if it's in the road, just following directions. I'm pretty sure someone hit the thing and it wandered to my lawn to die.Sonofanump;922893 wrote:I'd bet the law has something to say about putting objects in the public roadway.
The other question is, what if the dear is just laid out and still alive when i get home?
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Oct 5, 2011 4:14pm
I would call the game warden if it's still alive. (My first thought was shoot it and put it out of it's misery, but that might get you in trouble.)Raw Dawgin' it;922904 wrote:I mean, they said they would pick it up if it's in the road, just following directions. I'm pretty sure someone hit the thing and it wandered to my lawn to die.
The other question is, what if the dear is just laid out and still alive when i get home?
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Oct 5, 2011 4:15pm
I don't own a gun and yes shooting it would be retarded.FatHobbit;922907 wrote:I would call the game warden if it's still alive. (My first thought was shoot it and put it out of it's misery, but that might get you in trouble.)
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Oct 5, 2011 4:20pm
Or....
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Oct 5, 2011 4:22pm
Put it in the middle of the road but don't worry if you cause an accident no punishment until after football.Raw Dawgin' it;922879 wrote:Good to know.
Also, anyone know if it's legal to leave it in the middle of the road? Does this vary by state?
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Oct 5, 2011 4:25pm
So what you're saying is drag it over to my neighbor....not a bad idea.Fab1b;922917 wrote:Put it in the middle of the road but don't worry if you cause an accident no punishment until after football.
Also, has anyone every dragged a dear? What kind of weight are we talking about here? I think it's a doe. My roommate saw it but wasn't sure.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Oct 5, 2011 4:30pm
Kenton football reference....niiiiiiice.Fab1b;922917 wrote:Put it in the middle of the road but don't worry if you cause an accident no punishment until after football.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Oct 5, 2011 4:30pm
Someone's thinking a little too much about this. Just grab the damn deer by its rear legs and drag it out of your yard.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Oct 5, 2011 4:33pm
you mad bro?GoChiefs;922930 wrote:Someone's thinking a little too much about this. Just grab the damn deer by its rear legs and drag it out of your yard.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Oct 5, 2011 4:38pm
Fuck yes. I'm pissed that you have a dead deer in your yard. Damn you! :thumbdown:
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Oct 5, 2011 6:53pm
nuke it
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Oct 5, 2011 6:58pm
Two things:
Don't put it in the fucking road, you're likely to cause a damned accident.
Quit being a pussy, drag that bitch by the legs. It will be heavy, it will suck but it is no a semi-truck. You can do it.
Don't put it in the fucking road, you're likely to cause a damned accident.
Quit being a pussy, drag that bitch by the legs. It will be heavy, it will suck but it is no a semi-truck. You can do it.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Oct 5, 2011 6:59pm
Seriously put it in the road......at night. Also cover up any stop signs in the near area as well!
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Oct 5, 2011 7:07pm
smoke it
edit: i should add, dump gasoline all over it then throw a match.....
hope this helps
edit: i should add, dump gasoline all over it then throw a match.....
hope this helps