Anniversary gifts. What did ya do?

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thavoice

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Sep 30, 2011 9:21 AM
For married OC'ers.

What did you do for your wife for your first anny and what did she do for you?

Just wondering.

Thanks. Have a nice day.
Sep 30, 2011 9:21am
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Iliketurtles

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Sep 30, 2011 9:23 AM
I'd give her divorce papers if I were you.

Also I'm not married so I hope this helps.
Sep 30, 2011 9:23am
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Sep 30, 2011 9:24 AM
Iliketurtles;916858 wrote:I'd give her divorce papers if I were you.
This

But I rented a cabin in Hocking hills for the weekend.
Sep 30, 2011 9:24am
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Sep 30, 2011 9:26 AM
Iliketurtles;916858 wrote:I'd give her divorce papers if I were you.
this
Sep 30, 2011 9:26am
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Sep 30, 2011 9:32 AM
Iliketurtles;916858 wrote:I'd give her divorce papers if I were you.
Fits perfectly...the traditional first anniversary present is paper.


As for me, we agreed to the traditional paper gifts. My wife got me tickets to a Red's game in seats that we normally wouldn't be able to afford to sit. And I found a site that makes those collage poster prints. So she got a nice 16x20 picture from our wedding (it was her favorite picture) that is made up of about 75-100 pictures that were taken throughout all the time we were together.
Sep 30, 2011 9:32am
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Sep 30, 2011 9:35 AM
Hummer.
Sep 30, 2011 9:35am
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thavoice

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Sep 30, 2011 9:42 AM
sherm...that is pretty cool.

Our anny just came and went and I was wondering if what married people do for anniversaries is usually just the man doing something or it is reciprocal.
Sep 30, 2011 9:42am
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like_that

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Sep 30, 2011 9:43 AM
SMH, somebody place a thread limit on this guy.

Also lol at bitching about your wife, and now asking help for a anniversary gift, after already taking her to the Browns/Dolphins game. Way to be a pussy whipped bitch.
Sep 30, 2011 9:43am
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thavoice

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Sep 30, 2011 9:48 AM
That was a part of the gift ya cock-stroker.
Sep 30, 2011 9:48am
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Sep 30, 2011 9:54 AM
thavoice;916891 wrote:That was a part of the gift ya cock-stroker.
Then thats all you need. You don't need to give her anything else and enable her to treat you like shit even more smh. Let the bitch earn these type of things, not take them for granted. I really hope she gives your balls back for your gift, but not really for the lulz.
Sep 30, 2011 9:54am
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Sep 30, 2011 9:54 AM
like_that;916884 wrote:SMH, somebody place a thread limit on this guy.
Agree completely. Its high time him and ETB have a thread limit.
Sep 30, 2011 9:54am
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thavoice

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Sep 30, 2011 10:09 AM
Commander of Awesome;916895 wrote:Agree completely. Its high time him and ETB have a thread limit.
SInce you asked, you shall receive.

I will not start another thread.
Sep 30, 2011 10:09am
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thavoice

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Sep 30, 2011 10:11 AM
like_that;916894 wrote:Then thats all you need. You don't need to give her anything else and enable her to treat you like **** even more smh. Let the bitch earn these type of things, not take them for granted. I really hope she gives your balls back for your gift, but not really for the lulz.
Not really expecting to get them back anytime soon.

I am not asking for ideas really. I am just wondering if an anniversary is more of a thing for the woman and not the man and wondering what, if anything, other guys received.
Sep 30, 2011 10:11am
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Sonofanump

Sep 30, 2011 10:17 AM
Commander of Awesome;916895 wrote:Agree completely. Its high time him and ETB have a thread limit.
Disagree, I think ETB should start a spin off of this thread.
Sep 30, 2011 10:17am
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Sep 30, 2011 10:19 AM
Commander of Awesome;916895 wrote:Agree completely. Its high time him and ETB have a thread limit.
Blow me.
Sep 30, 2011 10:19am
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 30, 2011 10:21 AM
Sonofanump;916919 wrote:Disagree, I think ETB should start a spin off of this thread.
You too. You can blow me too.
Sep 30, 2011 10:21am
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Sonofanump

Sep 30, 2011 10:25 AM
ernest_t_bass;916927 wrote:You too. You can blow me too.
That would quite an anniversary gift. Now what is the spin off thread? Because you know it coming.
Sep 30, 2011 10:25am
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Sep 30, 2011 10:36 AM
Sonofanump;916932 wrote:Now what is the spin off thread? Because you know it coming.
It's around.
Sep 30, 2011 10:36am
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Sep 30, 2011 10:41 AM
Baby.
Sep 30, 2011 10:41am
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Sep 30, 2011 10:42 AM
j_crazy;916967 wrote:Baby.
Ah the gift that keeps on giving, and drains about $180K. Next time you want a boat and the wife says no because of the expense, remind her of the baby. Now who's selfish?
Sep 30, 2011 10:42am
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jmog

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Sep 30, 2011 10:45 AM
Of course she should get you something too. But with the stories we have of your wife it doesn't surprise me that she got you nothing.
Sep 30, 2011 10:45am
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thavoice

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Oct 1, 2011 9:22 AM
jmog;916973 wrote:Of course she should get you something too. But with the stories we have of your wife it doesn't surprise me that she got you nothing.
So ya thought I shoulda got something? Well, I did get a heart shaped pancake for breakfast, but other than that nothing, zippo, buptkus. Not even a 'happy anniversary' (even though I mentioned it to her twice). I guess a trip to see her favorite team, eating out at good places twice that weekend, flowers on the anny day and dinner at a place she wanted the night of the anniversary wasnt sufficient enough for anything.

I pretty much cashed out a month ago when she went ape shit when i wanted a beer (said it wasnt good to drink in front of her 18 year old daughter yet that very next night SHE has a few jello shots in front of the daughter AND allowed her to have a couple as well) but now to let the anniversary go by without even saying anything or something as simple as a note, or a card, or anything.

Wow.

I have become. Comfortably numb.
Oct 1, 2011 9:22am