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DeyDurkie5

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Sep 29, 2011 11:33 AM
Anyone had to take a drug test and used detox? If so, how long before the test did you use it and was it effective? This is what I used, and I took it 2 hours before my test. I'm pretty sure I'm good, but just wanted to see if anyone else took this and succeeded.


Sep 29, 2011 11:33am
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Sep 29, 2011 11:35 AM
I've never heard of that particular brand, but I know friends who have used Strip and Xxtra clean and had no issues.

Whats the reviews like on the product you used?
Sep 29, 2011 11:35am
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Sep 29, 2011 11:37 AM
I had to sit through a dumb thing at work this week, and the company that gave the presentation claimed they can pick this (and similar) stuff up in a urine analysis rather easily. Not that this helps you any.
Sep 29, 2011 11:37am
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DeyDurkie5

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Sep 29, 2011 11:39 AM
Automatik;915801 wrote:I've never heard of that particular brand, but I know friends who have used Strip and Xxtra clean and had no issues.

Whats the reviews like on the product you used?
The guy at GNC said it's the best product they sell and know of. Guy said cops come in a couple times a year and use it.
Sep 29, 2011 11:39am
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Sep 29, 2011 11:39 AM
I dunno, dude. Maybe you should "Just Say No."

Sep 29, 2011 11:39am
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DeyDurkie5

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Sep 29, 2011 11:40 AM
ts1227;915804 wrote:I had to sit through a dumb thing at work this week, and the company that gave the presentation claimed they can pick this (and similar) stuff up in a urine analysis rather easily. Not that this helps you any.
They can pick it up, but if there are no traces of weed then I'm good to go. The only problem would be if it was too diluted with the stuff, then I would have to take another test. Hopefully that doesnt happen.
Sep 29, 2011 11:40am
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thavoice

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Sep 29, 2011 11:48 AM
Goodluck. I hope you trick the system and it someone sticks it to someone who is clean.

Why not try the whizinator?
Sep 29, 2011 11:48am
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Sep 29, 2011 12:09 PM
thavoice;915819 wrote:Goodluck. I hope you trick the system and it someone sticks it to someone who is clean.

Why not try the whizinator?
lol wat?

The whizinator is more for someone who is afraid of violating parole by doing drugs mmmkay.
Sep 29, 2011 12:09pm
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thavoice

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Sep 29, 2011 12:12 PM
Automatik;915840 wrote:lol wat?

The whizinator is more for someone who is afraid of violating parole by doing drugs mmmkay.
There was a denver bronco I think who got busted with one in trying to pass a drug test for the team I think.
Sep 29, 2011 12:12pm
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Sep 29, 2011 12:20 PM
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Sep 29, 2011 12:20pm
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Sep 29, 2011 1:36 PM
ts1227;915804 wrote:I had to sit through a dumb thing at work this week, and the company that gave the presentation claimed they can pick this (and similar) stuff up in a urine analysis rather easily. Not that this helps you any.
it depends on the testing being done. most employers use the four panel i believe, which wont test for adulterants.
Sep 29, 2011 1:36pm
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Sep 29, 2011 2:42 PM
quit being a dope....and you would have to cheat on your piss test dumbass

hope this helps
Sep 29, 2011 2:42pm
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Sep 29, 2011 2:46 PM
1_beast;915986 wrote:quit being a dope....and you would have to cheat on your piss test dumbass

hope this helps
Wouldn't*

If it was a standard test at a 3rd party lab I'd say you're fine with the cleansing drinks. I'm still paranoid when it comes to that though, my friend had to retake due to his sample being too "diluted." He passed the 2nd time with a drink.

I'd rather just kick it for 30-40 days and be 100% sure, but I understand that things come up and you don't always have the time.
Sep 29, 2011 2:46pm
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Sep 29, 2011 2:47 PM
DeyDurkie5;915812 wrote:They can pick it up, but if there are no traces of weed then I'm good to go. The only problem would be if it was too diluted with the stuff, then I would have to take another test. Hopefully that doesnt happen.
Yeah the drug testing for Wal-Mart is a bitch I hear. Hopefully you don't pass.
Sep 29, 2011 2:47pm
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Sep 29, 2011 2:48 PM
tcarrier32;915919 wrote:it depends on the testing being done. most employers use the four panel i believe, which wont test for adulterants.

They made it sound like it wasn't relevant to whether it's a 5 or 10 panel, said it's something like ungodly high nitrates and something else that can tip them off
Sep 29, 2011 2:48pm
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Sep 29, 2011 2:50 PM
Sep 29, 2011 2:50pm
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Sep 29, 2011 2:52 PM
My tested thoery is this:

I do nothing and take the test. I make damn sure I test positive for everything. I make damn sure that I'm off the charts.

By the time they fix the machinery that they are sure is ruined, I have had time to clean up and pass the test. :)
Sep 29, 2011 2:52pm
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Sep 29, 2011 3:03 PM
I had a friend use it for a drug test at chase. His results came back diluted and he acted completely shocked. He didn't get the job but was invited to start the hiring process all over and take another drug test at that point.
Sep 29, 2011 3:03pm
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sportchampps

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Sep 29, 2011 3:04 PM
btw the best thing to do is use someone else's pis that is clean. You just need a container and hand warmer and your good to go.
Sep 29, 2011 3:04pm
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thavoice

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Sep 29, 2011 3:18 PM
sportchampps;916010 wrote:btw the best thing to do is use someone else's pis that is clean. You just need a container and hand warmer and your good to go.
and make sure that person isnt an old female going through menapause.
Sep 29, 2011 3:18pm
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Sep 29, 2011 3:26 PM
sportchampps;916010 wrote:btw the best thing to do is use someone else's pis that is clean. You just need a container and hand warmer and your good to go.
Easier said than done. Everytime I'm drug tested they make us empty our pockets and check to make sure we're not concealing things.
Sep 29, 2011 3:26pm
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Sep 29, 2011 3:36 PM
Commander of Awesome;916036 wrote:Easier said than done. Everytime I'm drug tested they make us empty our pockets and check to make sure we're not concealing things.
Depends on how desperate you are. A test tub of urine in your butt would likely work. Also, no need to worry about the handwarmer.
Sep 29, 2011 3:36pm
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Sep 29, 2011 3:45 PM
DeyDurkie5;915797 wrote:Anyone had to take a drug test and used detox? If so, how long before the test did you use it and was it effective? This is what I used, and I took it 2 hours before my test. I'm pretty sure I'm good, but just wanted to see if anyone else took this and succeeded.
Here's an idea. If you're going to take the risk of doing drugs, have enough common sense and will power to fucking lay off of them for a month or so before you get tested. And if it's a random drug screening and you're in this predicament, you're just an ignorant "***."
Sep 29, 2011 3:45pm
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Sep 29, 2011 3:45 PM
thavoice;916027 wrote:and make sure that person isnt an old female going through menapause.
...or a young female who's pregnant ;)
Sep 29, 2011 3:45pm
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Sep 29, 2011 3:48 PM
SnotBubbles;916056 wrote:QQ >:-( DONT SMOKE WEED! IT'S BAD AND CAN KILL YOU! QQ
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ok.
Sep 29, 2011 3:48pm