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Sep 26, 2011 8:50 PM
he should've prayed, might have helped
Sep 26, 2011 8:50pm
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Sep 26, 2011 8:53 PM
“In the name of Jesus, your gun won’t fire,” Settle repeated several times.
He wasn't listening .... or God can't fix stupid.
Sep 26, 2011 8:53pm
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Sep 26, 2011 9:04 PM
Not to deflect any responsibility from the shooter but what the fuck did that guy think was going to happen? Saying that shit is practically daring the guy to shoot him. If you are being robbed by someone with a weapon give them whatever the fuck they want. That shit isn't worth dying over.
Sep 26, 2011 9:04pm
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Sep 27, 2011 1:20 PM
Any good Bible Study Group there should be someone packing ... :)

according to the Liberal and Democrat Obama butt buddies :laugh:
Sep 27, 2011 1:20pm
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Sep 27, 2011 1:21 PM
Thread Bomber;912217 wrote:He wasn't listening .... or God can't fix stupid.
well said
Sep 27, 2011 1:21pm
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Sep 27, 2011 3:28 PM
Belly35;913040 wrote:Any good Bible Study Group there should be someone packing ... :)

according to the Liberal and Democrat Obama butt buddies :laugh:
This doesn't even, what?
Sep 27, 2011 3:28pm
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Sep 27, 2011 4:15 PM
Belly35;913040 wrote:Any good Bible Study Group there should be someone packing ... :)

according to the Liberal and Democrat Obama butt buddies :laugh:


SMH...WTF?
Sep 27, 2011 4:15pm
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Sep 27, 2011 4:24 PM
Belly35;913040 wrote:Any good Bible Study Group there should be someone packing ... :)

according to the Liberal and Democrat Obama butt buddies :laugh:

I Wear Pants;913168 wrote:This doesn't even, what?
GoPens;913223 wrote:SMH...WTF?
I'm guessing that's a reference to Obama talking about people clinging to god and guns.
Sep 27, 2011 4:24pm
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Sep 27, 2011 5:14 PM
That is why I dont go to Bible study.

That and the fact that the bible doesnt have any pics of naked ladies.
Sep 27, 2011 5:14pm
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Sep 27, 2011 5:45 PM
Belly35;913040 wrote:Any good Bible Study Group there should be someone packing ... :)

according to the Liberal and Democrat Obama butt buddies :laugh:
If any of you have ever considered taking a look at the politics forum, but never have... imagine posts from about the same 10 people that make about as much sense as this.
Sep 27, 2011 5:45pm
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Sep 27, 2011 6:58 PM
ts1227;913291 wrote:If any of you have ever considered taking a look at the politics forum, but never have... imagine posts from about the same 10 people that make about as much sense as this.
Haha so true.
Sep 27, 2011 6:58pm
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Sep 27, 2011 10:09 PM
ts1227;913291 wrote:If any of you have ever considered taking a look at the politics forum, but never have... imagine posts from about the same 10 people that make about as much sense as this.
I think I would rather die by fire or be eaten alive by a shark than to enter that forum on a regular basis.
Sep 27, 2011 10:09pm
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Sep 27, 2011 11:16 PM
thavoice;913276 wrote:That is why I dont go to Bible study.

That and the fact that the bible doesnt have any pics of naked ladies.
You must be reading the wrong Bible.

Sep 27, 2011 11:16pm
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gut

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Sep 28, 2011 3:45 AM
“In the name of Jesus, your gun won’t fire,” Settle repeated several times. "

Unless, of course, Jesus really wanted the guy to have your money. The Lord works in mysterious ways...
Sep 28, 2011 3:45am
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Sep 28, 2011 5:42 PM
gut;913945 wrote:“In the name of Jesus, your gun won’t fire,” Settle repeated several times. "

Unless, of course, Jesus really wanted the guy to have your money. The Lord works in mysterious ways...
Yep. It must of been "god's will"
Sep 28, 2011 5:42pm
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Sep 28, 2011 5:46 PM
ts1227;913291 wrote:If any of you have ever considered taking a look at the politics forum, but never have... imagine posts from about the same 10 people that make about as much sense as this.
Yep...they make about as much sense as some of the morons who frequent the college football forum. ;)
Sep 28, 2011 5:46pm
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Sep 28, 2011 7:12 PM
"The gun misfired 6 times as Settle spoke. Then Settle stopped speaking."

Unfortunately, the thug had a nine round magazine.
Sep 28, 2011 7:12pm
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Sep 29, 2011 12:08 AM
This should give kids a legitimate reason to tell their parents why they don't want to go to bible study.
Sep 29, 2011 12:08am
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Sep 29, 2011 12:57 AM
thavoice;913276 wrote:That is why I dont go to Bible study.

That and the fact that the bible doesnt have any pics of naked ladies.

But it has many stories involving naked ladies. ;)
berry;914678 wrote:"The gun misfired 6 times as Settle spoke. Then Settle stopped speaking."

Unfortunately, the thug had a nine round magazine.

And God rested on the seventh try.
dwccrew;915407 wrote:This should give kids a legitimate reason to get their CCW at an earlier age.
FIFY.
Sep 29, 2011 12:57am
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Sep 29, 2011 4:42 AM
O-Trap;915454 wrote:And God rested on the seventh try.
I just spewed my morning coffee chuckling at that one! lol
Sep 29, 2011 4:42am
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Oct 3, 2011 4:04 PM
believer;915497 wrote:I just spewed my morning coffee chuckling at that one! lol
Religious Studies degree: It's great for Bible jokes.
Oct 3, 2011 4:04pm
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Oct 3, 2011 4:14 PM
The songs of Solomon = Hot stuff :)
Oct 3, 2011 4:14pm
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Oct 3, 2011 4:28 PM
dwccrew;915407 wrote:This should give kids a legitimate reason to tell their parents why they don't want to go to bible study.
If it'd only have happened back when my parents forced me to go for a few months. Unfortunately, I never had that reason and had to endure it until I'd been entered as a member into the church. Despair...
Oct 3, 2011 4:28pm
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Oct 3, 2011 11:36 PM
Devils Advocate;920806 wrote:The songs of Solomon = Hot stuff :)
To a 900 BCE Hebrew, yes.
Oct 3, 2011 11:36pm