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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Sep 20, 2011 11:19pm
Please elaborate as to how it's different. I'm not a female but I imagine most straight females feel the same way about licking vagina as you and I do about sucking dick, that is, they don't want to. I don't see how it's "not in the same ballpark".Commander of Awesome;904898 wrote:Also I would say that its more common for a straight female to kiss/make out with her friend than it is for men to do it. Also licking a vagina isn't the same as putting a penis in your mouth. I wasn't trying to be a dick, but its not in the same ballpark. I wasn't referring to your desire or anything like that.
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Sep 20, 2011 11:22pm
i'd do it for boston market and a 6 packs
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Sep 20, 2011 11:26pm
Pics or you're lying.Fab4Runner;904731 wrote:Do I get to answer this question? I mean I do that for free...so anything is considered a raise.
But for seriously...I would totally L a girls V for 10 billion dollars.
Mulva
Posts: 13,650
Sep 21, 2011 1:17am
You can't deep throat a vagina. Unless I do it wrong. Which is entirely possible.I Wear Pants;905119 wrote:Please elaborate as to how it's different.
brutus161
Posts: 1,686
Sep 21, 2011 5:01am
For half his fortune, I would suck Bill Gates' dick on the 50 yard line, during halftime of the Superbowl. I could by the entire Listerine company for that much money. I'd have a Listerine faucet in my bathroom. I'd also set a world record for being the highest paid prostitute in history.
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Sep 21, 2011 9:16am
Exactly.I Wear Pants;905119 wrote:Please elaborate as to how it's different. I'm not a female but I imagine most straight females feel the same way about licking vagina as you and I do about sucking dick, that is, they don't want to. I don't see how it's "not in the same ballpark".
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Sep 21, 2011 9:44am
Not wanting to do it sure, but what would you rather do; Lick a guys nipple or suck his dick? I'd say licking a vagina is closer to a licking a nipple than putting a penis in youir mouth.I Wear Pants;905119 wrote:Please elaborate as to how it's different. I'm not a female but I imagine most straight females feel the same way about licking vagina as you and I do about sucking dick, that is, they don't want to. I don't see how it's "not in the same ballpark".
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 21, 2011 10:09am
I'm not going to read the whole thread, so I don't know if this has been said yet...
First off, at least $5 mill. Does this have to be done to completion? If so, do you get to pick the other person? ... b/c I don't want someone who jacks it twice a day, and will take forever. If so, I up it to $10 mill. If I don't have to do it for completion, then $1 mill minimum.
First off, at least $5 mill. Does this have to be done to completion? If so, do you get to pick the other person? ... b/c I don't want someone who jacks it twice a day, and will take forever. If so, I up it to $10 mill. If I don't have to do it for completion, then $1 mill minimum.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Sep 21, 2011 11:19am
Sounds like someone has thought about this before. Have you tried Craigslist?ernest_t_bass;905408 wrote:I'm not going to read the whole thread, so I don't know if this has been said yet...
First off, at least $5 mill. Does this have to be done to completion? If so, do you get to pick the other person? ... b/c I don't want someone who jacks it twice a day, and will take forever. If so, I up it to $10 mill. If I don't have to do it for completion, then $1 mill minimum.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 21, 2011 11:21am
Twice.enigmaax;905477 wrote:Sounds like someone has thought about this before. Have you tried Craigslist?
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Sep 21, 2011 11:52am
How much for this guy?ernest_t_bass;905408 wrote:do you get to pick the other person?
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Sep 21, 2011 1:17pm
I agree, though I would contend that if one is not able to place his or her convictions above gaining any monetary amount, that person also is not satisfied with who he is.I Wear Pants;904693 wrote:See those people weren't satisfied with themselves as people in the first place. So they won't/aren't when they get the money.
Then again, I'm not so sure that being discontent with who you are, at least just a little bit, is a bad thing. I believe that is what drives people to become better than they were yesterday.
Indeed. Enjoyment and pleasure does not equate to happiness, but then my question becomes ... what DOES equate to happiness?I Wear Pants;904693 wrote:When well adjusted people who are happy with who they are as people get money from a lottery or other surprise means they see it as not an answer to all their unfulfilled happiness. But as a way to help them enjoy their happiness more fully. Enjoyment/pleasure != happiness.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Sep 22, 2011 1:33am
Damn it, I only have $15.justincredible;903713 wrote:It would take a substantial amount for me to fellate a dude. At least $20.
Yeah, Probably as little as $500 million.karen lotz;903809 wrote:anyone who says this would likely suck **** for far less than $10 billion.
dat dude;903844 wrote:I'll pass. Everyone would know how you got your money.
So? If they didn't know and asked me how I made my money I'd tell them by sucking one dick, one time. They'd wish they had that sweet (or salty, depending on his diet) of a deal.
I'd come back and say "and your dad doesn't drive a rolls eithers."Terry_Tate;903866 wrote:The children in that family would get made fun of so bad. The comeback for anyone in an argument would always be, "Well, at least my Dad doesn't suck ****."
Only works if you are asian and an american soldier in Vietnam.enigmaax;904080 wrote:What ever happened to good old, "sucky sucky five dolla"?
I think the social stigma is the difference, not the desire of the individual. The social stigma is definitely different.I Wear Pants;905119 wrote:Please elaborate as to how it's different. I'm not a female but I imagine most straight females feel the same way about licking vagina as you and I do about sucking ****, that is, they don't want to. I don't see how it's "not in the same ballpark".
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Sep 22, 2011 6:24pm
Yes of course you have to finish him...mortal kombat protocol, not a part time job.ernest_t_bass;905408 wrote:I'm not going to read the whole thread, so I don't know if this has been said yet...
First off, at least $5 mill. Does this have to be done to completion? If so, do you get to pick the other person? ... b/c I don't want someone who jacks it twice a day, and will take forever. If so, I up it to $10 mill. If I don't have to do it for completion, then $1 mill minimum.
And if you wanna pick the person, go ahead..but that makes you ghey
password
Posts: 2,360
Sep 22, 2011 7:58pm
I am shocked FairwoodKing has not posted on this thread.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Sep 22, 2011 8:18pm
Would rep if I couldpassword;907281 wrote:I am shocked FairwoodKing has not posted on this thread.
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Sep 23, 2011 12:42am
He's pissed because he has been doing it pro bono.password;907281 wrote:I am shocked FairwoodKing has not posted on this thread.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Sep 23, 2011 2:05am
What if it was 10 billion dollars and a discrete BJ, meaning nobody else would know?
Skyhook79
Posts: 5,739
Sep 23, 2011 9:50am
Whatever, you have been on Lebron's for 7 years without any compensation.karen lotz;903708 wrote:There is not enough money in the world. Good question though...
Skyhook79
Posts: 5,739
Sep 23, 2011 9:52am
COA/like_that sure do know a lot about licking and sucking male body parts based on the numerous posts on the subject, I wouldn't argue with them.Commander of Awesome;905366 wrote:Not wanting to do it sure, but what would you rather do; Lick a guys nipple or suck his dick? I'd say licking a vagina is closer to a licking a nipple than putting a penis in youir mouth.
password
Posts: 2,360
Sep 23, 2011 11:30am
Would this person be well hung?
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Sep 23, 2011 12:15pm
Skyhook79;907765 wrote:Whatever, you have been on Lebron's for 7 years without any compensation.
You had 4 days to think of something and that's the best you could come up with?
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Sep 23, 2011 1:43pm
Does that make it better or worse? (Are you secretly bulimic?)password;907887 wrote:Would this person be well hung?