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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Sep 19, 2011 10:59pm
For me this sort of thing makes sense as long as I don't have to trick myself into thinking I made the best choice. And for $10,000,000,000 I don't think that'd be a problem.O-Trap;903815 wrote:Honestly, this isn't true if money is less important to you than comfort or any other thing which would be lost or felt by the action.
It's a priorities issue. You assume that obtaining $10,000,000,000 is a higher priority than anything having to do with gay fellatio. Not everyone is going to agree with that, though.
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Sep 19, 2011 10:59pm
justincredible;903823 wrote:I'd do it for far less than $10 billion.
yeah but you would also pay someone to be able to suck them off. Homo. (not that there is anything wrong with that.)
robj55
Posts: 9,511
Sep 19, 2011 10:59pm
lolzkaren lotz;903830 wrote:Yeah I mean if S&L, scooter, and rob want to suck **** for money that's their choice.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 19, 2011 10:59pm
With $10 billion you'd be the 26th richest person in America.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Sep 19, 2011 11:00pm
Anything less than 1 milly and I'd use teeth. You want a good beej gonna be spendy. For 10 billion I'd rim a horse. Seriously heinous Shit I would do for that money.
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Sep 19, 2011 11:00pm
and you'd have had a man's dick in your mouth by your own choosing.justincredible;903834 wrote:With $10 billion you'd be the 26th richest person in America.
robj55
Posts: 9,511
Sep 19, 2011 11:00pm
j_crazy;903835 wrote:Anything less than 1 milly and I'd use teeth. You want a good beej gonna be spendy. For 10 billion I'd rim a horse. Seriously heinous **** I would do for that money.
hahahha
robj55
Posts: 9,511
Sep 19, 2011 11:01pm
no shame in my game
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Sep 19, 2011 11:04pm
I Wear Pants;903831 wrote:For me this sort of thing makes sense as long as I don't have to trick myself into thinking I made the best choice. And for $10,000,000,000 I don't think that'd be a problem.
And that's fair, because again, it's a priorities issue. If one's priorities are set a certain way, then doing this makes sense.
I know a chick who has a salmon ...j_crazy;903835 wrote:Anything less than 1 milly and I'd use teeth. You want a good beej gonna be spendy. For 10 billion I'd rim a horse. Seriously heinous Shit I would do for that money.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Sep 19, 2011 11:05pm
Other than some physical injury things (cutting off body parts, etc) I don't think there is anything I would not do for $10,000,000,000.j_crazy;903835 wrote:Anything less than 1 milly and I'd use teeth. You want a good beej gonna be spendy. For 10 billion I'd rim a horse. Seriously heinous Shit I would do for that money.
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dat dude
Posts: 1,564
Sep 19, 2011 11:05pm
I'll pass. Everyone would know how you got your money.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Sep 19, 2011 11:07pm
See, I would cut off my own finger or something for it.I Wear Pants;903843 wrote:Other than some physical injury things (cutting off body parts, etc) I don't think there is anything I would not do for $10,000,000,000.
$10,000,000,000 would buy one hell of a prosthesis.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 19, 2011 11:10pm
Who cares? Gay guys fellate each other for free.dat dude;903844 wrote:I'll pass. Everyone would know how you got your money.
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Sep 19, 2011 11:10pm
Jon Caparulo....
Hey Jon looks like your doing pretty good!
Yeah, well I'm sucking cock now.
Hey Jon looks like your doing pretty good!
Yeah, well I'm sucking cock now.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Sep 19, 2011 11:10pm
Well a finger sure. I was thinking like an arm or leg or stabbing eyes out or something like that. Not because I wouldn't find the $10 billion rationally more beneficial but because I don't think I'd have the guts to do that.O-Trap;903845 wrote:See, I would cut off my own finger or something for it.
$10,000,000,000 would buy one hell of a prosthesis.
I would not give two shits if people knew I sucked a dick for $10 billion dollars. They're the ones who I wouldn't help out when they were getting their house foreclosed.dat dude;903844 wrote:I'll pass. Everyone would know how you got your money.
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Sep 19, 2011 11:10pm
I think the most important variable is....
does this include spitting or swallowing?
does this include spitting or swallowing?
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dat dude
Posts: 1,564
Sep 19, 2011 11:12pm
Eh, I have a two year old daughter. I'm ok where I'm at without having the world know I blew some dude for money.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 19, 2011 11:13pm
I think it would be selfish to not blow a guy for $10 billion. Your family would be set for many, many, many generations.
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dat dude
Posts: 1,564
Sep 19, 2011 11:16pm
I can see that side, but it would be a ridiculous legacy to leave.justincredible;903854 wrote:I think it would be selfish to not blow a guy for $10 billion. Your family would be set for many, many, many generations.
On the other hand, wtf am I doing arguing this issue?
Scooter1369
Posts: 179
Sep 19, 2011 11:19pm
That was the best you could come up with? I am deeply disappointed. My 13 year old daughter could have come up with something better than that.karen lotz;903728 wrote:I assume you really like Klondike bars.
Terry_Tate
Posts: 7,606
Sep 19, 2011 11:19pm
The children in that family would get made fun of so bad. The comeback for anyone in an argument would always be, "Well, at least my Dad doesn't suck dick."justincredible;903854 wrote:I think it would be selfish to not blow a guy for $10 billion. Your family would be set for many, many, many generations.
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Sep 19, 2011 11:20pm
or you could move to anywhere in the world, take your 10 billions dollars with you, and live happily ever after.Terry_Tate;903866 wrote:The children in that family would get made fun of so bad. The comeback for anyone in an argument would always be, "Well, at least my Dad doesn't suck dick."
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 19, 2011 11:23pm
I'd think the ability to come home and swim in money, McDuck style, would be an okay remedy to that situation.Terry_Tate;903866 wrote:The children in that family would get made fun of so bad. The comeback for anyone in an argument would always be, "Well, at least my Dad doesn't suck dick."
Mulva
Posts: 13,650
Sep 19, 2011 11:24pm
Do I have to be sober? If I can throw down a few shots and a couple of Xanax beforehand my price would be significantly lower.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Sep 19, 2011 11:29pm
Oooh, when their house gets auctioned, buy it, and then offer to sell it back to them for twice what they originally paid.I Wear Pants;903850 wrote:They're the ones who I wouldn't help out when they were getting their house foreclosed.
That was my evil scheme for the day.
Scooter1369;903864 wrote:That was the best you could come up with? I am deeply disappointed. My 13 year old daughter could have come up with something better than that.
I'm deeply disappointed that you brought your 13-year-old daughter into this discussion.
Pick6;903868 wrote:or you could move to anywhere in the world, take your 10 billions dollars with you, and live happily ever after.
I dunno. With technology the way it is, word travels, and with that kind of money, it would most likely travel wherever you'd go.
Well, since that's pretend ...justincredible;903871 wrote:I'd think the ability to come home and swim in money, McDuck style, would be an okay remedy to that situation.
... having a full-time nutsack cleaner ... some 19-year-old college drop out ... THAT would be a good remedy.