Relationship/Marriage Contract

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jmog
Posts: 6,567
Sep 17, 2011 12:37pm
Man, either I got the best wife on the planet or you guys are marrying the most horrible women out there.

11 years of marriage and she doesn't hardly ever nag. We have more sex now than ever (4-6 times a week) and do many "kinky" things (a lot more now than ever).
She doens't bother me during OSU or Browns games.
The only thing on the "list" that she will do is pull the "nothing" is wrong game, but that's nearly every woman on the planet and you just learn to ignore it until she's ready to actually tell you.
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O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Sep 17, 2011 1:24pm
like_that, you're pretty much looking for a woman who isn't going to act like an independent adult.

I believe what you want is a Russian or Asian mail order bride.
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DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Sep 17, 2011 2:17pm
jmog;899550 wrote:Man, either I got the best wife on the planet or you guys are marrying the most horrible women out there.

11 years of marriage and she doesn't hardly ever nag. We have more sex now than ever (4-6 times a week) and do many "kinky" things (a lot more now than ever).
She doens't bother me during OSU or Browns games.
The only thing on the "list" that she will do is pull the "nothing" is wrong game, but that's nearly every woman on the planet and you just learn to ignore it until she's ready to actually tell you.
Well jmog, you have to realize that 75% of the huddle are hicks/inbreds/nascar loving white trash. Marrying dumb, bitchy, retarded, hickish women is just there destiny.
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O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Sep 17, 2011 2:40pm
DeyDurkie5;899661 wrote:Well jmog, you have to realize that 75% of the huddle are hicks/inbreds/nascar loving white trash. Marrying dumb, bitchy, retarded, hickish women is just there destiny.
lol'd
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Sage
Posts: 2,070
Sep 17, 2011 2:55pm
lol getting married that's ur first mistake, clown.