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Bigdogg
Posts: 1,429
Sep 16, 2011 11:20am
I would strongly suggest a credit check before marriage. The number one reason for divorce is financial issues.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 16, 2011 11:42am
I could have sworn that the number 1 reason would be b/c of a bitchy wife!Bigdogg;898409 wrote:I would strongly suggest a credit check before marriage. The number one reason for divorce is financial issues.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Sep 16, 2011 2:01pm
This reminds me of people w/o kids who tell me how well behaved in public their future kids are going to be. Like_that simply has no idea what he's in for.
Skyhook79
Posts: 5,739
Sep 16, 2011 2:06pm
Gblock;898366 wrote:good luck with that
I'm pretty sure COA has already agreed to all of like_that's conditions.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Sep 16, 2011 2:06pm
Now that is something you def have more control of.Steel Valley Football;898618 wrote:This reminds me of people w/o kids who tell me how well behaved in public their future kids are going to be. Like_that simply has no idea what he's in for.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Sep 16, 2011 2:08pm
lol, I still see your feelings are hurt. Haven't seen this one before /sarcasm.Skyhook79;898631 wrote:I'm pretty sure COA has already agreed to all of like_that's conditions.
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Sep 16, 2011 2:09pm
Pay your child support MOFOernest_t_bass;898389 wrote:The only contract I'd have her sign is, if we get divorced, no child support, and the kids are not ever allowed to be around any of your BF's.
Earn a paycheck...damn...ernest_t_bass;898434 wrote:I could have sworn that the number 1 reason would be b/c of a bitchy wife!
To the OP....The only thing Im seeing that you lack on your contract.....is she needs to be on standby to "Make me a sammich bitch" and some other clause referring to staying in the kitchen.
Hope this helps
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Sep 16, 2011 2:09pm
like_that;898634 wrote:Now that is something you def have more control of.
Depends on your kids ages. How old are your kids?
thePITman
Posts: 3,867
Sep 16, 2011 2:14pm
This is funny stuff! Especially for someone considering...
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 16, 2011 2:14pm
- yes, dearlike_that;898637 wrote:lol, I still see your feelings are hurt. Haven't seen this one before /sarcasm.
-sick pwn dude!
-cool
-ok
/ernest
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 16, 2011 2:16pm
?wut?1_beast;898641 wrote:Earn a paycheck...damn...
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Sep 16, 2011 2:17pm
Noted.1_beast;898641 wrote:Pay your child support MOFO
Earn a paycheck...damn...
To the OP....The only thing Im seeing that you lack on your contract.....is she needs to be on standby to "Make me a sammich bitch" and some other clause referring to staying in the kitchen.
Hope this helps
\Steel Valley Football;898642 wrote:Depends on your kids ages. How old are your kids?
Zero. Don't care what you say, unless the kid has a mental condition, he/she won't be misbehaving.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Sep 16, 2011 2:18pm
-yes, dearernest_t_bass;898652 wrote:- yes, dear
-sick pwn dude!
-cool
-ok
/ernest
-sick PWN dude
-cool
-ok
-yes, dear; sick pwn dude; cool; ok /ernest
/ernest
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Sep 16, 2011 2:27pm
like_that;898660 wrote:Noted.
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Zero. Don't care what you say, unless the kid has a mental condition, he/she won't be misbehaving.
Oh.
Ok.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Sep 16, 2011 2:42pm
Gotta agree with that. You working for freecreditreport.com now or something?!?!?!??!?!?!?Bigdogg;898409 wrote:I would strongly suggest a credit check before marriage. The number one reason for divorce is financial issues.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Sep 16, 2011 4:42pm
So glad that with men what you see is what you get. 
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oletiger
Posts: 166
Sep 16, 2011 5:04pm
add a weight clause and your gold
Scooter1369
Posts: 179
Sep 16, 2011 5:08pm
Wow. And to think you aren't already married.like_that;898361 wrote:I mentioned in the finance thread, that next time I am about to get in a relationship/marriage(for the serious folks), I am going to have a list of bylaws that this girl needs to follow, otherwise there will be no relationship/marriage, or the relationship/marriage will be terminated if she doesn't follow the bylaws. Here is what I have so far.
-Must maintain sex quota
----Must do something kinky at least once a month
-Don't bitch/nag about petty ****
-Don't talk to me on sundays, especially if the Browns lose. (you may place your mouth on my penis, if that helps to prevent you from talking)
-Either tell me what is wrong, or shut the **** up.
This is all I have so far. Looking for input, especially from the miserable married folks.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Sep 16, 2011 5:29pm
oletiger;898785 wrote:add a weight clause and your gold
Good call. That's definitely going in there.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Sep 16, 2011 6:48pm
oletiger;898785 wrote:add a weight clause and your gold
Make sure you add ALL your gold 'cause she's gonna want it.like_that;898801 wrote:Good call. That's definitely going in there.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Sep 16, 2011 6:51pm
Is that different?gorocks99;898841 wrote:Make sure you add ALL your gold 'cause she's gonna want it.
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cbus4life
Posts: 2,849
Sep 16, 2011 6:51pm
Priceless.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Sep 16, 2011 6:52pm
watFatHobbit;898846 wrote:Is that different?
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Sep 16, 2011 7:03pm
That she's going to want ALL your gold.gorocks99;898848 wrote:wat
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Sep 16, 2011 7:03pm
Oh, no. Not different at all. Just pointing it out since he's putting it in the contractFatHobbit;898851 wrote:That she's going to want ALL your gold.
