Stupid Facebook Statuses (of YOUR friends)

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password
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Sep 10, 2011 2:55pm
Who would have thought that someone who is a long distance runner would be looking for a double headed dildo.




This is her profile on myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/brandiholmes
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password
Posts: 2,360
Sep 11, 2011 11:07pm
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I Wear Pants
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Sep 11, 2011 11:19pm
That's awesome.
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password
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Sep 11, 2011 11:53pm



I know this is not a facebook status post but this should be a warning to all the Gym teachers, stop touching the penis of little kids.
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justincredible
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Sep 12, 2011 12:18am
password;892778 wrote:


I know this is not a facebook status post but this should be a warning to all the Gym teachers, stop touching the penis of little kids.
This has ccrunner written all over it.
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ts1227
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Sep 12, 2011 12:25am
Maybe I'm just an unpatriotic asshole, but some of these 9/11 chain statuses are just the worst.

I guess I can say that now since it's the 12th?
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Hb31187
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Sep 12, 2011 12:50am
Any and all chain statuses are the worst. Breast cancer awareness, all the religion ones, ect ect