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Sep 6, 2011 7:02 PM
I had to go to the local pet store to return a bag of dog food, wrong type. I walk up to the counter and this young kid about 18 yrs old is working the register, he is ringing up this hot looking MILF about 35 yrs old. He looks at me and says, I will be with you in a minute sir, I already started on her and need to finish doing her and it should only take me a minute to finish doing her. I looked at the woman and could tell from her smile that things were going to get good, she looks at him and says, honey if you ever plan on DOING me, you are going to have to last a lot longer than a minute, The kid was speechless and the woman turns to her husband who is laughing and ask him if she is telling the truth. When she left and he waited on me, I told him I don't need you to do me, I just want to exchange this bag of dog food, he actually looked like he was getting pissed because of my comment. Fucking kids have no sense of humor nowadays.


Thread title corrected, thanks Glory Days.
Sep 6, 2011 7:02pm
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Sep 6, 2011 7:08 PM
A.) i think you meant "pwned"

B.) would have been funny if the good had a good comeback like "meet me over in the hamster isle, your husband can watch the clock and keep time while i do you there."
Sep 6, 2011 7:08pm
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Sep 6, 2011 7:14 PM
Pics or GTFO
Sep 6, 2011 7:14pm
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Sep 6, 2011 7:25 PM
So he got lent to the pet store by the MILF for a negotiated sum of money for which he will be returned if the MILF repays the pet store with interest?

Sep 6, 2011 7:25pm
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Sep 6, 2011 7:28 PM
How big were her cans?
Sep 6, 2011 7:28pm
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Sep 6, 2011 7:32 PM
chicago510;885446 wrote:So he got lent to the pet store by the MILF for a negotiated sum of money for which he will be returned if the MILF repays the pet store with interest?

haha thats what i thought the story was about.
Sep 6, 2011 7:32pm
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Sep 6, 2011 7:33 PM
THE4RINGZ;885432 wrote:Pics or GTFO
bigdaddy2003;885448 wrote:How big were her cans?
Both are valid points/questions. :cool:
Sep 6, 2011 7:33pm
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Sep 6, 2011 7:36 PM
Glory Days;885427 wrote:A.) i think you meant "pwned"

B.) would have been funny if the good had a good comeback like "meet me over in the hamster isle, your husband can watch the clock and keep time while i do you there."
A.) I fixed the title, thanks.
B.) I don't think he would have made to the hamster aisle, he would have been done as soon as he started walking behind her.

C.) I think you meant "aisle"
Sep 6, 2011 7:36pm
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Sep 6, 2011 7:37 PM
password;885457 wrote:A.) I fixed the title, thanks.
B.) I don't think he would have made to the hamster aisle, he would have been done as soon as he started walking behind her.

C.) I think you meant "aisle"



And I think you mean hampster
Sep 6, 2011 7:37pm
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Sep 6, 2011 7:40 PM
password;885457 wrote:A.) I fixed the title, thanks.
B.) I don't think he would have made to the hamster aisle, he would have been done as soon as he started walking behind her.

C.) I think you meant "aisle"
D.) pwned
THE4RINGZ;885459 wrote:And I think you mean hampster
E.) pwning the pwned.
Sep 6, 2011 7:40pm
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Sep 6, 2011 7:44 PM
WTF is a hampster?
Sep 6, 2011 7:44pm
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Sep 6, 2011 7:46 PM
justincredible;885466 wrote:WTF is a hampster?



LOL
Sep 6, 2011 7:46pm
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Sep 6, 2011 7:52 PM
LOL. The original post in this thread sucked ass. The rest of the thread is pure gold; so much pwnage
Sep 6, 2011 7:52pm
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Sep 6, 2011 7:53 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hampster


hampster 104 up, 20 down
The retarded way to spell hamster. There's no "p" in hamster. Kthnxbai.
Gal: "Aww. Look at the little hampster running on her wheel"
Guy: "Umm..."
Sep 6, 2011 7:53pm
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Sep 6, 2011 7:55 PM
lol hampster lol. one of the most common misspelled words.
Sep 6, 2011 7:55pm
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Sep 6, 2011 8:10 PM
I learned it was hamster back in, I think, 3rd grade.
Sep 6, 2011 8:10pm
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Sep 6, 2011 8:14 PM
justincredible;885493 wrote:I learned it was hamster back in, I think, 3rd grade.
but when did it crawl out?
Sep 6, 2011 8:14pm
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Sep 6, 2011 8:19 PM
Glory Days;885498 wrote:but when did it crawl out?
LMFAO....may be the best line I've seen on the OC.
Sep 6, 2011 8:19pm
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Sep 6, 2011 8:45 PM
password;885457 wrote:A.) I fixed the title, thanks.
B.) I don't think he would have made to the hamster aisle, he would have been done as soon as he started walking behind her.

C.) I think you meant "aisle"
Glory Days;885461 wrote:D.) pwned

THE4RINGZ;885459 wrote:And I think you mean hampster
Glory Days;885461 wrote: E.) pwning the pwned.
justincredible;885466 wrote:WTF is a hampster?
F.) pwned by a hamster!
Sep 6, 2011 8:45pm
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Sep 6, 2011 8:48 PM
password;885528 wrote:F.) pwned by a hamster!
+1 because i cant rep you yet.
Sep 6, 2011 8:48pm
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Sep 6, 2011 9:16 PM
Reminds me of a classic line on WKRP in Cincinnati.

Herb to Jennifer: "What do you say, beautiful, you and me getting it together tonight. You only go around once in life, so why not grab a little gusto?"

Jennifer: "I don't like LITTLE gustos, Herb".
Sep 6, 2011 9:16pm
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Sep 6, 2011 11:26 PM
ernest_t_bass;885479 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hampster


hampster 104 up, 20 down
The retarded way to spell hamster. There's no "p" in hamster. Kthnxbai.
Gal: "Aww. Look at the little hampster running on her wheel"
Guy: "Umm..."

lold liek hard!
Commander of Awesome;885481 wrote:lol hampster lol. one of the most common misspelled words.

How often do the people around you use the word at all?
Sep 6, 2011 11:26pm
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Sep 6, 2011 11:30 PM
This thread is useless without photos of the MILF.
Sep 6, 2011 11:30pm
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Sep 6, 2011 11:59 PM
I don't think they would have agreed to a group photo.
Sep 6, 2011 11:59pm