All right so I am hanging out with this guy the other night from Darby. Let it be known I am recently divorced, and when I say recently, I mean less than 6 months out of it, so basically I am looking to get plowed. Anyway we were sorta just chilling and shooting the shit, but all I could think of was getting banged, so I started out with playing a movie, which should have been a first sign to him smh.

It was my idea to hang out, and since he is a sensitive idiot I told him I am not looking into anything serious right now. This basically means I want to get fucked without any strings attached to it. Isn’t this what most guys want? WTF is wrong with this kid?

We are watching the movie, and I am starting to think this kid has a vagina, because he hasn’t made one single move. So, I decide to make the first move with him, and get “cozy” with him. The fat fuck finally decides to kiss me, which was ok because I thought it was going to lead to a penis in my vagina…. I was wrong, that’s all he decided to do, and ends up leaving after. I was thinking was I not fucking obvious enough? So the next day, I decided to make it even more clear, and I send him a text I don’t want anything serious BUT I would still like to do it AGAIN, because last night wasn’t bad (which it was because the dumb fuck didn’t catch on to any obvious signs).

I guess what I am asking here is what the fuck is wrong with the guy’s problem, and what does he mean? I am giving him another chance because I really need to be plowed on the rebound. Do you think he has a small penis, or is he afraid of wet vagina? I don’t know how else I can make it clearer, except to tell him I want to get fucked. Hopefully he doesn’t cry after we fuck though.

Hahahahahahaha

RecentlyDivorcedHottie22;868338 wrote:I was wrong, that’s all he decided to do, and ands up leaving after.

You misspelled "ends."

He'll probably cry, good luck,

LOL! Awesome!

Get a gigolo, toots. From this guys past history I get the feeling he'd fall into a pile of tits and come out sucking his thumb.

The trials of Darby: Making it easy for everyone to give out reps to others for lol-worthy comments.

I think you've finally, successfully chased Darby away from this site.

^^^^^^^^

...Never happen, and I'm glad he's here.

He makes me feel my life (as fuck..ed up as it is) seem perfectly normal.

Darby brought it upon himself.

This has vbookie written all over it.

GoPens;868397 wrote:I think you've finally, successfully chased Darby away from this site.

He's been posting over in the College Football section. Maybe we should move this thread there.

SportsAndLady;868362 wrote:

Well played, OP. Well played.

Probably a virgin and not going to be able to provide decent rebound sex. Kick him to the curb.

tcarrier32;868485 wrote:

Holy shit, that is hilarious.

^^ jesus christ, thats kinky.

RecentlyDivorcedHottie22;868338 wrote:I was wrong, that’s all he decided to do, and ands up leaving after. .

ccrunner?

I was hoping someone would do this. Fucking awesome well done OP.

Instant classic!

Did she ask "WTF is wrong with this kid?"

teacher hooking up with a student?

If you guys don't give the thread starter enough rep to be at the next rep level by midnight, I'm banning you all.

ernest_t_bass;868489 wrote:

Here comes another letter from Google...