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Belly35

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Aug 3, 2011 5:07 PM
Consumption at once

How much of (food - drink - drugs or a combo of all three) have you had too much of at one time?
Story please…

I once was told because I can’t remember much about that night. That I had four pitchers of Loma Linda’s Margarita... I do however remembering that my wife saying (she was drunk) I could not drive under the telephone pole support cable. We had a VW station wagon at the time. The next day when we woke up … the tire marks over the curb and under the guide cable and throw the neighbor’s yard to my driveway was proof of my driving skills.

I can’t tell you how much the three of us smoked (this one night in Nam) but it was enough that we took from the mess hall at Fire Support Base Devins two container of cooked cold BBQ ribs, 10 Baked potatoes and a case of pop. We know that there was ribs in the mess hall because that want was served for dinner. The three of us where found the next morning on top of an APC covered with BBQ sauce, rib bones and half eaten potatoes ….
It was estimated that we had shot gunned 10 joints… each… not sure that is even possible.
What was difficult to explain to the Commander was where we got the APC…
Aug 3, 2011 5:07pm
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coyotes22

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Aug 4, 2011 2:27 AM
You are such a rebel
Aug 4, 2011 2:27am
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OSH

Kosh B'Gosh

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Aug 4, 2011 11:01 AM
I tried the Capri Sun challenge once -- 15 Capri Suns in 30 minutes. I only got 10 down and couldn't do anymore. I think I got 7 in the first 3 minutes.

I felt awful.
Aug 4, 2011 11:01am
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Sonofanump

Aug 4, 2011 11:07 AM
22 crunchy taco bell tacos in 5 minutes. Came in second, another dude polished off 25.

3 1/2 16 oz steaks in one sitting. Only other thing I had that night was rum and moonshine.
Aug 4, 2011 11:07am
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Aug 4, 2011 11:10 AM
I won a maple syrup chugging contest in college once. Not too proud of that now, though.
Aug 4, 2011 11:10am
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Belly35

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Aug 4, 2011 11:11 AM
My yougest daughter ( at the time was 6 years old) ate a large can of Black Olives ...... puked up everything...

She does not eat olives anymore....
Aug 4, 2011 11:11am
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Belly35

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Aug 4, 2011 11:12 AM
justincredible;851530 wrote:I won a maple syrup chugging contest in college once. Not too proud of that now, though.
Read your PM ...
Aug 4, 2011 11:12am
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Aug 4, 2011 11:15 AM
Belly35;851539 wrote:Read your PM ...

What PM?
Aug 4, 2011 11:15am
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Sonofanump

Aug 4, 2011 11:16 AM
Belly35;851535 wrote:puck up everything....

Sounds painful.
Aug 4, 2011 11:16am
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Sonofanump

Aug 4, 2011 11:16 AM
justincredible;851545 wrote:What PM?

11:17AM
Aug 4, 2011 11:16am
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Iliketurtles

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Aug 4, 2011 11:24 AM
I don't really know how much food/drink/drugs I've done at once because I've never really kept track but here are some "Challenges" I have done that most people can't do.

Gallon Milk Challenge- Drank the whole gallon in 40 minutes did not throw up.
Capri Sun Challenge- I drank 20 in 15 minutes
Tablespoon of cinnamon- Ate the whole thing without coughing
Blazin wing Challenge at BW3s- 12 blazin wings in 6 minutes
I've also won a maple syrup and hot dog eating contests while I was in college. I drank the whole bottle of syrup cant remember how fast and for the hot dogs I was the only one to finish all 10 in 6 minutes.
Ate everything on McDonald's and Wendy's dollar menu(this was back in 2004). They were 2 separate occasions of course haha.
Also not a challenge(and my friends paid me 50 bucks) but I bong 3 Smirnoff's in a row. Almost puked after those but only cause I had already drank 9.
Aug 4, 2011 11:24am
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I Am Ahab

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Aug 4, 2011 12:37 PM
1)Sucked down 10 large chocolate ice cream cones from DQ on a challenge once.
2) 240 mg of oxycontin
3) 5 hits of some really good acid (if you have a babysitter I recommend trying this. It's like nothing else you'll ever experience).
My good friend and I used to have this tradition when my parents would leave town we'd roll up 4 big joints and light them all at once and try to smoke em as fast as possible. It gets you sooooo stoned it almost feels like your tripping. Pretty fun.
Aug 4, 2011 12:37pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Aug 4, 2011 12:42 PM
I've drank a 30 pack+ on more than one occasion. (cool story bro)
Aug 4, 2011 12:42pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Aug 4, 2011 12:43 PM
I Am Ahab;851615 wrote:1)Sucked down 10 large chocolate ice cream cones from DQ on a challenge once.
2) 240 mg of oxycontin
3) 5 hits of some really good acid (if you have a babysitter I recommend trying this. It's like nothing else you'll ever experience).
My good friend and I used to have this tradition when my parents would leave town we'd roll up 4 big joints and light them all at once and try to smoke em as fast as possible. It gets you sooooo stoned it almost feels like your tripping. Pretty fun.

Did you check your good friend's phone so you could be sure to trust them?
Aug 4, 2011 12:43pm
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SnotBubbles

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Aug 4, 2011 12:54 PM
ernest_t_bass;851621 wrote:I've drank a 30 pack+ on more than one occasion. (cool story bro)

Isn't that your typical Friday-Sunday (daily) challenge?

I don't recall winning any specific challenges....but I've never been beaten in a single beer chugging contest in my life.

...and I once won a semen chugging contest.
Aug 4, 2011 12:54pm
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I Am Ahab

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Aug 4, 2011 12:54 PM
No but did the acid with the same friend and at one point during our 20 hr super intense acid trip I became convinced that he had been plotting to get me really fucked up on acid so id be vulnerable and he could murder me. I truly believed it.

We still have a good laugh every once in a while about that.
Aug 4, 2011 12:54pm
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bradmaynard

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Aug 4, 2011 2:46 PM
Beer bonged a 4 loko one time before they took all the caffeine out of em. That was a horrible idea.
Aug 4, 2011 2:46pm
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4cards

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Aug 4, 2011 3:01 PM
...smoked a gram of hash, and 4 or 5 bowls of weed covered with hash oil one night.
Aug 4, 2011 3:01pm
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Aug 4, 2011 5:06 PM
bradmaynard;851717 wrote:Beer bonged a 4 loko one time before they took all the caffeine out of em. That was a horrible idea.

Ooohhh dats nasty bet ya didnt feel too great.
Aug 4, 2011 5:06pm
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sportchampps

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Aug 5, 2011 1:36 AM
Smoked and ounce in about 6 hours with my friend. In college my two friends and i went threw a qp a week.
Aug 5, 2011 1:36am
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coyotes22

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Aug 5, 2011 1:40 AM
sportchampps;852167 wrote:Smoked and ounce in about 6 hours with my friend. In college the my two friends and i went threw a qp a week.

It appears you are still smoking. :D
Aug 5, 2011 1:40am
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like_that

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Aug 5, 2011 10:27 AM
justincredible;851530 wrote:I won a maple syrup chugging contest in college once. Not too proud of that now, though.

You must have gotten laid all the time in college.
Aug 5, 2011 10:27am
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Nick Mangold

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Aug 5, 2011 1:14 PM
like_that;852324 wrote:You must have gotten laid all the time in college.

I had a gf throughout college. So yeah.
Aug 5, 2011 1:14pm
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like_that

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Aug 5, 2011 2:45 PM
justincredible;852452 wrote:I had a gf throughout college. So yeah.

I suppose that makes sense at Marietta. Not many hot girls to pick from, so you have to lock a girl down early.
Aug 5, 2011 2:45pm
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Aug 5, 2011 2:54 PM
like_that;852575 wrote:I suppose that makes sense at Marietta. Not many hot girls to pick from, so you have to lock a girl down early.

Absolutely.
Aug 5, 2011 2:54pm