coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jul 12, 2011 8:35am
ttt
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Jul 12, 2011 10:15am
First thread ever that I can recall where I have actually laughed out loud multiple time. I mean, stick a turkey baster up your ass? Really?
This is fucking amazing.
This is fucking amazing.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jul 12, 2011 10:16am
Laley23;827821 wrote:First thread ever that I can recall where I have actually laughed out loud multiple time. I mean, stick a turkey baster up your ass? Really?
This is fucking amazing.
It's bayster you illiterate jackass.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Jul 12, 2011 10:44am
Laley23;827821 wrote:First thread ever that I can recall where I have actually laughed out loud multiple time. I mean, stick a turkey baster up your ass? Really?
This is ****ing amazing.
Lol yeah like if I wanted to taste my own sperm (because you know, that's perfectly normal), I'd just jerk off...I wouldn't stick something up my ass to extract sperm lmao
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jul 12, 2011 10:47am
SportsAndLady;827851 wrote:Lol yeah like if I wanted to taste my own sperm (because you know, that's perfectly normal), I'd just jerk off...I wouldn't stick something up my ass to extract sperm lmao
So, wait!!!!! Are you saying you DO HAVE sperm in your ass?!?!?!?
I think I just threw up in my mouth!!!!!!!
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jul 12, 2011 10:54am
Pretty damn hard to remove one's "own sperm" from one's own ass with a baster or not...but anybody that could do that is probably pretty popular with the ladies and wouldn't have any need to be in his own ass anyway. So this whole conversation is quite the Chinese Conundrum.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jul 12, 2011 11:01am
This thread has taken a nasty turn!!!
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jul 12, 2011 11:03am
It is working its way back to Big Ben raping somebody in the ass I'm pretty sure.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Jul 12, 2011 11:13am
coyotes22;827853 wrote:So, wait!!!!! Are you saying you DO HAVE sperm in your ass?!?!?!?
I think I just threw up in my mouth!!!!!!!
Could be wrong on this...but I think you can get sperm from one's ass lol
royal_k
Posts: 4,423
Jul 12, 2011 11:18am
LMAO...super thread
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Jul 12, 2011 11:28am
Thinthickbigred;825959 wrote:Dont worry AAron will have his day one day . What will your idol worshiping come to then
Wait, wat? This thread is so fan-fucking-tastic, I totally missed your calling out Aaron Rodgers. Kudos.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jul 12, 2011 11:34am
SportsAndLady;827891 wrote:Could be wrong on this...but I think you can get sperm from one's ass lol
But, the REAL question is:
Can you retrieve it with a turkey bayster?
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jul 12, 2011 11:39am
Maybe he can dance his way out of the charges.Thinthickbigred;827659 wrote:Read carefully before you say I made this a race thing . I didnt . All I said was let the facts come out . They might have been targeting Hiens because of his posts on Facebook the day earlier about texting while driving . Racial profiling is a small possibility although I dont think it was the case . Cops send in the licsens plate to dispatch and then they know who is behind the wheel ,sometimes well before pulling a stop . A cop may have been celebrity hunting . Its not so so far out of the question . All I was saying is he is not prooven guilty yet . Way too many shady things happen to celebrities and especially pro athletes . Sure many make mistakes ,but many have also been set up . False rape claims happen all the time . Fans from other teams jump on this shit and then one of there own get it . Dont you think Hiens has a huge target on his back ? Id say a whole bunch of people want a chance to make him look bad . Were the charges probably correct ? Id say probably ,but I wouldnt say definitly and even some of you Steeler fans out here have already convicted him . Ill stand by this guy because he is a top notch class act who does much for the community and is very fan friendly .. He has true loyalty and I do to .
skank
Posts: 6,543
Jul 12, 2011 12:21pm
Tiernan;827873 wrote:It is working its way back to Big Ben raping somebody in the ass I'm pretty sure.
Ben raped somebody?
killer_ewok
Posts: 11,379
Jul 12, 2011 12:32pm
skank;827945 wrote:Ben raped somebody?
Allegedly. But not as many people as Jim Brown raped. Allegedly.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Jul 12, 2011 12:44pm
Not really how that works.Al Bundy;826630 wrote:Do you understanding that turning down a breathalyzer test is admitting guilt?
But you might not have been talking in a strictly legal sense.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Jul 12, 2011 12:46pm
killer_ewok;827956 wrote:Allegedly. But not as many people as Jim Brown raped. Allegedly.
Future tag team?
killer_ewok
Posts: 11,379
Jul 12, 2011 12:56pm
BR1986FB;827969 wrote:Future tag team?
Ebony and Ivory.....Rapists.
EDIT: Allegedly (in my best Jim Rome voice)
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Thinthickbigred
Posts: 4,148
Jul 12, 2011 1:09pm
SportsAndLady;827851 wrote:Lol yeah like if I wanted to taste my own sperm (because you know, that's perfectly normal), I'd just jerk off...I wouldn't stick something up my ass to extract sperm lmao
You said Chinese sperm so I assumed you think different nationalities have a different taste. Since I gather you dont do oral for some reason You could retrieve some of your partners DNA from your ass . You disgusting nasty beeeaaatch
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Thinthickbigred
Posts: 4,148
Jul 12, 2011 1:12pm
BR1986FB;827969 wrote:Future tag team?
and you could be the manager of the two . I can see that. A little midget with face paint running around getting beer thrown on him by the crowd
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Thinthickbigred
Posts: 4,148
Jul 12, 2011 1:14pm
coyotes22;827910 wrote:But, the REAL question is:
Can you retrieve it with a turkey bayster?
No the real question is can you retrieve the turkey bayster LOL
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Jul 12, 2011 1:21pm
Thinthickbigred;827994 wrote:No the real question is can you retrieve the turkey bayster LOL
No. Because there is no such thing as a Turkey Bayster. Unless you mean a Turkey who hangs out all day by the Bay.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Jul 12, 2011 1:26pm
Haha.."midget"...stfu you simpleton hillbilly retard. Coming from a place like Steubenville, where they likely filmed the movie "Wrong Turn", I find this rich. Hear banjos much?Thinthickbigred;827991 wrote:and you could be the manager of the two . I can see that. A little midget with face paint running around getting beer thrown on him by the crowd
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Thinthickbigred
Posts: 4,148
Jul 12, 2011 1:54pm
BR1986FB;828006 wrote:Haha.."midget"...stfu you simpleton hillbilly retard. Coming from a place like Steubenville, where they likely filmed the movie "Wrong Turn", I find this rich. Hear banjos much?
haha very funny . Why do some of you idiots think Steubenville is hillbilly is beyond me . You can call us a gangster town . We have alot of drive by's we have alot of crime and drug trafficing . We have several unsolved murders ... Nothing to be proud about for sure ,but hillbilly we are not . Never heard of the movie "wrong turn" but I have heard of the movie and watched the movie "Funny Farm" and that is a place I see you living in. With your illegally hooked up cable hanging from the outside of your trailer , to your moonwalks in the cemetary to steal brass from the moseleum gates,to your burning tires in your backyard,to your copper theft addiction. i think it is you that are a little hillbilly . Oh and your midget wrestling career,that must be fun.
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Thinthickbigred
Posts: 4,148
Jul 12, 2011 1:56pm
Laley23;828000 wrote:No. Because there is no such thing as a Turkey Bayster. Unless you mean a Turkey who hangs out all day by the Bay.
On a day in May ,I just may ,and then play in the hay.