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like_that

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Jul 1, 2011 2:15 PM
As pointed out by tiernan and ccrunner, there is wayy too much homo gayness going on in these soccer threads. Who in the hell in their right mind would root for these fairies who run around and kick a ball?!? This is Amurica, if you like soccer you need to get the fuck out! In honor of 4th of July weekend (the greatest U.S.A American holiday, enough said), let's all list our favorite things that makes us U.S.A Americans! Be sure to list your favorite fisherman and cross country runner, because if you are not a fan of both you are not a U.S.A American.

Favorite fisherman: this guy

Favorite runner:

Favorite decoration: Pink flamingo

Favorite female athlete: This is Amurica! The only athletic activities females should be doing is cleaning the house and cooking in that kitchen.

Favorite food: Corn. If you aint cornfed you will go to hell.

Walmart.... nough said.
Jul 1, 2011 2:15pm
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coyotes22

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Jul 1, 2011 2:23 PM
This shouldnt take too long to turn into a basement thread.

:D
Jul 1, 2011 2:23pm
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Sage

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Jul 1, 2011 3:49 PM
lol a cross country runner hating on soccer. THAT IS RICH.
Jul 1, 2011 3:49pm
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ts1227

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Jul 1, 2011 3:56 PM
If Ax Men isn't the greatest collection of USA Americans around, I don't know what is. It's like a visual Bible for USA Americanism

Jul 1, 2011 3:56pm
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fiction

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Jul 1, 2011 4:43 PM
present.
Jul 1, 2011 4:43pm
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like_that

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Jul 1, 2011 4:56 PM
ts1227;819800 wrote:If Ax Men isn't the greatest collection of USA Americans around, I don't know what is. It's like a visual Bible for USA Americanism


Good point. Can't believe i forgot that. Hopefully I don't receive a suspension on my USA American card.
Jul 1, 2011 4:56pm
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Jul 1, 2011 6:10 PM
Jul 1, 2011 6:10pm
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Jul 1, 2011 6:34 PM
I was a cross country runner therefore I am a TRUE USA AMERICAN!!!
Jul 1, 2011 6:34pm
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wildcats20

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Jul 1, 2011 6:35 PM
I'm still confused why this is here??? But I'm gonna leave it be just to see where it goes lol
Jul 1, 2011 6:35pm
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Jul 1, 2011 6:46 PM
wildcats20;819891 wrote:I'm still confused why this is here??? But I'm gonna leave it be just to see where it goes lol

WTF are you confused about? You must not be a USA American if you don't know what the shit we're talking about here.
Jul 1, 2011 6:46pm
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Jul 1, 2011 7:43 PM
Can we have an honorary USA American?

If so, I nominate Red Green!

Jul 1, 2011 7:43pm
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Jul 2, 2011 12:30 AM
wildcats20;819891 wrote:I'm still confused why this is here??? But I'm gonna leave it be just to see where it goes lol
You gotta leave it here! If you haven't yet go check out the Mexico vs USA Soccer Controversy thread!
Jul 2, 2011 12:30am
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Jul 2, 2011 1:44 AM
This thread is funny because of the crap that was said. That's it. Nothing wrong with calling out an idiot. No reason to "overpolice" the forums.
Jul 2, 2011 1:44am
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Jul 2, 2011 9:48 PM
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Jul 2, 2011 9:48pm
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Jul 2, 2011 10:12 PM
Anyone see those USA American women's soccer team win today in the World Cup?
Jul 2, 2011 10:12pm
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brutus161

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Jul 3, 2011 9:07 AM
GoPens;820394 wrote:Anyone see those USA American women's soccer team win today in the World Cup?

Only homogays saw it.
Jul 3, 2011 9:07am
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Jul 3, 2011 9:12 AM
brutus161;820462 wrote:Only homogays saw it.

Wouldn't a real USA American say "Only homogays seen it"?
Jul 3, 2011 9:12am
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Jul 3, 2011 10:42 AM
queencitybuckeye;820465 wrote:Wouldn't a real USA American say "Only homogays seen it"?

Correct statement.
Jul 3, 2011 10:42am
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Jul 3, 2011 12:35 PM
Iliketurtles;819890 wrote:I was a cross country runner therefore I am a TRUE USA AMERICAN!!!

God bless.
Jul 3, 2011 12:35pm
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Jul 3, 2011 1:15 PM
queencitybuckeye;820465 wrote:Wouldn't a real USA American say "Only homogays seen it"?

Wrong, if that is the correct way for a real USA American to say it, the a real USA Amercian would mess it up. That means I said it right. (a real USA American will argue his point to the bitter end)
Jul 3, 2011 1:15pm
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Jul 3, 2011 1:18 PM
brutus161;820539 wrote:Wrong, if that is the correct way for a real USA American to say it, the a real USA Amercian would mess it up. That means I said it right. (a real USA American will argue his point to the bitter end)

A real USA American immediately gets buried in the argument, and results to beating the other person's ass usually within about 30 seconds because that's easier than digging out of the hole.
Jul 3, 2011 1:18pm
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Jul 3, 2011 1:18 PM
I think a REAL USA American would have said "Only homogays sawd (or seent) it"
Jul 3, 2011 1:18pm
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Jul 3, 2011 2:30 PM
hoops23;820543 wrote:I think a REAL USA American would have said "Only homogays sawd (or seent) it"

If they didn't seen it, at least that's what they're friend says to them yesterday about how they seen it.
To use the verb "to say" or "to see" in any other conjugation is blatant anti-USA Americanism
Jul 3, 2011 2:30pm
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Jul 4, 2011 7:47 PM
I leave for 3 days, and come back to this. I love you all (no homo).
Jul 4, 2011 7:47pm
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Jul 4, 2011 10:12 PM
Laley23;821077 wrote:I leave for 3 days, and come back to this. I love you all (no homo).

Good, we don't need any of that homogay stuff in this USA American thread.
Jul 4, 2011 10:12pm