thavoice;787581 wrote:I would cover her up, and in the AM make sure that she knew that I did so and took care of her so we could go about having sex the proper way......take her on a date and give her a roofy.
Make sure she knows you took care of her = reliable booty call FTW.
bwcomet89;788330 wrote:... a semen-lapping rapist.
LOL!
Raw Dawgin' it;788620 wrote:If you have sex with her passed out make sure to lube it up, it's most likely pretty dry down there from the alcohol dehydrating her.
Finally some sage advice.
GoChiefs;789387 wrote:The few? In case you haven't noticed, looks like everyones read it right, except you and IWP obviously. Congrats on being the OC's cum guzzler. Perhaps a new user title or signature is in order for you?
In all honesty, it was actually written to say what he meant, but the wording was not the best by any stretch.
"Don't forget (that she has your baby-making juices in her mouth) and make out with her."
The part in parentheses is not required for the grammar to be correct, but it would have been in order for the communication to be clear.
Hard to believe that a thread that already started out as being about raping a chick in a thong that is passed out on your bed has actually taken a turn for the batshit crazy.