Tell Us Some Things We Don't Know

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O-Trap
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May 23, 2011 1:31am
If you lie about laying in the lye, are you a liar or a layer?
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May 23, 2011 1:35am
O-Trap;777275 wrote:If you lie about laying in the lye, are you a liar or a layer?

yes
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I Wear Pants
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May 23, 2011 1:53am
justincredible;777241 wrote:I can't lie, you've caught me in a lie.
So you admit you are a douche?
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justincredible
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May 23, 2011 1:55am
I Wear Pants;777282 wrote:So you admit you are a douche?

Hasn't that already been established time and time again?
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I Wear Pants
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May 23, 2011 2:23am
justincredible;777283 wrote:Hasn't that already been established time and time again?
But it never gets old. :)
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Steel Valley Football
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May 23, 2011 10:10am
I climbed down a dangerous embankment and pulled a girl who couldnt swim from a river on a class trip when I was 12. Some teachers sent for me to help and I responded, not knowing my name was similar to a camp counselor whom they were actually looking for. The next day I was recognized over my junior school intercom.

When I was 27, I got meningitis and spent eight days in the hospital; losing 25 lbs in those eight days.
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Steel Valley Football
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May 23, 2011 10:11am
Justin they are likely still keeping tabs on you; if just slightly.
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ernest_t_bass
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May 23, 2011 10:15am
I'm straight.
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May 23, 2011 10:26am
I worked illegally in Europe for 6 months with no bank account and dealt with straight cash baby. Good times.
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May 23, 2011 10:41am
If Darius Miller ever catches on as a bench player in the League I will have played basketball with nine NBA players in the past two years. And ten if Harrellson can catch a spot.
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BR1986FB
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May 23, 2011 10:52am
I was married (briefly) to a chick who went on to do work in the porn industry. I'll leave it at that. No questions please.
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Steel Valley Football
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May 23, 2011 10:53am
Automatik;777408 wrote:I worked illegally in Europe for 6 months with no bank account and dealt with straight cash baby. Good times.

I would roll you up like a fine Cuban and smoke you with my mouth.
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May 23, 2011 10:54am
Steel Valley Football;777420 wrote:I would roll you up like a fine Cuban and smoke you with my mouth.

Bring it old man. ;)
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May 23, 2011 10:57am
ernest_t_bass;777402 wrote:I'm straight.
Lies.
Automatik;777408 wrote:I worked illegally in Europe for 6 months with no bank account and dealt with straight cash baby. Good times.

We don't want to hear of the days that you were pleasuring old Euro men.
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Steel Valley Football
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May 23, 2011 11:05am
Automatik;777421 wrote:Bring it old man. ;)
I'm only 12 yrs old. Please stop sending me PMs. I don't want to ride in your van.
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May 23, 2011 11:09am
Steel Valley Football;777428 wrote:I'm only 12 yrs old. Please stop sending me PMs. I don't want to ride in your van.

On another thread you said you were in the eigth grade. You're in the eighth grade and only 12 yrs. old? :rolleyes:
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ernest_t_bass
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May 23, 2011 11:09am
I'm mtp2013
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Steel Valley Football
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May 23, 2011 11:36am
dwccrew;777433 wrote:On another thread you said you were in the eigth grade. You're in the eighth grade and only 12 yrs. old? :rolleyes:

My mom made me skip fourth grade because my teachers said i was cognitively advanced.
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May 23, 2011 11:38am
Steel Valley Football;777461 wrote:My mom made me skip fourth grade because my teachers said i was cognitively advanced.
Grade school win.
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May 23, 2011 11:41am
I have saved 8 lives, 7 kids from drowning and one guy while being electrocuted.

One of my earliest memories is me almost being kidnapped.

I carried the Olympic torch once....just not "in the books"

Oh and I smack bitches with no titties that work at Hooters.
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Steel Valley Football
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May 23, 2011 11:44am
O-Trap;777464 wrote:Grade school win.

Except in the sixth grade all the other kids had peach fuzz on their nuts and I did not.
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BR1986FB
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May 23, 2011 11:48am
Heelz;777470 wrote:bitches with no titties that work at Hooters.

This happens? I've never seen it.
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Heelz
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May 23, 2011 11:50am
I'm the reason it doesn't haha
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May 23, 2011 11:50am
Steel Valley Football;777400 wrote:Justin they are likely still keeping tabs on you; if just slightly.

Probably. Sucks for them because I'm one boring son of a bitch.
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MontyBrunswick
May 23, 2011 11:54am
I've banged a little over 100 bitches.

Today.