dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
May 21, 2011 5:30pm
Jesus and the rapture raptor
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
May 21, 2011 5:53pm
dwccrew;775928 wrote:Jesus and the rapture raptor
LOL
I also prefer Reptar...the Rapture Raptor!
Ty Webb
Posts: 2,798
May 21, 2011 5:54pm
I'm still here....not that anyone on here cares
Midstate01
Posts: 14,766
May 21, 2011 5:57pm
Ty Webb;775961 wrote:I'm still here....not that anyone on here cares
I'm guessing god won't be taking you when it does happen. Well unless Urban talks to him for you.
Ty Webb
Posts: 2,798
May 21, 2011 5:59pm
Well.......it's 6:01 and I'm still here and breathing
I'm going to go play NBA 2k11
I'm going to go play NBA 2k11
Mohican00
Posts: 3,394
May 21, 2011 6:04pm
sonofsam
Posts: 2,052
May 21, 2011 6:12pm
6:11pm and still here... Wasted my last day on Earth cutting grass and opening my pool that I won't be able to enjoy... Oh well, I guess there is always tomorrow to enjoy it lol
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
May 21, 2011 6:38pm
Midstate01;775966 wrote:I'm guessing god won't be taking you when it does happen. Well unless Urban talks to him for you.
LMAO---winner!!!!!
btw, still here baby
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 21, 2011 7:01pm
Mohican00;775976 wrote:
Randy Savage will go down in our era's most significant historical figure. He knew he was the only man able to stop the Rapture, but had the wisdom to know that at 58, he wasn't fit enough to stop Jesus. So he sacrificed his life to be reborn as his younger WWF self and then dropped the elbow on Jesus. Repeatedly. We are all still here thanks to The Macho Man!
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
May 21, 2011 7:07pm
I didn't make it...
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cbus4life
Posts: 2,849
May 21, 2011 7:18pm
september63;775699 wrote:Have no worries!!! Today is tomorrow down in Australia and all is well in Kiwi land. LOL
Australia is not Kiwi land.
But yes, i'm in New Zealand, it is Sunday the 22nd at 11:15am, and all is well, a beautiful fall day here.
Thankfully, even the Kiwis here recognize that the only reason they are alive is because of Randy Savage.
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
May 21, 2011 7:19pm
Heretic;776037 wrote:Randy Savage will go down in our era's most significant historical figure. He knew he was the only man able to stop the Rapture, but had the wisdom to know that at 58, he wasn't fit enough to stop Jesus. So he sacrificed his life to be reborn as his younger WWF self and then dropped the elbow on Jesus. Repeatedly. We are all still here thanks to The Macho Man!
Fact.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 21, 2011 7:43pm
THE4RINGZ;775917 wrote:Oh death where is thy sting?
Nice.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
May 21, 2011 8:18pm
sherm03;775959 wrote:LOL
I also prefer Reptar...the Rapture Raptor!
That's Godzilla, bro
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
May 21, 2011 8:33pm
dwccrew;776076 wrote:That's Godzilla, bro
No...it's Reptar...from the Rugrats. He was a gigantic raptor.
password
Posts: 2,360
May 21, 2011 8:35pm
I might have a problem, the world didn't end like they promised and I decided to bang my neighbors 26 year old wife and even sent her husband a text and photo while she was blowing me, telling him how great she was and by the time he got off work, the world would be gone. There might be a problem with more people than just him as my family may not be real happy that I just banged my brothers wife, while my wife was babysitting their kids at our house.
robj55
Posts: 9,511
May 21, 2011 9:39pm
password;776087 wrote:I might have a problem, the world didn't end like they promised and I decided to bang my neighbors 26 year old wife and even sent her husband a text and photo while she was blowing me, telling him how great she was and by the time he got off work, the world would be gone. There might be a problem with more people than just him as my family may not be real happy that I just banged my brothers wife, while my wife was babysitting their kids at our house.
WIN!
Ankle Breaker
Posts: 398
May 21, 2011 9:47pm
Apparently the old dude who made all this up experienced a thunderous shaking of his comode this afternoon and was swallowed up whole. He's nowhere to be found now.
skank
Posts: 6,543
May 21, 2011 10:01pm
Heretic;775557 wrote:It currently is 1 a.m. on May 21 and I still walk this Earth. Who else is still among us and not taken to teh heavanz 2 b w/jebus?
If YOUR'E preparing for the rapture, I suggest you practice THIS line...."Hey, where did everybody go?"
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
May 21, 2011 11:06pm
password;776087 wrote:I might have a problem, the world didn't end like they promised and I decided to bang my neighbors 26 year old wife and even sent her husband a text and photo while she was blowing me, telling him how great she was and by the time he got off work, the world would be gone. There might be a problem with more people than just him as my family may not be real happy that I just banged my brothers wife, while my wife was babysitting their kids at our house.
Maybe you could sell them on, "hey, at least I didn't leave an upper decker!"
Ty Webb
Posts: 2,798
May 21, 2011 11:08pm
I would be willing to bet in the next day or so he(maybe along with some of his followers) will be found dead of suicide
Ty Webb
Posts: 2,798
May 21, 2011 11:09pm
Laughed my ass off at this....password;776087 wrote:I might have a problem, the world didn't end like they promised and I decided to bang my neighbors 26 year old wife and even sent her husband a text and photo while she was blowing me, telling him how great she was and by the time he got off work, the world would be gone. There might be a problem with more people than just him as my family may not be real happy that I just banged my brothers wife, while my wife was babysitting their kids at our house.
Well played sir
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september63
Posts: 5,789
May 21, 2011 11:22pm
Ty Webb;776168 wrote:I would be willing to bet in the next day or so he(maybe along with some of his followers) will be found dead of suicide
I agree.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 22, 2011 5:21pm
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 22, 2011 6:24pm
Heretic;776788 wrote:
This. Is. Amazing.