Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 21, 2011 1:11am
It currently is 1 a.m. on May 21 and I still walk this Earth. Who else is still among us and not taken to teh heavanz 2 b w/jebus?
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
May 21, 2011 1:14am
It's not supposed to happen until 6pm. You've got like 15 hours or something like that left
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 21, 2011 1:18am
That's where you're wrong. The Babble...I mean Bible says judgment will come like a thief in the night or whatever. Which means you're being told it's 6 p.m., so while you're sleeping at 3:41 a.m., you'll get the surprise buttseckz of rapture!
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
May 21, 2011 1:19am
my wifes gonna be pissed when i hit that ass at 3:41 am....and im gonna be drunk(er)
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 21, 2011 1:25am
Beast, just let her know that while she might be upset now, her rewards in heaven will more than make up for it. Or something like that.
tcarrier32
Posts: 1,497
May 21, 2011 1:43am
im alive!!!
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
May 21, 2011 1:56am
still kicking here
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
May 21, 2011 2:24am
good thinkingHeretic;775567 wrote:Beast, just let her know that while she might be upset now, her rewards in heaven will more than make up for it. Or something like that.
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bwcomet89
Posts: 633
May 21, 2011 3:12am
I seem to still be in good working condition. I'm looking forward to this rapture, get rid of all those judgmental jerks telling you you have to believe in the lord, do this do that. Whatever. Once they're gone I'm moving out of this shack and into their giant houses and drive around their awesome cars. Go rapture! Can't wait.
robj55
Posts: 9,511
May 21, 2011 6:49am
still alive lol
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
May 21, 2011 7:51am
The speculation if May 21 is of man own estimation. The Bible does not indicate any date, time or year….
The Rapture will come in God time not human forecast agenda
The Rapture will come in God time not human forecast agenda
derek bomar
Posts: 3,722
May 21, 2011 8:42am
I rapturedid
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
May 21, 2011 8:43am
How about we all pray that it doesn't happen today. Then, if it doesn't it will prove to the world that there is a God and how great he is because he spared us.
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fortfan
Posts: 339
May 21, 2011 8:54am
I'm still here so far. That might change soon though.
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
May 21, 2011 10:08am
I'm going to an intriguing party starting at noon today. It is a rapture party for all of my atheist and agnostic friends.
Apparently we are about to celebrate the departure of all of those annoying Christians....
Man there gonna be pissed when the Jehovah's witnesses that I invited show up!
Apparently we are about to celebrate the departure of all of those annoying Christians....
Man there gonna be pissed when the Jehovah's witnesses that I invited show up!
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
May 21, 2011 11:35am
I'm still here and I don't expect to be taken!
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september63
Posts: 5,789
May 21, 2011 11:37am
Have no worries!!! Today is tomorrow down in Australia and all is well in Kiwi land. LOL
-Society-
Posts: 1,348
May 21, 2011 11:54am
september63;775699 wrote:Have no worries!!! Today is tomorrow down in Australia and all is well in Kiwi land. LOL
No worries!!! There are still idiots down in Kiwi land. LOL
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
May 21, 2011 11:57am
Its my good friends wedding today so if it happens, looks like Ill be going with all my friends at the reception tonight.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 21, 2011 12:03pm
Heretic;775560 wrote:That's where you're wrong. The Babble...I mean Bible says judgment will come like a thief in the night or whatever. Which means you're being told it's 6 p.m., so while you're sleeping at 3:41 a.m., you'll get the surprise buttseckz of rapture!
Thread Bomber;775660 wrote:I'm going to an intriguing party starting at noon today. It is a rapture party for all of my atheist and agnostic friends.
Apparently we are about to celebrate the departure of all of those annoying Christians....
Man there gonna be pissed when the Jehovah's witnesses that I invited show up!
Nah, they could be the entertainment.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 21, 2011 12:21pm
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 21, 2011 3:23pm
It's now 3:20 p.m. and while I've seen a lot of people outdoors exercising, going for motorcycle rides, doing yard work, etc., I'm not seeing people getting raptured. How long until we can class this group in the "wacky nutjob" class of religious people like the Branch Davidians, Hale-Bopp (comet) group, Scientologists and Catholics?
Mohican00
Posts: 3,394
May 21, 2011 4:13pm
The coming rapture gives me a perfectly legitimate excuse to drink during the day.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
May 21, 2011 5:19pm
41 more minutes, and I haven't sky dived or cliff jumped yet--what to do???? 
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 21, 2011 5:24pm
Oh death where is thy sting?