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dwccrew

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May 21, 2011 5:30 PM
Jesus and the rapture raptor

May 21, 2011 5:30pm
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sherm03

I go balls deep.

7,349 posts
May 21, 2011 5:53 PM
dwccrew;775928 wrote:Jesus and the rapture raptor

LOL


I also prefer Reptar...the Rapture Raptor!

May 21, 2011 5:53pm
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Ty Webb

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2,798 posts
May 21, 2011 5:54 PM
I'm still here....not that anyone on here cares:)
May 21, 2011 5:54pm
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Midstate01

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14,766 posts
May 21, 2011 5:57 PM
Ty Webb;775961 wrote:I'm still here....not that anyone on here cares:)

I'm guessing god won't be taking you when it does happen. Well unless Urban talks to him for you.
May 21, 2011 5:57pm
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Ty Webb

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2,798 posts
May 21, 2011 5:59 PM
Well.......it's 6:01 and I'm still here and breathing

I'm going to go play NBA 2k11
May 21, 2011 5:59pm
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Mohican00

Dirty White Boy

3,394 posts
May 21, 2011 6:04 PM
May 21, 2011 6:04pm
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sonofsam

Wee' Gonna Win..

2,052 posts
May 21, 2011 6:12 PM
6:11pm and still here... Wasted my last day on Earth cutting grass and opening my pool that I won't be able to enjoy... Oh well, I guess there is always tomorrow to enjoy it lol
May 21, 2011 6:12pm
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vball10set

paying it forward

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May 21, 2011 6:38 PM
Midstate01;775966 wrote:I'm guessing god won't be taking you when it does happen. Well unless Urban talks to him for you.

LMAO---winner!!!!!


btw, still here baby :cool:
May 21, 2011 6:38pm
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Heretic

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18,820 posts
May 21, 2011 7:01 PM
Mohican00;775976 wrote:

Randy Savage will go down in our era's most significant historical figure. He knew he was the only man able to stop the Rapture, but had the wisdom to know that at 58, he wasn't fit enough to stop Jesus. So he sacrificed his life to be reborn as his younger WWF self and then dropped the elbow on Jesus. Repeatedly. We are all still here thanks to The Macho Man!
May 21, 2011 7:01pm
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BR1986FB

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24,104 posts
May 21, 2011 7:07 PM
I didn't make it...
May 21, 2011 7:07pm
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cbus4life

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2,849 posts
May 21, 2011 7:18 PM
september63;775699 wrote:Have no worries!!! Today is tomorrow down in Australia and all is well in Kiwi land. LOL

Australia is not Kiwi land.

But yes, i'm in New Zealand, it is Sunday the 22nd at 11:15am, and all is well, a beautiful fall day here.

Thankfully, even the Kiwis here recognize that the only reason they are alive is because of Randy Savage.
May 21, 2011 7:18pm
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ts1227

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May 21, 2011 7:19 PM
Heretic;776037 wrote:Randy Savage will go down in our era's most significant historical figure. He knew he was the only man able to stop the Rapture, but had the wisdom to know that at 58, he wasn't fit enough to stop Jesus. So he sacrificed his life to be reborn as his younger WWF self and then dropped the elbow on Jesus. Repeatedly. We are all still here thanks to The Macho Man!

Fact.
May 21, 2011 7:19pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
May 21, 2011 7:43 PM
THE4RINGZ;775917 wrote:Oh death where is thy sting?

Nice. :D
May 21, 2011 7:43pm
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dwccrew

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May 21, 2011 8:18 PM
sherm03;775959 wrote:LOL


I also prefer Reptar...the Rapture Raptor!


That's Godzilla, bro
May 21, 2011 8:18pm
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sherm03

I go balls deep.

7,349 posts
May 21, 2011 8:33 PM
dwccrew;776076 wrote:That's Godzilla, bro

No...it's Reptar...from the Rugrats. He was a gigantic raptor.
May 21, 2011 8:33pm
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password

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2,360 posts
May 21, 2011 8:35 PM
I might have a problem, the world didn't end like they promised and I decided to bang my neighbors 26 year old wife and even sent her husband a text and photo while she was blowing me, telling him how great she was and by the time he got off work, the world would be gone. There might be a problem with more people than just him as my family may not be real happy that I just banged my brothers wife, while my wife was babysitting their kids at our house.
May 21, 2011 8:35pm
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robj55

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May 21, 2011 9:39 PM
password;776087 wrote:I might have a problem, the world didn't end like they promised and I decided to bang my neighbors 26 year old wife and even sent her husband a text and photo while she was blowing me, telling him how great she was and by the time he got off work, the world would be gone. There might be a problem with more people than just him as my family may not be real happy that I just banged my brothers wife, while my wife was babysitting their kids at our house.

WIN!
May 21, 2011 9:39pm
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Ankle Breaker

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May 21, 2011 9:47 PM
Apparently the old dude who made all this up experienced a thunderous shaking of his comode this afternoon and was swallowed up whole. He's nowhere to be found now.
May 21, 2011 9:47pm
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skank

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May 21, 2011 10:01 PM
Heretic;775557 wrote:It currently is 1 a.m. on May 21 and I still walk this Earth. Who else is still among us and not taken to teh heavanz 2 b w/jebus?

If YOUR'E preparing for the rapture, I suggest you practice THIS line...."Hey, where did everybody go?"
May 21, 2011 10:01pm
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enigmaax

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May 21, 2011 11:06 PM
password;776087 wrote:I might have a problem, the world didn't end like they promised and I decided to bang my neighbors 26 year old wife and even sent her husband a text and photo while she was blowing me, telling him how great she was and by the time he got off work, the world would be gone. There might be a problem with more people than just him as my family may not be real happy that I just banged my brothers wife, while my wife was babysitting their kids at our house.

Maybe you could sell them on, "hey, at least I didn't leave an upper decker!"
May 21, 2011 11:06pm
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Ty Webb

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May 21, 2011 11:08 PM
I would be willing to bet in the next day or so he(maybe along with some of his followers) will be found dead of suicide
May 21, 2011 11:08pm
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Ty Webb

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May 21, 2011 11:09 PM
password;776087 wrote:I might have a problem, the world didn't end like they promised and I decided to bang my neighbors 26 year old wife and even sent her husband a text and photo while she was blowing me, telling him how great she was and by the time he got off work, the world would be gone. There might be a problem with more people than just him as my family may not be real happy that I just banged my brothers wife, while my wife was babysitting their kids at our house.
Laughed my ass off at this....


Well played sir
May 21, 2011 11:09pm
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september63

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May 21, 2011 11:22 PM
Ty Webb;776168 wrote:I would be willing to bet in the next day or so he(maybe along with some of his followers) will be found dead of suicide

I agree.
May 21, 2011 11:22pm
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Heretic

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May 22, 2011 5:21 PM
May 22, 2011 5:21pm
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O-Trap

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May 22, 2011 6:24 PM
Heretic;776788 wrote:

This. Is. Amazing.
May 22, 2011 6:24pm