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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
May 21, 2011 1:11 AM
It currently is 1 a.m. on May 21 and I still walk this Earth. Who else is still among us and not taken to teh heavanz 2 b w/jebus?
May 21, 2011 1:11am
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bigkahuna

Senior Member

4,454 posts
May 21, 2011 1:14 AM
It's not supposed to happen until 6pm. You've got like 15 hours or something like that left
May 21, 2011 1:14am
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
May 21, 2011 1:18 AM
That's where you're wrong. The Babble...I mean Bible says judgment will come like a thief in the night or whatever. Which means you're being told it's 6 p.m., so while you're sleeping at 3:41 a.m., you'll get the surprise buttseckz of rapture!
May 21, 2011 1:18am
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1_beast

Senior Member

5,642 posts
May 21, 2011 1:19 AM
my wifes gonna be pissed when i hit that ass at 3:41 am....and im gonna be drunk(er)
May 21, 2011 1:19am
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
May 21, 2011 1:25 AM
Beast, just let her know that while she might be upset now, her rewards in heaven will more than make up for it. Or something like that.
May 21, 2011 1:25am
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tcarrier32

Senior Member

1,497 posts
May 21, 2011 1:43 AM
im alive!!!
May 21, 2011 1:43am
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mcburg93

permaban to basement

3,167 posts
May 21, 2011 1:56 AM
still kicking here
May 21, 2011 1:56am
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1_beast

Senior Member

5,642 posts
May 21, 2011 2:24 AM
Heretic;775567 wrote:Beast, just let her know that while she might be upset now, her rewards in heaven will more than make up for it. Or something like that.
good thinking
May 21, 2011 2:24am
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bwcomet89

Senior Member

633 posts
May 21, 2011 3:12 AM
I seem to still be in good working condition. I'm looking forward to this rapture, get rid of all those judgmental jerks telling you you have to believe in the lord, do this do that. Whatever. Once they're gone I'm moving out of this shack and into their giant houses and drive around their awesome cars. Go rapture! Can't wait.
May 21, 2011 3:12am
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robj55

Senior Member

9,511 posts
May 21, 2011 6:49 AM
still alive lol
May 21, 2011 6:49am
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Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

9,716 posts
May 21, 2011 7:51 AM
The speculation if May 21 is of man own estimation. The Bible does not indicate any date, time or year….

The Rapture will come in God time not human forecast agenda
May 21, 2011 7:51am
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derek bomar

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3,722 posts
May 21, 2011 8:42 AM
I rapturedid
May 21, 2011 8:42am
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enigmaax

Senior Member

4,511 posts
May 21, 2011 8:43 AM
How about we all pray that it doesn't happen today. Then, if it doesn't it will prove to the world that there is a God and how great he is because he spared us.
May 21, 2011 8:43am
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fortfan

Senior Member

339 posts
May 21, 2011 8:54 AM
I'm still here so far. That might change soon though.
May 21, 2011 8:54am
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Thread Bomber

Message Board Terrorist

1,851 posts
May 21, 2011 10:08 AM
I'm going to an intriguing party starting at noon today. It is a rapture party for all of my atheist and agnostic friends.

Apparently we are about to celebrate the departure of all of those annoying Christians....



Man there gonna be pissed when the Jehovah's witnesses that I invited show up!
May 21, 2011 10:08am
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

6,504 posts
May 21, 2011 11:35 AM
I'm still here and I don't expect to be taken!
May 21, 2011 11:35am
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september63

Senior Member

5,789 posts
May 21, 2011 11:37 AM
Have no worries!!! Today is tomorrow down in Australia and all is well in Kiwi land. LOL
May 21, 2011 11:37am
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-Society-

Senior Member

1,348 posts
May 21, 2011 11:54 AM
september63;775699 wrote:Have no worries!!! Today is tomorrow down in Australia and all is well in Kiwi land. LOL

No worries!!! There are still idiots down in Kiwi land. LOL
May 21, 2011 11:54am
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Tigerfan00

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3,427 posts
May 21, 2011 11:57 AM
Its my good friends wedding today so if it happens, looks like Ill be going with all my friends at the reception tonight.
May 21, 2011 11:57am
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
May 21, 2011 12:03 PM
Heretic;775560 wrote:That's where you're wrong. The Babble...I mean Bible says judgment will come like a thief in the night or whatever. Which means you're being told it's 6 p.m., so while you're sleeping at 3:41 a.m., you'll get the surprise buttseckz of rapture!


Thread Bomber;775660 wrote:I'm going to an intriguing party starting at noon today. It is a rapture party for all of my atheist and agnostic friends.

Apparently we are about to celebrate the departure of all of those annoying Christians....



Man there gonna be pissed when the Jehovah's witnesses that I invited show up!

Nah, they could be the entertainment. :D
May 21, 2011 12:03pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
May 21, 2011 12:21 PM
May 21, 2011 12:21pm
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
May 21, 2011 3:23 PM
It's now 3:20 p.m. and while I've seen a lot of people outdoors exercising, going for motorcycle rides, doing yard work, etc., I'm not seeing people getting raptured. How long until we can class this group in the "wacky nutjob" class of religious people like the Branch Davidians, Hale-Bopp (comet) group, Scientologists and Catholics?
May 21, 2011 3:23pm
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Mohican00

Dirty White Boy

3,394 posts
May 21, 2011 4:13 PM
The coming rapture gives me a perfectly legitimate excuse to drink during the day.
May 21, 2011 4:13pm
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vball10set

paying it forward

24,795 posts
May 21, 2011 5:19 PM
41 more minutes, and I haven't sky dived or cliff jumped yet--what to do???? :p
May 21, 2011 5:19pm
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THE4RINGZ

R.I.P Thread Bomber

16,816 posts
May 21, 2011 5:24 PM
Oh death where is thy sting?
May 21, 2011 5:24pm