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May 18, 2011 8:00 PM
FAT but Jesus H Christ....

May 18, 2011 8:00pm
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May 18, 2011 8:06 PM
He's still playing QB too LOL
May 18, 2011 8:06pm
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May 18, 2011 8:36pm
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May 18, 2011 8:41 PM
GOONx19;773356 wrote:

Lorenzen looks to be in the best shape of his life here. Could be prepping for a comeback.
May 18, 2011 8:41pm
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May 18, 2011 9:07 PM
I don't care how good of an arm you have, a person that big should NEVER be a QB! SMH that he actually played in the NFL, WOW!

He's 6'5" and weighs 290 pounds!!!
May 18, 2011 9:07pm
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May 18, 2011 9:52 PM
Battleship Lorenzen
May 18, 2011 9:52pm
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May 18, 2011 10:26 PM
I remember all the numbers he put up in high school at Ft. Thomas and at UK with Hal Mumme calling the shots.

I did a quick wiki on him and they listed his official nicknames. I absolutely loved the last one!

Due to Lorenzen's considerable girth, he has been given a collection of nicknames, which include:"Jumbo Giant", "Fat Jared", "Quarter(got)back", "QBese",[6][7] "Hefty Lefty",[8] "The Pillsbury Throwboy",[9] "J.Load",[10] "Round Mound of Touchdown", "Tubby Gunslinger",[10][11]"BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)"[12] "Battleship Lorenzen",[13] "Butterball",[14] "Lord Of The Ring-Dings",[15] and "He Ate Me".[16]
May 18, 2011 10:26pm
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May 18, 2011 10:28 PM
I always liked Quarter Got Back as a nickname.

Always liked Lorenzen too. He could sling it.
May 18, 2011 10:28pm
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May 18, 2011 10:29 PM
290....not
May 18, 2011 10:29pm
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May 18, 2011 10:32 PM
Ironman92;773469 wrote:290....not
check it out yourself....it's right on the northern kentucky river monster website: http://nkyrivermonsters.com/team/roster
May 18, 2011 10:32pm
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May 18, 2011 10:40 PM
Ha, I'm definitely gonna go check out one of their games.
May 18, 2011 10:40pm
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May 18, 2011 11:16 PM
justincredible;773484 wrote:Ha, I'm definitely gonna go check out one of their games.

No.
May 18, 2011 11:16pm
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May 18, 2011 11:17 PM
I saw him from the front row of the north end zone. We tried every nickname above to rattle him, nothing did. No defender could take him down. He knew where his WRs were going or he threw it out of bounds. I think the final was UF 42 - UK 35. Derek Abney ran 2 punts/ kickoffs back for TD's right in my face. I called him White Lightning. I told UK fans how much I respected Abney's game. Mumme was a better coach than Zook.

Hey, after football he could be the new Subway Jared.
May 18, 2011 11:17pm
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May 19, 2011 7:16 AM
From the picture in the OP, they could cast Lorenzen as Pvt. Leonard Lawrence (Pvt. Pyle) if they ever decided to remake Full Metal Jacket.
May 19, 2011 7:16am
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May 19, 2011 7:27 AM
Mulva;773465 wrote:I always liked Quarter Got Back as a nickname.

Always liked Lorenzen too. He could sling it.
He could definitely throw it......not like he had another option when the pocket collapsed.
May 19, 2011 7:27am
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May 19, 2011 10:49 AM
Oh I am thinking he is 320+ by the looks at that pic. A well built guy who is 6'5" can weigh 240 easily...he has about 100 more on that frame.
May 19, 2011 10:49am
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May 19, 2011 10:50 AM
like_that;773540 wrote:No.

Awwww, please?!?!
May 19, 2011 10:50am
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May 19, 2011 2:55 PM
Holy shit, I didn't think this was possible but his pass protection actually makes Lorenzen look thin....

May 19, 2011 2:55pm
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May 19, 2011 3:06 PM
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May 19, 2011 3:06pm
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May 19, 2011 3:11 PM
Are they playing with a junior size nerf ball?
May 19, 2011 3:11pm
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May 19, 2011 3:19 PM
BR1986FB;774043 wrote:Holy shit, I didn't think this was possible but his pass protection actually makes Lorenzen look thin....

His pass protection also has this "scared/flinching" look because he might have to engage in physical contact.
May 19, 2011 3:19pm
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May 19, 2011 3:22 PM
BR1986FB;774043 wrote:Holy shit, I didn't think this was possible but his pass protection actually makes Lorenzen look thin....


Is that Bin Laden in the first row?
May 19, 2011 3:22pm
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May 19, 2011 3:25 PM
that ball looks so small...
May 19, 2011 3:25pm
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May 19, 2011 3:31 PM
derek bomar;774097 wrote:that ball looks so small...

Thats all I noticed too. I remember the first time I saw him playing at UK I thought it was a joke that he was the QB. It's pretty amazing to think this guy played QB in the NFL.
May 19, 2011 3:31pm
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May 19, 2011 5:21 PM
SportsAndLady;774092 wrote:Is that Bin Laden in the first row?

"Mass" murder doesn't necessarily mean more people. Pound-for-pound its a good target.
May 19, 2011 5:21pm