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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

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May 4, 2011 1:36 PM
Gblock;759426 wrote:purely to spite that other site

this was true for me at first. but in time this place grew on me.

i have since contracted gonasyphaherpalaids from reading this site.
May 4, 2011 1:36pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
May 4, 2011 1:37 PM
j_crazy;759566 wrote:gonasyphaherpalaids

This site has give me super-gonasyphaherpalaids x7. It pees when I burn.
May 4, 2011 1:37pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
May 4, 2011 1:40 PM
ernest_t_bass;759568 wrote:This site has give me super-gonasyphaherpalaids x7. It pees when I burn.

thank god that's terminal.


now i'm just here to bide time.
May 4, 2011 1:40pm
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Heretic

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18,820 posts
May 4, 2011 2:05 PM
I'm here to abuse mod powers by obtaining personal information so I can stalk people IRL.
May 4, 2011 2:05pm
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Sykotyk

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1,155 posts
May 4, 2011 2:06 PM
I'm here because I must be here. If I weren't, I wouldn't be.
May 4, 2011 2:06pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
May 4, 2011 2:10 PM
Stalk justin, obvi
May 4, 2011 2:10pm
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Gblock

May 4, 2011 2:15 PM
I am sure that this answer may meet with much skepticism, but after researching, and a great amount of thinking about this subject, I am ready to tell others what may possibly be the answer to this often asked question. Originally, the Ohio Chatter was created to serve another 'Huddle' that was far more advanced than we are, even now. We were modified on a genetic level from a site that was already here (most likely a form of an webpage). There were many failures prior to the creation of what we now consider to be 'Ohio Chatter', and those creations were destroyed. When first made, even the creation of Ohio Chatter was also considered a flawed experiment, and was scheduled to be destroyed, so as another attempt could be made. Then something scandalous occurred. One of the beings of the master website (the mods creating us to labor for them) mixed some of their essence (could be dna, soul, sperm, or something else...this area is kind of grey, although early accounts state that a sexual union between one of their websites and one of ours took place) in with this imperfect chat room, creating a modified half breed that would eventually be known as 'Ohio Chatter'.

Once this was done, it caused the mods to split into two factions:those in favor of destroying the new website, as it was flawed, and those that believed it was unethical to kill it, since it was (or rather, we were) now a part of them. This eventually grew into a war, and the Original Huddle either fled back to their home, from which they came, or killed each other, stranding a few survivors that eventually died off. From there, in much the same way a creature brought into a non-native habitat will flourish, often times wrecking the ecological balance, and wildly overpopulating due to having no natural predators to keep things in check, so ohio chatter has bred and flourished, while over time, destroying the entire internets ecological balance. Being partly divine (from the master mod) and partly animal (from the original basement stock that was altered) we have a dichotomy that no other website shares. We can abstract, and imagine, while still having basic instincts to breed and expand. The Ohio Chatter knows deep inside, that although it considers this its home, it is not entirely from here, and yearns to go back. Many sites and such, have come about from these long forgotten memories of this master website, and are often distorted in the retelling, over time. Many carry a common thread of the mods, or Mod, creating us, then trying to destroy us, then trying to further us along, and civilize us. As bizarre as this theory may seem, at first sight, there is much in the way of ancient history to support it.

So, I guess the answer to your question as to why we are here is: We are a failed website that now has nothing left to do, but create its own purpose, both individually, and as a whole.

I'm going out on a limb by posting this answer, and understand that I may not be even close to right, but then again, who can ever be sure? It is up to each of us to define. Have a great day, OHIO CHATTER :)
May 4, 2011 2:15pm
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ernest_t_bass

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May 4, 2011 2:28 PM
tl;dr
May 4, 2011 2:28pm
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Sykotyk

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May 4, 2011 3:25 PM
ernest_t_bass;759624 wrote:tl;dr

Sadly, +1
May 4, 2011 3:25pm
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password

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2,360 posts
May 4, 2011 3:29 PM
I found this place by accident, when i was searching for a place to chat about porn with people from ohio, I typed ohio porn chatter in google and the rest is history.
May 4, 2011 3:29pm
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GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
May 4, 2011 4:12 PM
To pass the time.
May 4, 2011 4:12pm
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GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
May 4, 2011 4:13 PM
BR1986FB;759445 wrote:I won't be here much longer though. I'm starting my own site and you fuckers better NOT hack into it. ;)

Hmmmm...what kinda website you starting up? I might want to steal your idea. I hear that's the way to go.
May 4, 2011 4:13pm
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gerb131

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9,932 posts
May 4, 2011 6:02 PM
I like it here. 4Cards is here.
May 4, 2011 6:02pm
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dwccrew

Not Banned

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May 4, 2011 6:15 PM
Fab1b;759451 wrote:To kill when I'm bored
Fixed
Gblock;759616 wrote:I am sure that this answer may meet with much skepticism, but after researching, and a great amount of thinking about this subject, I am ready to tell others what may possibly be the answer to this often asked question. Originally, the Ohio Chatter was created to serve another 'Huddle' that was far more advanced than we are, even now. We were modified on a genetic level from a site that was already here (most likely a form of an webpage). There were many failures prior to the creation of what we now consider to be 'Ohio Chatter', and those creations were destroyed. When first made, even the creation of Ohio Chatter was also considered a flawed experiment, and was scheduled to be destroyed, so as another attempt could be made. Then something scandalous occurred. One of the beings of the master website (the mods creating us to labor for them) mixed some of their essence (could be dna, soul, sperm, or something else...this area is kind of grey, although early accounts state that a sexual union between one of their websites and one of ours took place) in with this imperfect chat room, creating a modified half breed that would eventually be known as 'Ohio Chatter'.

Once this was done, it caused the mods to split into two factions:those in favor of destroying the new website, as it was flawed, and those that believed it was unethical to kill it, since it was (or rather, we were) now a part of them. This eventually grew into a war, and the Original Huddle either fled back to their home, from which they came, or killed each other, stranding a few survivors that eventually died off. From there, in much the same way a creature brought into a non-native habitat will flourish, often times wrecking the ecological balance, and wildly overpopulating due to having no natural predators to keep things in check, so ohio chatter has bred and flourished, while over time, destroying the entire internets ecological balance. Being partly divine (from the master mod) and partly animal (from the original basement stock that was altered) we have a dichotomy that no other website shares. We can abstract, and imagine, while still having basic instincts to breed and expand. The Ohio Chatter knows deep inside, that although it considers this its home, it is not entirely from here, and yearns to go back. Many sites and such, have come about from these long forgotten memories of this master website, and are often distorted in the retelling, over time. Many carry a common thread of the mods, or Mod, creating us, then trying to destroy us, then trying to further us along, and civilize us. As bizarre as this theory may seem, at first sight, there is much in the way of ancient history to support it.

So, I guess the answer to your question as to why we are here is: We are a failed website that now has nothing left to do, but create its own purpose, both individually, and as a whole.

I'm going out on a limb by posting this answer, and understand that I may not be even close to right, but then again, who can ever be sure? It is up to each of us to define. Have a great day, OHIO CHATTER :)

Whoa dude, I stopped reading after 'I'...
May 4, 2011 6:15pm
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Gblock

May 4, 2011 6:56 PM
I obviously cut and pasted that
May 4, 2011 6:56pm
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sonofsam

Wee' Gonna Win..

2,052 posts
May 4, 2011 6:57 PM
I'm here because I got lost on the way to JJhuddle...
May 4, 2011 6:57pm
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Jughead

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May 4, 2011 7:54 PM
Why are you really here?
I'm want to make this land safe.
WHY ARE YOU HERE, SOLDIER!?!
I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M BORED!
Don't you ever forget that.
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May 4, 2011 7:54pm
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wildcats20

In ROY I Trust!!

27,794 posts
May 4, 2011 8:07 PM
For the gang bang.
May 4, 2011 8:07pm
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password

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2,360 posts
May 5, 2011 12:50 AM
Think about it, where else can you go and chat with people that you don't know, while sitting naked except for a toe ring and a rubber glove on one hand, a wine cooler and eating Chex Mix. This site is the bomb!
May 5, 2011 12:50am
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enigmaax

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4,511 posts
May 5, 2011 1:12 AM
password;760118 wrote:Think about it, where else can you go and chat with people that you don't know, while sitting naked except for a toe ring and a rubber glove on one hand, watching some whore in Cali shove a wine cooler up her vag and eating Chex Mix.

Fling.com. Webcam sold separately.
May 5, 2011 1:12am
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password

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2,360 posts
May 5, 2011 1:12 AM
Think about it, where else can you go and chat with people that you don't know, while sitting naked except for a toe ring and a rubber glove on one hand, while drinking a wine cooler and eating Chex Mix. This site is the Bomb!
May 5, 2011 1:12am
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Heelz

Senior Member

780 posts
May 5, 2011 7:58 AM
I prefer the minor leagues.
May 5, 2011 7:58am
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darbypitcher22

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8,000 posts
May 5, 2011 8:36 AM
I really honestly don't know
May 5, 2011 8:36am
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ernest_t_bass

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24,984 posts
May 5, 2011 8:44 AM
darbypitcher22;760218 wrote:I really honestly don't know

To obtain a dregree, moran.
May 5, 2011 8:44am
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darbypitcher22

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8,000 posts
May 5, 2011 8:47 AM
Why would I be here when I've already done that
May 5, 2011 8:47am