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I Wear Pants

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Apr 14, 2011 8:36 PM
Or offer particularly good web hosting options.

Plus Macs are expensive, do you think this minor league website or it's broke ass incompetent owner can afford such things? No, that's why this shit is hosted on a box running a Pentium I and Windows 95.
Apr 14, 2011 8:36pm
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ts1227

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Apr 14, 2011 8:43 PM
Taking your dick out of the CD drive is probably a good place to start.
Apr 14, 2011 8:43pm
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dwccrew

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Apr 14, 2011 8:43 PM
Heretic;741484 wrote:I'm sure Justin would be glad to take donations towards the purpose of new servers. Or at least donations that he'll tell you are for new servers, but are really for gay porn. Lots and lots of gay porn.

Fixed for accuracy.

justincredible;741497 wrote:
thavoice;741494 wrote:Lots and lots of midget porn.....
double this
If you double midget porn, isn't it just regular porn then?
Apr 14, 2011 8:43pm
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Nick Mangold

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Apr 14, 2011 8:53 PM
I Wear Pants;741671 wrote:Or offer particularly good web hosting options.

Plus Macs are expensive, do you think this minor league website or it's broke ass incompetent owner can afford such things? No, that's why this shit is hosted on a box running a Pentium I and Windows 95.

Little do you know.
Apr 14, 2011 8:53pm
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I Wear Pants

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Apr 14, 2011 9:09 PM
Well I mean, you do have a Mac (prolly used all the money from our ad revenue you whore).
Apr 14, 2011 9:09pm
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thavoice

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Apr 15, 2011 9:37 AM
I Wear Pants;741671 wrote:Or offer particularly good web hosting options.

Plus Macs are expensive, do you think this minor league website or it's broke ass incompetent owner can afford such things? No, that's why this shit is hosted on a box running a Pentium I and Windows 95.

He wishes it was ran on a windows 95. More like the old time computers running MS DOS.
Apr 15, 2011 9:37am
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krambman

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Apr 15, 2011 10:30 AM
justincredible;741524 wrote:Yeah, not sure how that happens. I am guessing because the server is set up as a virtual machine that can share resources of others so it was probably pegging down someone else as well.

Does this mean that your server is cheating on you? I thought you had something special. Bitch.
Apr 15, 2011 10:30am
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vball10set

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Apr 15, 2011 11:57 AM
crazy slow this a.m.--TGIF
Apr 15, 2011 11:57am
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Apr 15, 2011 12:03 PM
Still looking into it. I think I know the issue so I'll hopefully get it fixed this afternoon.
Apr 15, 2011 12:03pm
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MontyBrunswick

Apr 15, 2011 12:05 PM
I really haven't noticed any problems with it.
Apr 15, 2011 12:05pm
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Glory Days

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Apr 15, 2011 12:28 PM
seriously, this took like 5 minutes to finally open up and this is the trash i got to read?

I LIKE IT!
Apr 15, 2011 12:28pm
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Nick Mangold

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Apr 15, 2011 2:07 PM
I've possibly fixed it. If not, tough cookies.
Apr 15, 2011 2:07pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Apr 15, 2011 2:23 PM
justincredible;742173 wrote:I've possibly fixed it. If not, tough cookies.

if it doesn't work i want my refund in vcash
Apr 15, 2011 2:23pm
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Heretic

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Apr 15, 2011 2:26 PM
I could use a vCash refund, too. Everything I've bet the last couple days has turned to deficit. Which means I'm really being forced to post pad in order to cut my losses.
Apr 15, 2011 2:26pm
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Heretic

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Apr 15, 2011 2:26 PM
Post pads like this.
Apr 15, 2011 2:26pm
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Heretic

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Apr 15, 2011 2:26 PM
And this.
Apr 15, 2011 2:26pm
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Heretic

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Apr 15, 2011 2:26 PM
Here also.
Apr 15, 2011 2:26pm
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Heretic

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Apr 15, 2011 2:26 PM
And...well, you get the point.
Apr 15, 2011 2:26pm
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Commander of Awesome

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Apr 15, 2011 2:27 PM
Heretic;742195 wrote:Post pads like this.

Whats that you say?
Apr 15, 2011 2:27pm
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4cards

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Apr 15, 2011 2:35 PM
justincredible;742173 wrote:I've possibly fixed it. If not, tough cookies.[/QUOTE]

...easy there justin
Apr 15, 2011 2:35pm
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hasbeen

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Apr 15, 2011 2:52 PM
Justin's customer service is pretty awful. I wish he would care about the everyday poster and not just his fanboys.

Sadface
Apr 15, 2011 2:52pm
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Nick Mangold

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Apr 15, 2011 2:54 PM
4cards;742213 wrote:
justincredible;742173 wrote:I've possibly fixed it. If not, tough cookies.[/QUOTE]

...easy there justin

I was joking.
Apr 15, 2011 2:54pm
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Nick Mangold

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Apr 15, 2011 2:54 PM
pnhasbeen;742222 wrote:Justin's customer service is pretty awful. I wish he would care about the everyday poster and not just his fanboys.

Sadface

??
Apr 15, 2011 2:54pm
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

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Apr 15, 2011 2:56 PM
justincredible;742225 wrote:??

I'm bad at internet humor I guess. Nothing to see here folks.
Apr 15, 2011 2:56pm
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Nick Mangold

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Apr 15, 2011 3:12 PM
pnhasbeen;742229 wrote:I'm bad at internet humor I guess. Nothing to see here folks.

lol, I thought you were probably joking but it hurt my feelings nonetheless.
Apr 15, 2011 3:12pm