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Raw Dawgin' it

Just Ain't Care

11,466 posts
Apr 14, 2011 3:36 PM
This cheap site needs to buy new servers.
Apr 14, 2011 3:36pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Apr 14, 2011 3:37 PM
Would you like a refund?
Apr 14, 2011 3:37pm
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se-alum

The Biggest Boss

13,948 posts
Apr 14, 2011 3:38 PM
Because it's dying, I thought we've been over this already?!? Things slow down as they die.....
Apr 14, 2011 3:38pm
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thavoice

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14,376 posts
Apr 14, 2011 3:39 PM
Works fine for me.

Maybe if ya tip the servers once in awhile you will get better service.
Apr 14, 2011 3:39pm
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

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Apr 14, 2011 3:39 PM
I'm sure Justin would be glad to take donations towards the purpose of new servers. Or at least donations that he'll tell you are for new servers, but are really for porn. Lots and lots of porn.
Apr 14, 2011 3:39pm
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Nick Mangold

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Apr 14, 2011 3:46 PM
Heretic;741484 wrote:I'm sure Justin would be glad to take donations towards the purpose of new servers. Or at least donations that he'll tell you are for new servers, but are really for porn. Lots and lots of porn.

this
Apr 14, 2011 3:46pm
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thavoice

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Apr 14, 2011 3:50 PM
Heretic;741484 wrote:I'm sure Justin would be glad to take donations towards the purpose of new servers. Or at least donations that he'll tell you are for new servers, but are really for porn. Lots and lots of porn.
Lots and lots of midget porn.....
Apr 14, 2011 3:50pm
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Nick Mangold

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Apr 14, 2011 3:55 PM
thavoice;741494 wrote:Lots and lots of midget porn.....

double this
Apr 14, 2011 3:55pm
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vball10set

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Apr 14, 2011 3:57 PM
it is, but only intermittently..it has a mind of it's own
Apr 14, 2011 3:57pm
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karen lotz

TuTu Train

22,284 posts
Apr 14, 2011 4:04 PM
I blame monkeys in chaps riding dogs.

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Apr 14, 2011 4:04pm
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Art Modell

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Apr 14, 2011 4:08 PM
AA ball
Apr 14, 2011 4:08pm
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Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Apr 14, 2011 4:09 PM
I am looking into it. For some reason the mysql (database) process is just killing the server. It'll spike to 999% and then hold steady at over 100% of the servers processor.
Apr 14, 2011 4:09pm
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thavoice

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Apr 14, 2011 4:13 PM
vball10set;741500 wrote:it is, but only intermittently..it has a mind of it's own

So its a female server?
Apr 14, 2011 4:13pm
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vball10set

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Apr 14, 2011 4:14 PM
thavoice;741517 wrote:So its a female server?

touche'
Apr 14, 2011 4:14pm
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WebFire

Go Bucks!

14,779 posts
Apr 14, 2011 4:16 PM
justincredible;741510 wrote:I am looking into it. For some reason the mysql (database) process is just killing the server. It'll spike to 999% and then hold steady at over 100% of the servers processor.

No wonder, running at almost 1000%.
Apr 14, 2011 4:16pm
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Just Ain't Care

11,466 posts
Apr 14, 2011 4:17 PM
justincredible;741479 wrote:Would you like a refund?

i'd like 10 million in vcash
Apr 14, 2011 4:17pm
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Nick Mangold

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Apr 14, 2011 4:18 PM
WebFire;741521 wrote:No wonder, running at almost 1000%.

Yeah, not sure how that happens. I am guessing because the server is set up as a virtual machine that can share resources of others so it was probably pegging down someone else as well.
Apr 14, 2011 4:18pm
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The Navy Guy

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Apr 14, 2011 4:25 PM
thavoice;741494 wrote:Lots and lots of midget porn.....

The only real porn, is clown porn.
Apr 14, 2011 4:25pm
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thavoice

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Apr 14, 2011 4:49 PM
there is one elite porn......midget clown porn
Apr 14, 2011 4:49pm
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Legend

27,879 posts
Apr 14, 2011 5:02 PM
I've noticed it too, but I don't mind it.
Apr 14, 2011 5:02pm
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Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Apr 14, 2011 5:10 PM
I hate that it comes in small spurts (that's what she said). I'd much rather it just completely kill the server, at least it would be easier to troubleshoot.
Apr 14, 2011 5:10pm
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like_that

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Apr 14, 2011 7:28 PM
justincredible;741566 wrote:I hate that it comes in small spurts (that's what she said). I'd much rather it just completely kill the server, at least it would be easier to troubleshoot.

Oh.
Apr 14, 2011 7:28pm
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Nick Mangold

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Apr 14, 2011 7:30 PM
like_that;741638 wrote:Oh.

Oh.
Apr 14, 2011 7:30pm
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MontyBrunswick

Apr 14, 2011 8:01 PM
MAYBE YOU SHOULD HOST IT ON A MAC THEY DONT BREAK OR GET VIRUSES
Apr 14, 2011 8:01pm
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Nick Mangold

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Apr 14, 2011 8:22 PM
dlazz;741655 wrote:MAYBE YOU SHOULD HOST IT ON A MAC THEY DONT BREAK OR GET VIRUSES

True.
Apr 14, 2011 8:22pm