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May 13, 2011 11:00 AM
Reminds me of the Boston series. Regular season they owned us record wise but the scores were close, Wade played like garbage. Played like himself in the playoffs. Over in 5. Trading Perkins helped too.

Close games with the Bulls this season, LeBron didn't play in one of them. Bosh had probably the worst game of his career, 1 of 18 or whatever it was.

I'm saying Heat in 6, would say 5 if not for Chicago's home court advantage. I just hope Boozer doesn't stay hot, then the Bulls will have a chance. With just Rose they're dicked, but Boozer is the biggest reason they won by such a margin last night. Got hot early and the Hawks got away from their offense (as usual) and started jacking up dumb shots to play catch up. I feel sorry for their coach, he always says exactly the right thing in the huddles but they never do it.

Heat bigs better bring it, especially Bosh. I have no doubts that Anthony will give it all he's got. I think another big key is how our second unit does defensively, gotta stay out on their shooters.

I can't wait, should be lots of fireworks.
May 13, 2011 11:00am
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May 13, 2011 2:41 PM
Commander of Awesome;767236 wrote:Sounds familar.

That was the point lol.
May 13, 2011 2:41pm
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May 13, 2011 3:03 PM
Tony Grossi Tweet: "I think its so cute that LBJ and D-Wade do all their interviews together. Lucy and Desi used to do it that way."

I wonder why Chris Posh doesn't get to do the interviews as well.
May 13, 2011 3:03pm
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May 13, 2011 3:08 PM
Commander of Awesome;767636 wrote:Tony Grossi Tweet: "I think its so cute that LBJ and D-Wade do all their interviews together. Lucy and Desi used to do it that way."

I wonder why Chris Posh doesn't get to do the interviews as well.
He gets held out of certain "special" activities so he doesn't forget he's the third wheel.
May 13, 2011 3:08pm
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May 13, 2011 3:11 PM
Heretic;767641 wrote:He gets held out of certain "special" activities so he doesn't forget he's the third wheel.

Not that they'd be able to move his ridiculous contract but it wouldn't surprise me if the CHeat tried to move Bosh in the offseason. He has that Drew Gooden "disappearing" factor in games.
May 13, 2011 3:11pm
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May 13, 2011 3:12 PM
LOL, they will NOT try to move Bosh after one season. Especially one season in which they still have a very good chance of winning a title.
May 13, 2011 3:12pm
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May 13, 2011 3:17 PM
The Boss;767645 wrote:LOL, they will NOT try to move Bosh after one season. Especially one season in which they still have a very good chance of winning a title.

Really? Considering he's the odd "fit" there? If they find some team dumb enough to take his contract off their hands so they can get MULTIPLE good players to fill out their roster I think Riley will listen.

They may get lucky and win it this year but teams will get better while poor old Miami won't be able to add anything of worth as far as players go because their money is tied up in those three. The Three Dildos won't win multiple championships as constructed. Bosh was the mistake of that Unholy Alliance.
May 13, 2011 3:17pm
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May 13, 2011 3:21 PM
BR1986FB;767647 wrote:Really? Considering he's the odd "fit" there? If they find some team dumb enough to take his contract off their hands so they can get MULTIPLE good players to fill out their roster I think Riley will listen.

They may get lucky and win it this year but teams will get better while poor old Miami won't be able to add anything of worth as far as players go because their money is tied up in those three. The Three Dildos won't win multiple championships as constructed. Bosh was the mistake of that Unholy Alliance.
This is a joke, right?


Also, its expected that the cap will go up, and they will still be able to sign veterans as MLEs. Don't let your hatred for LeBron get in the way of the truth.
May 13, 2011 3:21pm
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May 13, 2011 3:23 PM
karen lotz;767648 wrote:This is a joke, right?


Also, its expected that the cap will go up, and they will still be able to sign veterans as MLEs. Don't let your hatred for LeBron get in the way of the truth.

That's funny. I heard the cap was likely to go DOWN.
May 13, 2011 3:23pm
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May 13, 2011 3:27 PM
BR1986FB;767649 wrote:That's funny. I heard the cap was likely to go DOWN.

Same esp with the league losing $300 million this season. Caps going down.
May 13, 2011 3:27pm
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May 13, 2011 3:28 PM
BR1986FB;767649 wrote:That's funny. I heard the cap was likely to go DOWN.
Just heard it on ESPN radio today.


What about the joke you told? The Heat will be lucky to win the title? Explain? Maybe the refs and LeBron have been colluding?
May 13, 2011 3:28pm
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May 13, 2011 3:29 PM
Commander of Awesome;767653 wrote:Same esp with the league losing $300 million this season. Caps going down.

Yep. I heard hard cap that was going down...
May 13, 2011 3:29pm
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May 13, 2011 3:30 PM
karen lotz;767656 wrote: What about the joke you told? The Heat will be lucky to win the title? Explain? Maybe the refs and LeBron have been colluding?

No joke, the Mavs will beat them if they get there. Now remove your lips from Lebron's cock so you can read that.
May 13, 2011 3:30pm
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May 13, 2011 3:31 PM
BR1986FB;767658 wrote:No joke, the Mavs will beat them if they get there.


They very well could. I wouldn't say either team would be lucky to win the NBA championship, however.
May 13, 2011 3:31pm
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May 13, 2011 3:33 PM
BR1986FB;767658 wrote:No joke, the Mavs will beat them if they get there. Now remove your lips from Lebron's cock so you can read that.

Excellent strategy when you have ZERO clue what you are talking about. Stick to talking about eating nuts and berries and washing them down with coconut milk.
May 13, 2011 3:33pm
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May 13, 2011 3:35 PM
karen lotz;767660 wrote:Excellent strategy when you have ZERO clue what you are talking about. Stick to talking about eating nuts and berries and washing them down with coconut milk.

So I have "ZERO clue about what I'm talking about" because I'm not slobbering all over Lebron's nuts like you and I think Dallas will win?

Oh, and enjoy your diabetes when you get old and fat. :D
May 13, 2011 3:35pm
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May 13, 2011 3:37 PM
BR1986FB;767661 wrote:So I have "ZERO clue about what I'm talking about" because I'm not slobbering all over Lebron's nuts like you and I think Dallas will win?

Oh, and enjoy your diabetes when you get old and fatter. :D

Fixed for accurracy.
May 13, 2011 3:37pm
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May 13, 2011 3:38 PM
Sure Riley will listen to an offer, doesn't mean he'll pull the trigger.

You're hatred blinds you my friend. You'll learn soon enough.
May 13, 2011 3:38pm
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May 13, 2011 3:39 PM
BR1986FB;767661 wrote:Oh, and enjoy your diabetes when you get old and fat. :D

May 13, 2011 3:39pm
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May 13, 2011 3:40 PM
And for the record, Bosh has NOT been disappointing IMO. You can't expect him to be the same player he was in Toronto. Not only is he not the #1 guy, he's the #3. Adjustments like that can take a full season. The Heat will be much better next year and look at the year they're having so far this year. Bottom line is, Bosh is a better 3rd option than any other team in the league has.
May 13, 2011 3:40pm
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May 13, 2011 3:42 PM
The Boss;767665 wrote:Sure Riley will listen to an offer, doesn't mean he'll pull the trigger.

You're hatred blinds you my friend. You'll learn soon enough.

Didn't say Riley WOULD pull the trigger but with Bosh's "no shows" it wouldn't surprise me if they tried to shop him. Now if I were a potential buyer I'd beware because Bosh is the LAST player I'd want going into battle with me....soft as Hell.

And believe me, I'm NOT your "friend." My friends aren't nuthugging, frontrunning, bandwagoners.
May 13, 2011 3:42pm
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May 13, 2011 3:45 PM
BR1986FB;767661 wrote:So I have "ZERO clue about what I'm talking about" because I'm not slobbering all over Lebron's nuts like you and I think Dallas will win?

Oh, and enjoy your diabetes when you get old and fat. :D


No, I am saying you have no clue because your reasoning for Dallas winning the championship is LeBron is a pussy, Bosh is soft, the Heat cheated, and Cleveland has the best sports fans on Earth. That is the extent of your basketball knowledge.
May 13, 2011 3:45pm
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May 13, 2011 3:45 PM
BR1986FB;767670 wrote:Didn't say Riley WOULD pull the trigger but with Bosh's "no shows" it wouldn't surprise me if they tried to shop him. Now if I were a potential buyer I'd beware because Bosh is the LAST player I'd want going into battle with me....soft as Hell.

And believe me, I'm NOT your "friend." My friends aren't nuthugging, frontrunning, bandwagoners.

haha wow, my post was just about spot on.
May 13, 2011 3:45pm
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May 13, 2011 3:49 PM
karen lotz;767673 wrote:No, I am saying you have no clue because your reasoning for Dallas winning the championship is LeBron is a pussy, Bosh is soft, the Heat cheated, and Cleveland has the best sports fans on Earth. That is the extent of your basketball knowledge.

No, I'm saying Dallas will beat them, LIKE I SAID BEFORE, because Dallas is DEEPER, HOT AS HELL (dismantling the Lakers like a hot knife through butter), and for the CHeat to win they are going to need the Three Dildos to go off for 20 points each, or more, EVERY game. I like the odds of Bosh having a few of his "no shows." Oh, but I forgot, I didn't take into account the 40 points a game Joel Anthony will give Miami. :rolleyes: THAT'S why I think Dallas will beat them.

Besides, this is all moot. Who's to say the Finals won't end up being OKC vs Chicago?
May 13, 2011 3:49pm
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May 13, 2011 3:52 PM
karen lotz;767675 wrote:haha wow, my post was just about spot on.

How so? After Bosh fished out in game 3 in Boston, admitting he was afraid of KG, I'd beware of him too. He's soft. When he TRIES to look aggressive teams know it's a joke because it's NOT his "persona." He'd prefer to take 10-12 foot jumpers instead of mix it up in the paint like a REAL big man. I can't be the ONLY person who sees this since I constantly hear these knocks about his game on the TV, radio, internet, etc.
May 13, 2011 3:52pm