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Apr 7, 2011 11:18 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/maryland.toilet.prank/index.html?hpt=T2
Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools' Day prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store.

There, they found the 48-year-old victim, who called for help after realizing the sticky situation he was in when he tried -- and failed -- to stand up and leave the superstore's restroom, Donnelly said.

It took responders 15 minutes to remove the victim from the stall, but they were unable to disconnect the toilet seat from his body, Donnelly said.

Instead, the victim was taken to Union Hospital of Cecil County, where the seat was detached. He left with only minor injuries to his buttocks, Donnelly said.
Apr 7, 2011 11:18am
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Apr 7, 2011 11:22 AM
That was a shitty situation.

That would stink to be stuck to a toilet seat.
Apr 7, 2011 11:22am
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Apr 7, 2011 11:34 AM
who sits on public toilet seats without covering them anyways?
Apr 7, 2011 11:34am
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Apr 7, 2011 11:34 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;735375 wrote:who sits on public toilet seats without covering them anyways?

fat people
Apr 7, 2011 11:34am
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Apr 7, 2011 12:18 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;735375 wrote:who sits on public toilet seats without covering them anyways?
People who are more concerned with relieving themselves than making sure you could eat off their buttcheeks. :D
Apr 7, 2011 12:18pm