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Timber

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Mar 28, 2011 8:57 PM
Stopped at the bank on the way home tonight to make the night deposit from work. I got out of the vehicle, walked up and made the deposit, and on the way back to said vehicle I saw a bag of smoke on the ground in a bag with wrapping papers.

I immediately laughed out loud about what all of the stoners on this site would do in the same situation. All of the different possibilities went through my mind, but I decide to... not touch it and call the Gestapo to come and take care of said bag. Turned out to be regular old tobacco in a bag with rolling papers.

I know... cool story bro, but I just figured one of the stoner skateboarders had dropped their stash and I didn't want one of our utes to find said ganja.
Mar 28, 2011 8:57pm
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Bigred1995

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Mar 28, 2011 9:01 PM
Timber;727511 wrote:Stopped at the bank on the way home tonight to make the night deposit from work. I got out of the vehicle, walked up and made the deposit, and on the way back to said vehicle I saw a bag of smoke on the ground in a bag with wrapping papers.

I immediately laughed out loud about what all of the stoners on this site would do in the same situation. All of the different possibilities went through my mind, but I decide to... not touch it and call the Gestapo to come and take care of said bag. Turned out to be regular old tobacco in a bag with rolling papers.

I know... cool story bro, but I just figured one of the stoner skateboarders had dropped their stash and I didn't want one of our utes to find said ganja.
I probably would have picked the bag up, but...

Mar 28, 2011 9:01pm
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Automatik

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Mar 28, 2011 9:06 PM
lulz....you called the pigs for some tobacco.
Mar 28, 2011 9:06pm
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Mar 28, 2011 9:07 PM
I would have tested it out before calling the cops to verify that it was weed and not tobacco.
Mar 28, 2011 9:07pm
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Timber

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Mar 28, 2011 9:14 PM
justincredible;727526 wrote:I would have tested it out before calling the cops to verify that it was weed and not tobacco.
I thought about at least giving it the ole sniff test, but I figured the way things are going as soon as I picked it up they would just happen to be driving by... lol. I did feel pretty rediculous after they came, but where it was laying it was in a shadow and I just did not want to get busted by anybody... even looking at said bag.
Mar 28, 2011 9:14pm
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I Wear Pants

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Mar 28, 2011 9:15 PM
How could you not tell the difference?

Damn it, answered above.
Mar 28, 2011 9:15pm
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Automatik

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Mar 28, 2011 9:16 PM
Are you over 65?
Mar 28, 2011 9:16pm
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Timber

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Mar 28, 2011 9:18 PM
I Wear Pants;727540 wrote:How could you not tell the difference?

Damn it, answered above.

Like I mentioned above, where it was laying it was in the shadows, but I could clearly see the rolling papers and how often do you see people rolling their own cigs these days?
Mar 28, 2011 9:18pm
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Timber

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Mar 28, 2011 9:19 PM
Automatik;727544 wrote:Are you over 65?
Nah... just feel like it sometimes... lol. Not quite fitty yet.
Mar 28, 2011 9:19pm
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dave

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Mar 28, 2011 9:26 PM
people call the cops?


why not these guys?
Mar 28, 2011 9:26pm
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Timber

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Mar 28, 2011 9:28 PM
dave;727555 wrote:people call the cops?


why not these guys?
Too cold to get slimed!
Mar 28, 2011 9:28pm
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I Wear Pants

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Mar 28, 2011 9:29 PM
Timber;727548 wrote:Like I mentioned above, where it was laying it was in the shadows, but I could clearly see the rolling papers and how often do you see people rolling their own cigs these days?
But still call the fucking cops? Just pick it up and throw it away.
Mar 28, 2011 9:29pm
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SportsAndLady

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Mar 28, 2011 9:33 PM
Timber;727536 wrote:but I figured the way things are going as soon as I picked it up they would just happen to be driving by...

Seriously? Lol
Mar 28, 2011 9:33pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Mar 28, 2011 9:44 PM
Calling the cops for that? Drama Queen!!

I saw a guy get fricking stabbed seven times and I thought twice about calling, even asking the cabbie if he really wanted me to call before I did.
Mar 28, 2011 9:44pm
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Timber

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Mar 28, 2011 9:55 PM
Steel Valley Football;727576 wrote:Calling the cops for that? Drama Queen!!

I saw a guy get fricking stabbed seven times and I thought twice about calling, even asking the cabbie if he really wanted me to call before I did.
Drama queen lol... Why would you consult with a cabbie if you should call the cops?
Mar 28, 2011 9:55pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Mar 28, 2011 10:03 PM
Cuz the cabbie did the stabbing and the guy deserved it.
Mar 28, 2011 10:03pm
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Timber

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Mar 28, 2011 10:30 PM
Steel Valley Football;727598 wrote:Cuz the cabbie did the stabbing and the guy deserved it.
Ah... I understand now. Must have been a bad apple to deserve getting stabbed seven times.
Mar 28, 2011 10:30pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Mar 28, 2011 10:36 PM
LOL you could say that. The whole story is here from a few weeks ago if you want to search my posts.
Mar 28, 2011 10:36pm
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friendfromlowry

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Mar 28, 2011 10:40 PM
I probably would have just ignored it. Bitches aint shit
Mar 28, 2011 10:40pm
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Speedofsand

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Mar 28, 2011 11:58 PM
Jim Tressel was on his way to spring football practice. He found a big fat line of white powder. He called the police. After a lengthy investigation, it was determined the white powdery substance was sideline chalk.
Mar 28, 2011 11:58pm
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Murdski99

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Mar 29, 2011 12:28 AM
Timber;727614 wrote:Ah... I understand now. Must have been a bad apple to deserve getting stabbed seven times.

Your unbelievable pusssssay
Mar 29, 2011 12:28am
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Steel Valley Football

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Mar 29, 2011 7:51 AM
Whose unbelievable pussy?
Mar 29, 2011 7:51am
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Belly35

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Mar 29, 2011 10:44 AM
WWBD ( What Wou8ld Belly Do) ?




Remove the seeds..
Mar 29, 2011 10:44am
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thavoice

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Mar 29, 2011 10:56 AM
I woulda proll called the cops too.
Mar 29, 2011 10:56am
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thavoice

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Mar 29, 2011 10:57 AM
Timber;727590 wrote:Drama queen lol... Why would you consult with a cabbie if you should call the cops?

Have you not heard of WWTCD? What would the Cabbie Do?

Cabbies know all
Mar 29, 2011 10:57am