Best/Most Hilarious Samuel L. Jackson Line.

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Upper90

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Dec 4, 2009 7:21 PM
I laugh, still, every time I hear "ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!?!?!"

Never fails. That's beyond hilarious.

Dec 4, 2009 7:21pm
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raiderbuck

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Dec 4, 2009 7:25 PM
Aw man, it cut off right before the best part! "Does he look like a bitch?"

Love Sam Jackson
Dec 4, 2009 7:25pm
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bcubed

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Dec 4, 2009 7:31 PM
Look at the big brain on Brad!
Dec 4, 2009 7:31pm
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Tigerfan00

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Dec 4, 2009 7:36 PM
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Dec 4, 2009 7:47 PM
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Curly J

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Dec 4, 2009 7:53 PM


(For those that don't like cussing)
Dec 4, 2009 7:53pm
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Manhattan Buckeye

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Dec 4, 2009 7:57 PM
I've thought long and hard about this (that's what she said), although it would be easy to pick a Pulp Fiction quote, I believe it has to be Ordell Robbie from the criminally underrated "Jackie Brown":

"Play the volume loud as you want to, but don’t touch my levels now...I got them set just like I like ‘em. Okay..."
Dec 4, 2009 7:57pm
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bigdaddy2003

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Dec 4, 2009 8:06 PM
Curly J wrote:

(For those that don't like cussing)
lol there is no reason to watch the clip if you don't like cussing.

I love Pulp Fiction though!
Dec 4, 2009 8:06pm
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UANyg

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Dec 4, 2009 9:49 PM
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfuckin' plane"!
Dec 4, 2009 9:49pm
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TedSheckler

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Dec 4, 2009 9:53 PM
The AK-47, when you absolutely positively gotta kill every single mother? fucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

Dec 4, 2009 9:53pm
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Rotinaj

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Dec 4, 2009 9:55 PM
My favorite is the speech be makes in deep blue sea. Only because he gets ownd by a shark during it.
Dec 4, 2009 9:55pm
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ironman02

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Dec 4, 2009 10:15 PM
UANyg wrote: "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfuckin' plane"!
LOL. I knew that one was gonna be on here.
Dec 4, 2009 10:15pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Dec 4, 2009 10:29 PM
Rotinaj wrote: My favorite is the speech be makes in deep blue sea. Only because he gets owns by a shark during it.
IT ATE ME! A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME!!!
Dec 4, 2009 10:29pm
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atomica600

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Dec 4, 2009 10:58 PM
UANyg wrote: "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfuckin' plane"!
When I saw this in the theater people actually stood up and cheered when he said this line. First time I had ever seen that at the movies.
Dec 4, 2009 10:58pm
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Dec 4, 2009 11:28 PM
Tigerfan00 wrote:


IT"LL get you DRUNK!!! IT"LL have you fucking fat bitches in no time!!


LOL great stuff right there
Dec 4, 2009 11:28pm
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Dec 5, 2009 1:12 AM


"It's the one that says Bad Mother Fucker."

Pulp Fiction
Dec 5, 2009 1:12am
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krazie45

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Dec 5, 2009 1:14 AM
Yes he deserves to die!!! And I hope he burns in Hell!!!!!
Dec 5, 2009 1:14am
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Dec 5, 2009 1:19 AM
krazie45 wrote: Yes he deserves to die!!! And I hope he burns in Hell!!!!!
The Negotiator?
Dec 5, 2009 1:19am
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GoChiefs

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Dec 5, 2009 1:42 AM
"I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill." - The Long Kiss Goodnight
Dec 5, 2009 1:42am
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Heelz

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Dec 5, 2009 8:44 AM
Which wallet is yours?

Dec 5, 2009 8:44am
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ironman02

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Dec 5, 2009 9:09 AM
Quint wrote:
krazie45 wrote: Yes he deserves to die!!! And I hope he burns in Hell!!!!!
The Negotiator?
A Time To Kill
Dec 5, 2009 9:09am
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BuckeyeBlue

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Dec 5, 2009 9:18 AM
"Do they speak English in What?"
"Say what...ONE more time"
"English mother fucker do you speak it?"
"Enough, is ENOUGH. I'm sick and tired of these mother fuckin snakes on this mother fuckin plane."
Dec 5, 2009 9:18am
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Dec 5, 2009 9:27 AM
Travolta: I'm just saying it's dangerous to have a race car in the red...I could blow

Jackson: Oh you ready to blow?! Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker evertime my fingers touch brain I'm superfly TNT, I'm the guns of the naverone. Matter of fact what the fuck am I doing in the backseat?
Dec 5, 2009 9:27am
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Dec 5, 2009 9:41 AM
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd wouldn't know cause I'd never eat the filthy motherfucker. - PF
Dec 5, 2009 9:41am