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ernest_t_bass

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Feb 21, 2011 3:41 PM
Still waiting on my Olive Garden card. I ate there yesterday and told them that you were sending me a card, so they took $25 off my tab. I owe it to them, though.
Feb 21, 2011 3:41pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Feb 21, 2011 3:43 PM
ernest_t_bass;686132 wrote:You look like a jack ass.

100% of the time. This is fact.
Feb 21, 2011 3:43pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Feb 21, 2011 3:43 PM
ernest_t_bass;686134 wrote:Still waiting on my Olive Garden card. I ate there yesterday and told them that you were sending me a card, so they took $25 off my tab. I owe it to them, though.

Yeah, yeah. I've got it. I'll send it tomorrow, I promise.
Feb 21, 2011 3:43pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

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Feb 21, 2011 3:45 PM
justincredible;686140 wrote:Yeah, yeah. I've got it. I'll send it tomorrow, I promise.

You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
Feb 21, 2011 3:45pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Feb 21, 2011 3:46 PM
justincredible;686140 wrote:Yeah, yeah. I've got it. I'll send it tomorrow, I promise.

Just for you, I'll crunch my pasta.
Feb 21, 2011 3:46pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Feb 21, 2011 3:46 PM
ernest_t_bass;686142 wrote:You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

I didn't apologize.
Feb 21, 2011 3:46pm
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Heretic

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18,820 posts
Feb 21, 2011 3:47 PM
justincredible;686076 wrote:Now she's eating an apple. Awesome.

What a coincidence! I'm eating an apple, too. In my eyes, this could be that deep inner soulmate sort of thing people are talking about on match.com commercials. So, is she hot? Because that's a more important deep soulmate thing as far as I'm concerned.
Feb 21, 2011 3:47pm
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Timber

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Feb 21, 2011 6:14 PM
justincredible;686120 wrote:Sun Chips now. Come on.
Just fire her ass! :)
Feb 21, 2011 6:14pm
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Go4alOngbOmB

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673 posts
Feb 21, 2011 7:24 PM
I'm still waiting on the justin update that says:

"For Christs Sake, she has a frigging log of wood and is chewing on it like the beaver she is!"

Apparently this woman has a hollow leg, or she runs to the bathroom every 10 minutes and horks up everything the just ate.
Feb 21, 2011 7:24pm
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CenterBHSFan

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6,115 posts
Feb 21, 2011 7:29 PM
Some parents do not focus on teaching their kids table manners.
Feb 21, 2011 7:29pm
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bigkahuna

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4,454 posts
Feb 21, 2011 7:46 PM
I'm guilty of this. For some reason, I just use my front teeth to eat and then swallow. I try to get the food to the back of my mouth, so my molars can get some action. However, my tongue pushes the food back to my front teeth. I need to retrain myself.

I HATE the guy who breathes really hard when he eats. During the chewing process, please don't breathe heavily out of your nose. One of my best friend's jaw pops when he eats. Every time his mouth moves, his jaw popped; drives me in-fucking-sane.
Feb 21, 2011 7:46pm
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iclfan2

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Feb 21, 2011 8:53 PM
This drive me to the brink every day. We work in teams, so there will be 6 or 7 people in a tiny conference room at a client. I can't stand when people eat chips, a full apple, baby carrots, things that smell (bananas) etc. But the worst is this girl who eats yogurt. For one it smells, for new she like attacks the walls of the container to get every last ounce out of it. OK HO YOU GOT IT ALL PUT THE FREAKING YOGURT CUP DOWN!!!
Feb 21, 2011 8:53pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Feb 21, 2011 8:56 PM
Yeah, the spoon scraping the edge is awful as well. Can't miss a morsel.
Feb 21, 2011 8:56pm
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password

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Feb 21, 2011 11:22 PM
bigkahuna;686444 wrote:I'm guilty of this. For some reason, I just use my front teeth to eat and then swallow. I try to get the food to the back of my mouth, so my molars can get some action. However, my tongue pushes the food back to my front teeth. I need to retrain myself.

I HATE the guy who breathes really hard when he eats. During the chewing process, please don't breathe heavily out of your nose. One of my best friend's jaw pops when he eats. Every time his mouth moves, his jaw popped; drives me in-fucking-sane.

Are we still talking about food or has the subject change to something else?
Feb 21, 2011 11:22pm
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password

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Feb 21, 2011 11:34 PM
We have a guy at work that stuffs his mouth full of food,then starts talking and laughing with everyone while food just flies out of his mouth on his shirt and if you are close enough it lands on you.One guy became so pissed that he stuffed a bunch of peanut butter crackers in his mouth,chewed them up then walked over and spit then all over the guy and told him it was payback for the last 2 years he has worked with him
Feb 21, 2011 11:34pm
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dwccrew

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Feb 22, 2011 2:05 AM
justincredible;685763 wrote:My wife will get a little loud with her eating every once in a while. I'll immediately start mocking her by exaggerating how loud she is eating. She quiets down after that. :)
Tiger2003;685766 wrote:I have the same exact same problem. She doesn't do it all time time. But everyone once in awhile I'll hear here and I just do it right back but way louder.


The back of your hand will work for the both of you just as well. If you knock a few of her teeth out, that just further enforces the point you are making. No teeth means she can't chew.
power i;685937 wrote:We have a patient that comes in and chomps and cracks her gum. I CAN'T STAND IT!!! Really, has no one in this woman's life ever told her how annoying that is? I make sure to tell my kids (even the big one, my husband) when he's doing something annoying. Your doing them a favor. Unfortunately, my husband doesn't always listen. ;)
I literally get filled with rage with annoying gum chomper/poppers. I get the urge to stab people that do this. Thankfully I haven't yet.
Feb 22, 2011 2:05am
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I Wear Pants

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Feb 22, 2011 2:52 AM
You guys all need to calm the fuck down and stop focusing on other people eating, you freaks.

I mean, I don't like loud/obnoxious eaters but you guys act like it's unbearable and to the people saying it's stomach turning, are you kidding? Someone munching on some chips or carrots is enough to make you feel sick?

And keep up with the updates they're interesting and this lady does seem to eat a lot.
Feb 22, 2011 2:52am
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bigkahuna

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Feb 22, 2011 5:29 AM
password;686787 wrote:Are we still talking about food or has the subject change to something else?

Fuck you ass hole

That was a confession...lol
Feb 22, 2011 5:29am
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Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Feb 22, 2011 9:11 AM
I Wear Pants;686872 wrote:You guys all need to calm the fuck down and stop focusing on other people eating, you freaks. .

lol. You calm down.
Feb 22, 2011 9:11am
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Feb 22, 2011 9:11 AM
Anyway, walked in this morning at 9am and she was eating a big bowl of soup. Fuckin' soup. At 9am.
Feb 22, 2011 9:11am
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Feb 22, 2011 9:12 AM
She's cleaning her bowl now. I know she's going to come out with something else to eat in it.
Feb 22, 2011 9:12am
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Sonofanump

Feb 22, 2011 9:14 AM
justincredible;686959 wrote:She's cleaning her bowl now. I know she's going to come out with something else to eat in it.

I went to Vbookie but did not find any odds on what she was going to have for her early afternoon snack.
Feb 22, 2011 9:14am
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Nick Mangold

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Feb 22, 2011 9:19 AM
justincredible;686959 wrote:She's cleaning her bowl now. I know she's going to come out with something else to eat in it.

Another bowl of soup.
Feb 22, 2011 9:19am
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Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Feb 22, 2011 9:19 AM
Sonofanump;686962 wrote:I went to Vbookie but did not find any odds on what she was going to have for her early afternoon snack.

lol, that would be a funny bet.
Feb 22, 2011 9:19am
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september63

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Feb 22, 2011 9:24 AM
I say she has an apple by 11am.
Feb 22, 2011 9:24am