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Mar 30, 2011 10:48 AM
OneBuckeye;728740 wrote:metal fork i hope

Of course.
Mar 30, 2011 10:48am
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Mar 30, 2011 11:16 AM
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Mar 31, 2011 1:05 PM
Just watched the big fella eat mac 'n cheese (a whole box for lunch) with a spoon. At the end, he scraped any and all edible content off the plate with his spoon (yes, he shovels mac n cheese with a spoon in stead of using a fork) and ate it.

I swear, you'd think he had given up food for lent and was preparing for tomorrow.
Mar 31, 2011 1:05pm
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Nick Mangold

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Mar 31, 2011 1:28 PM
fat
Mar 31, 2011 1:28pm
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Mar 31, 2011 1:33 PM
justincredible;729900 wrote:fat

Oh there's no question in my mind. He licked it. He actually licked the plate. WTF?

Fat isn't a physique. It's a state of mind.

And this guy's state of mind is thunderchunky.
Mar 31, 2011 1:33pm
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bigkahuna

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Mar 31, 2011 11:02 PM
What's wrong with using a spoon?

My wife makes fun of me for using a spoon instead of a fork, but I don't get it. I don't shovel the food in or anything, it's just what I prefer.
Mar 31, 2011 11:02pm
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Apr 1, 2011 7:37 AM
bigkahuna;730290 wrote:What's wrong with using a spoon?

My wife makes fun of me for using a spoon instead of a fork, but I don't get it. I don't shovel the food in or anything, it's just what I prefer.

He was shoveling.
Apr 1, 2011 7:37am
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bigkahuna

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Apr 1, 2011 9:24 AM
So it was more the way he was using said spoon than the fact he was actually using it? Gotcha.
Apr 1, 2011 9:24am
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Apr 1, 2011 9:40 AM
It was that he seemed to be using the spoon BECAUSE it meant he could shovel.
Apr 1, 2011 9:40am
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bigkahuna

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Apr 1, 2011 10:05 AM
LOL
Apr 1, 2011 10:05am
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Apr 1, 2011 10:54 AM
He brought breakfast today: 4 maple creamsticks

I swear they were gone in about 7 minutes.
Apr 1, 2011 10:54am
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Apr 4, 2011 9:48 AM
AS an idiotic joke last friday, the boss thought it would be a great fun to cater in baked beans and ham sammiches for lunch. The 4 hour meeting that afternoon was't very producive. ( unless you were measuring greenhouse and methane emmisions)
Apr 4, 2011 9:48am
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Apr 18, 2011 3:00 PM
Had to bump this for my coworker.

He was eating a sandwich (a pretty rockin' sandwich, I must say, with ham, turkey, salami, roast beef, bacon, and cheese) today, and after he finished, I noticed a little ball of ham bits and bacon crumbs held together by a glob of mayo. It stayed on his tie for about 20 minutes before he noticed, but when he did, he actually yelled, "Hell, yeah!" and he licked his tie. And by "yelled," I mean he was loud enough for everyone in the office to hear.

Dude is creeping me the hell out, but I got a good laugh out of it. Thought I'd share.
Apr 18, 2011 3:00pm
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Nick Mangold

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Apr 29, 2011 9:53 AM
She's balls deep in her second bowl of rice and cheese after polishing off a bowl of croutons as soon as she sat down at her desk this morning.
Apr 29, 2011 9:53am
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Apr 29, 2011 9:55 AM
I was once balls deep into a bowl of rice and cheese once when my mom walked in, and we no longer talk about it or make eye contact when we speak.
Apr 29, 2011 9:55am
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Nick Mangold

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Apr 29, 2011 9:58 AM
THE4RINGZ;754111 wrote:I was once balls deep into a bowl of rice and cheese once when my mom walked in, and we no longer talk about it or make eye contact when we speak.

lol'd
Apr 29, 2011 9:58am
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Apr 29, 2011 11:30 AM
Again, so glad this is back
Apr 29, 2011 11:30am
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Apr 29, 2011 11:36 AM
Since my last post she's killed two salads. Both loaded with croutons. Fuck her.
Apr 29, 2011 11:36am
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Apr 29, 2011 11:39 AM
justincredible;754244 wrote:Since my last post she's killed two salads. Both loaded with croutons. Fuck her.

Youd have to buy her dinner(s?) first!
Apr 29, 2011 11:39am
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Apr 29, 2011 11:39 AM
MMMMM, croutons...
Apr 29, 2011 11:39am
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Nick Mangold

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Apr 29, 2011 1:18 PM
She's now on her 6th salad. Again, loaded with croutons. Crunchy fucking croutons.
Apr 29, 2011 1:18pm
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Nick Mangold

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Apr 29, 2011 1:20 PM
She just dropped a fork full of food on her lap. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Apr 29, 2011 1:20pm
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Apr 29, 2011 1:27 PM
That is a real waste of her food.
Apr 29, 2011 1:27pm
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Nick Mangold

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Apr 29, 2011 1:43 PM
She still ate it.
Apr 29, 2011 1:43pm
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Apr 29, 2011 1:49 PM
Your descriptions make me think she's actually Dr. Zoidberg.
Apr 29, 2011 1:49pm