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O-Trap

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O-Trap

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 10:30 AM Mar 29, 2011 10:30 AM

bigkahuna;721650 wrote:This.

I concur.

justincredible;727813 wrote:French onion soup this morning. That is not a morning smell.

My coworker came in eating a meatloaf sandwich with onions.

He's now in the boss's office. I pity her.

justincredible;727822 wrote:If you need to make a loud obnoxious noise to consume a food or a beverage you are doing it wrong.

*nomnomnom*

Mar 29, 2011 10:30am

Heretic

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Heretic

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 10:35 AM Mar 29, 2011 10:35 AM

Sonofanump;727821 wrote:What is the link to the live web cam?

That's a great idea. lookatthisbitcheatallthisshit.com for live look-ins at her 46 meals per day at work.

Mar 29, 2011 10:35am

Commander of Awesome

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 10:40 AM Mar 29, 2011 10:40 AM

justincredible;727822 wrote:Drink slurpers are terrible as well. If you need to make a loud obnoxious noise to consume a food or a beverage you are doing it wrong.

What about the bottom of a chic fila milkshake though? Pretty much impossible to finish one without slurping.

Mar 29, 2011 10:40am

justincredible

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 10:42 AM Mar 29, 2011 10:42 AM

Commander of Awesome;727833 wrote:What about the bottom of a chic fila milkshake though? Pretty much impossible to finish one without slurping.

Yeah, I agree. Milkshakes do get a break but I don't necessarily consider that slurping. It's mostly hot drinks that people slurp on because they are too hot. Here's an idea, let it cool down a bit.

Mar 29, 2011 10:42am

O-Trap

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 10:43 AM Mar 29, 2011 10:43 AM

Commander of Awesome;727833 wrote:What about the bottom of a chic fila milkshake though? Pretty much impossible to finish one without slurping.

Lid off and a spoon works.

Mar 29, 2011 10:43am

O-Trap

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 10:45 AM Mar 29, 2011 10:45 AM

justincredible;727835 wrote:Yeah, I agree. Milkshakes do get a break but I don't necessarily consider that slurping. It's mostly hot drinks that people slurp on because they are too hot. Here's an idea, let it cool down a bit.

This is my favorite. The people who get the "holy-fucking-Moses-hot" cup of coffee at McDonalds and immediately try to slurp a sip.

I don't know about them, but I've grown attached to my upper lip, and I prefer that it not be scalded off.

Mar 29, 2011 10:45am

O-Trap

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 12:18 PM Mar 29, 2011 12:18 PM

LOL! Here's a fun one. My coworker came back with lunch. TWO footlong subs from Subway, chips, a soft drink ... and then he just pulled a Weight Watchers yogurt out of the fridge.

Golden.

Mar 29, 2011 12:18pm

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 12:34 PM Mar 29, 2011 12:34 PM

Mar 29, 2011 12:34pm

justincredible

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 3:29 PM Mar 29, 2011 3:29 PM

She is seriously going to push me over the edge here soon. She can't eat one fucking thing that doesn't smell like complete shit or make a shitload of noise. She is now on her second bowl of straight croutons in the last 20 minutes. This after eating 4 (FOUR) salads completely covered in croutons already today. WTF.

Mar 29, 2011 3:29pm

O-Trap

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 3:37 PM Mar 29, 2011 3:37 PM

LOL! Who eats just croutons???

Mar 29, 2011 3:37pm

justincredible

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 3:41 PM Mar 29, 2011 3:41 PM

O-Trap;728135 wrote:LOL! Who eats just croutons???

I swear she buys the extra crunchy kind. The ones with gravel and broken glass in them. Fuck.

Mar 29, 2011 3:41pm

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 3:51 PM Mar 29, 2011 3:51 PM

Is she at least attractive?

Mar 29, 2011 3:51pm

justincredible

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 3:54 PM Mar 29, 2011 3:54 PM

Nate;728146 wrote:Is she at least attractive?

Not attractive enough.

Mar 29, 2011 3:54pm

O-Trap

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:01 PM Mar 29, 2011 4:01 PM

justincredible;728139 wrote:I swear she buys the extra crunchy kind. The ones with gravel and broken glass in them. Fuck.

Part of me feels bad for her. I know eating like that can be a defense mechanism, so it's possible that she does it out of insecurity or something along those lines.

Does she seem to have many friends, or is she close to anyone?

Mar 29, 2011 4:01pm

justincredible

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:27 PM Mar 29, 2011 4:27 PM

We think her mom probably called her fat at some point during her childhood.

Mar 29, 2011 4:27pm

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:47 PM Mar 29, 2011 4:47 PM

Are you the only one at work that notices it?

Mar 29, 2011 4:47pm

justincredible

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 4:47 PM Mar 29, 2011 4:47 PM

Nate;728191 wrote:Are you the only one at work that notices it?

No.

Mar 29, 2011 4:47pm

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Tue, Mar 29, 2011 11:25 PM Mar 29, 2011 11:25 PM

Why don't you put a pig trough in between your desks to see if she gets the hind.

Mar 29, 2011 11:25pm

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Wed, Mar 30, 2011 1:19 AM Mar 30, 2011 1:19 AM

justincredible;728195 wrote:No.

So simple, but this made me laugh really hard.

Mar 30, 2011 1:19am

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Wed, Mar 30, 2011 4:59 AM Mar 30, 2011 4:59 AM

You Need to provide her an intervention!

Mar 30, 2011 4:59am

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Wed, Mar 30, 2011 9:06 AM Mar 30, 2011 9:06 AM

Timber;728604 wrote:You Need to provide her an intervention!

Or another bowl of croutons.

Mar 30, 2011 9:06am

O-Trap

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Wed, Mar 30, 2011 10:05 AM Mar 30, 2011 10:05 AM

Nate;728653 wrote:Or another bowl of croutons.

Or some hot butter to put on the croutons. (a) Should soggy them up so they're not as loud, and (b) you can just let the cholesterol do its work.

Mar 30, 2011 10:05am

justincredible

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Wed, Mar 30, 2011 10:45 AM Mar 30, 2011 10:45 AM

She back at it with her salads this morning. SCRAPING HER FUCKING FORK WITH HER TEETH ON EVERY DAMN BITE.

Mar 30, 2011 10:45am

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Wed, Mar 30, 2011 10:48 AM Mar 30, 2011 10:48 AM

justincredible;728739 wrote:She back at it with her salads this morning. SCRAPING HER FUCKING FORK WITH HER TEETH ON EVERY DAMN BITE.

metal fork i hope

Mar 30, 2011 10:48am

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Wed, Mar 30, 2011 10:48 AM Mar 30, 2011 10:48 AM

justincredible;728739 wrote:She back at it with her salads this morning. SCRAPING HER FUCKING FORK WITH HER TEETH ON EVERY DAMN BITE.

Turn up the volume and play this:

[video=youtube;dH8KI5qTj5M][/video]

Mar 30, 2011 10:48am