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Aug 2, 2011 3:32pm
Arthur Rhodes was DFA by the Rangers and Justin Duchscherer was released by the Orioles.
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Aug 2, 2011 8:46pm
Derek Lowe took the mound with a .23 blood alcohol level tonight.
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Aug 2, 2011 9:18pm
karen lotz;850139 wrote:Derek Lowe took the mound with a .23 blood alcohol level tonight.

Lol
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Aug 2, 2011 9:23pm
1-4 over his last 5 starts with an ERA just under 8. Opposing hitters are hitting .365 in that stretch. THREE SIXTY FIVE.
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Aug 2, 2011 9:28pm
karen lotz;850194 wrote:1-4 over his last 5 starts with an ERA just under 8. Opposing hitters are hitting .365 in that stretch. THREE SIXTY FIVE.

Ty Cobb hit higher for over 3000 games.
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Aug 2, 2011 9:29pm
Ironman92;850198 wrote:Ty Cobb hit higher for over 3000 games.

But he's an asshole.
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Aug 2, 2011 9:42pm
karen lotz;850200 wrote:But he's an asshole.

Isn't Derek Lowe?
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Aug 2, 2011 9:44pm
Ironman92;850216 wrote:Isn't Derek Lowe?

No.
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Aug 2, 2011 9:46pm
Ok
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Aug 2, 2011 10:44pm
Brewers/Cardinals is very interesting!

Back and forth now tied at 7-7.

Pujols gets drilled on the hand/fingers with a running 91 mph fastball...with no outs and 1st and 3rd....wouldn't even let trainer touch it for the pain he was in....then Jason Motte pegs Ryan Braun in the shoulder with a 97 mph direct hit.
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Aug 2, 2011 10:49pm
Riveting stuff!
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Aug 2, 2011 11:18pm
Braves lose
Phillies win
I drink 3 glasses of jack
Win #70
8 game lead
Howard goes deep twice
Pence hits 2 doubles
Karen is a bitch.....

What a great night!
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Aug 2, 2011 11:22pm
Is Howard your gay lover?
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Aug 2, 2011 11:38pm
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Aug 2, 2011 11:43pm
karen lotz;849642 wrote:That's not an update and doesn't add anything to the discussion. In other words, a typical post from you.

My bad, i forgot we have to make these type of contributions to this thread....
karen lotz;848548 wrote: On an unrelated note, Tiger2003 enjoys touching little boys where their pee pee comes out.
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Aug 2, 2011 11:47pm
karen lotz;850340 wrote:Is Howard your gay lover?

Do you really always have to bring dumb shit into the conversation? Always talking about Gay i am really starting to think that's the way you roll.
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Aug 2, 2011 11:51pm
Tiger2003;850366 wrote:Do you really always have to bring dumb shit into the conversation? Always talking about Gay i am really starting to think that's the way you roll.

you said "Karen is a bitch." is that not dumb shit brought into the conversation? If you can't take a joke, I suggest you go have another glass of jack (is that more code for gay sexy time for you?) and play some video games.
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Aug 3, 2011 12:18am
karen lotz;850368 wrote:you said "Karen is a bitch." is that not dumb shit brought into the conversation? If you can't take a joke, I suggest you go have another glass of jack (is that more code for gay sexy time for you?) and play some video games.

I am having another glass of jack. But really I just don't like you, I really think you are a piece of shit and you try way to hard. The gay shit is really fucking old...you remind me of one of those kids in high school who had no friends but tried so hard to be the cool guy. I really wish I still lived in Ohio because you have no idea how bad I want to beat the fuck out of you. Also how's Ugglas dick taste I see you always talking about him!
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Aug 3, 2011 7:35am
Cardinals are such bitches...molina looked like a fuckin girl
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Aug 3, 2011 11:18am
SportsAndLady;850507 wrote:Cardinals are such bitches...molina looked like a fuckin girl

Yah Molina did like a idiot but La
Russa called all the fans idiots and and just didn't make sense in his argument with the media guy.
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Aug 3, 2011 11:46am
^lol he made ZERO sense.

"La Russa, do you really think they'd hit Pujols on purpose in a 1 run game with runners on the corner with 1 out?"

"well they threw at him, so there must have been some intent..so we threw inside to Braun"

"So you did throw at Braun on purpose?"

"We did not"

"La Russa you had a relief guy in there that doesn't normally pitch in close situations, who pitches close to 100 MPH..."

"They hit Pujols so we came up and in on them..this is baseball"


What a fucking chode.
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Aug 3, 2011 11:57am
Tiger2003;850388 wrote:I am having another glass of jack. But really I just don't like you, I really think you are a piece of shit and you try way to hard. The gay shit is really fucking old...you remind me of one of those kids in high school who had no friends but tried so hard to be the cool guy. I really wish I still lived in Ohio because you have no idea how bad I want to beat the fuck out of you. Also how's Ugglas dick taste I see you always talking about him!


lol.
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Aug 3, 2011 12:43pm
SportsAndLady;850507 wrote:Cardinals are such bitches...molina looked like a ****in girl

Looked like he spit twice, bumped twice and pushed once. Ten games?
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Aug 3, 2011 12:46pm
Sonofanump;850749 wrote:Looked like he spit twice, bumped twice and pushed once. Ten games?

Nah..according to him, he "was just sweaty" HAHA
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Aug 3, 2011 12:56pm




Only thing I'll say in his defense is that the pitch he was rung up on was 5 inches off the plate. Other than that I agree with others comments.