enigmaax;677979 wrote:I bitchslapped a mime in high school. The speechless, soulless assclown (which describes all mimes) interrupts our class during a Spanish test. Summersaults his little faggy ass down the row to my desk when I complained about the distraction. Gives me that stupid mime sad face bullshit when I asked him politely to go away. Then mocks me to the class when I rudely warn that I'm gonna bitchslap him if he doesn't get the fuck out of my face. Finally, he invades my invisible box (which he should've seen, having that super fucking mime invisible sight and all) and gets whats coming to him.
Mimes are definitely more idiotic and I HATE them. But clowns are probably creepier.
...dude, you should have cut the mime some slack. He probably only wanted was your help to pull on that imaginary rope or save him from falling off that imaginary building.
Come to think of it, fuck'em, he needed bitch slapped just for wearing one of those French berets!.....well done!