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majorspark

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Feb 10, 2011 2:19 PM
Whats with these pervs in the grocery store?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/new-mexico/dna-links-grocery-clerk-semen-found-yogurt-sample-eaten-woman-010209003202011?page=1
According to a police report, the female victim, 28, was shopping with her daughter when approached by a “pushy” Garcia, who offered her the yogurt sample. After tasting it, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and, cops noted, “said it tasted like ‘semen.’”
Feb 10, 2011 2:19pm
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Belly35

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Feb 10, 2011 2:23 PM
Good news it wasn't sampling sauage
Feb 10, 2011 2:23pm
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wkfan

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Feb 10, 2011 2:41 PM
Guess it wasn't her first taste of semen......
Feb 10, 2011 2:41pm
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gut

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Feb 10, 2011 2:42 PM
And did she spit or swallow? C'mon, you guys are slow!
Feb 10, 2011 2:42pm
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gut

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Feb 10, 2011 2:44 PM
wkfan;673286 wrote:Guess it wasn't her first taste of semen......

LOL, mixed with yogurt it would appear she's either a connoisseur or has a very discerning palette.
Feb 10, 2011 2:44pm
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ytownfootball

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Feb 10, 2011 2:47 PM
He was test marketing a new flavor...untapped potential.
Feb 10, 2011 2:47pm
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SnotBubbles

Feb 10, 2011 3:51 PM
I think I want to marry this woman.
Feb 10, 2011 3:51pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Feb 10, 2011 3:59 PM
This is absured and disgusting. Should anyone have the victims email address I would like to get in contact with her for further testing.
Feb 10, 2011 3:59pm
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gut

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Feb 10, 2011 4:13 PM
"Pacific Islander? I could tell by the higher salt content....And, you had Thai for dinner last night"
Feb 10, 2011 4:13pm
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dwccrew

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Feb 10, 2011 11:50 PM
She didn't like the taste? She is not a keeper then.
Feb 10, 2011 11:50pm
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SnotBubbles

Feb 11, 2011 8:24 AM
THE4RINGZ;673406 wrote:This is absured and disgusting. Should anyone have the victims email address I would like to get in contact with her for further testing.

Further testing? As in, you want to taste his yogurt and find out for yourself? Homo.

Sick fuck.
Feb 11, 2011 8:24am
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THE4RINGZ

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Feb 11, 2011 8:34 AM
SnotBubbles;674056 wrote:Further testing? As in, you want to taste his yogurt and find out for yourself? Homo.

Sick fuck.
The victim = the woman who detected the man seed in the yogurt sample you ignorant ass. Maybe you should spend some more time with your friend who graduated from Northwestern High School, and he can teach you to read, you simple minded fuck.

BTW, how are the wife and kids?
Feb 11, 2011 8:34am
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Mr. 300

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Feb 11, 2011 8:40 AM
Rringz, you're one of a kind.
Feb 11, 2011 8:40am
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september63

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Feb 11, 2011 9:07 AM
Great. Now I'll never be able to eat yogurt or waffles again.
Feb 11, 2011 9:07am
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SnotBubbles

Feb 11, 2011 12:48 PM
THE4RINGZ;674064 wrote:The victim = the woman who detected the man seed in the yogurt sample you ignorant ass. Maybe you should spend some more time with your friend who graduated from Northwestern High School, and he can teach you to read, you simple minded fuck.

BTW, how are the wife and kids?

LOL. I failed there, didn't I? Oops.

The wife is good. Pretty sure 2 of the 3 kids are retarded. Such is life.
Feb 11, 2011 12:48pm