Broke down and got a new puppy

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ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Dec 3, 2009 8:37pm
Sage wrote: Shit bro, I got every intention in the world of being dead before I'm 30. Got no interest in anything beyond that.
Anyone who had intentions of being dead before 30 wouldn't waste time in college. Try again and think harder this time.
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Upper90
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Dec 3, 2009 8:37pm
LJ wrote: This thread reminds me of this

Is that sampling the imperial march...from Star Wars??

That's dope.
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JTizzle
Posts: 366
Dec 3, 2009 8:49pm
Sage wrote: Its a gay dog right down to the rainbow chewtoy. If I had a dog, itd be a fucking wolf and its chew toys would be the bones of pussy whipped fags like you.


funny pic for the thread
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GoChiefs
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Dec 3, 2009 8:50pm
LMAO..great pic.
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Sage
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Dec 3, 2009 8:53pm
Zwick, I done burried the hatchet with you, so I'm gunna let your dig slide.

I take it you went to college to learn. I came here to kick it and enjoy life. I bullshit my classes and get by with the minimum. Done It my entire academic career.

A life of monogomy and working some bullshit job making somebody else money just doesn't appeal to me. Neither does the whole family life thing. I hate kids and I hate having to answer to people so, yea. That's not going to slide.

Add in the fact bitches get fat or have a brood of children, your body starts to decay, more responsibilites and whack shit like that---and yea, I'm of the opinion that I've already peaked in my life. I have a nice cozy apartment, I eat food, and I do whatever I please---including gobling drugs. I have everything I need and that's all I've ever wanted in life. I've peaked, and I'm 22. If you think I'm hanging around to end up in some bullshit nursing home or having to shit in a bag...then I got something for ya!!!

Never been into cookie cutter shit, and that's exactly what the Man peddles to your ass. Fuck money and fuck things.

I'm broke as hell, average student, and I do drugs--but I'm perfectly at peace with who I am. Just trust me when I tell you that it's my destiny to be gone by 30. I don't know a lot but I do know that.
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Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Dec 3, 2009 9:02pm
I think I just read my first suicide note.
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Sage
Posts: 2,070
Dec 3, 2009 9:08pm
Shiiiiiit. Suicide? Don't get it twisted now, young'n. I aint committing suicide like no bitch.
Something'll happen though. Personally I'm hoping for the world to end in 2012. Ill be 25. Perfect age to go out in. Right in my prime. Always liked the idea of that.
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dm27
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Dec 3, 2009 9:08pm
is all this tension between ZFP and sage from earlier cause damn
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Sage
Posts: 2,070
Dec 3, 2009 9:09pm
If I ever committed suicide, it would be a list of ten of your dumbest fucking posts ever.

Wait, what am I saying? That's the note my sanity used.
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Trueblue23
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Dec 3, 2009 9:17pm
I enjoy these threads a lot, sans the dog of course.
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Trueblue23
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Dec 3, 2009 9:19pm
I know he'll probably end up banned forever, but I get a kick out of Sage pissing everyone off haha