Sage: Hey mom it took me 13 hours to write out 7 pages for class, I spent six of them popping pills.

This thread took a turn for the better real quick.

Hahahahaha.

Zwick I expected more from you, I really did.

Don't worry about me. Ill eventually overdose on heroin and die penniless in the gutters of east Columbus. I aint worried bout me.

I am worried about a guy who intenet claimed to be a bastion of Pimpness and it turned out he's a bitch made sucker of love.

Not only a dog...but a chocolate lab. The only dog a chocolate lab beats in the fag rankings is the illustrious pug.

You probably take your gf and Rocket (a euphamism for an erection) and have picnics and go frollicking in the fields.

Are you going to put him on your faggy Christmas cards that you and wifey are going to send out to your 3 friends like every other corny old couple does?

Can't believe this, Zwick. I'm heart broken. I feel like one of Tiger's kids right now. Completely betrayed. Thought you were down to ride. Now I'm questioning if you even wear the pants in your relationship. After all, she can talk you into buying a dog...I can only imagine the depths her grubby little claws are dug into that soft little heart of yours.

Itd be kinda cute if it wasn't so fucking pathetic.

Nothing wrong with "frolicking"!

*You're.

I hate to be that dude (and I know you didn't personally make that)....but.....

Also, Zwick, when you walk in on your girlfriend getting gang banged by your Mexican yardworkers... You will relive that pain and agony every time lil Rocky looks you in the eyes.

SMH SMH. Dudes these days. Can't even tell who's the man in most these relationships anymore.

Some advice Zwick...

The line has been officially crossed

Tiger, as much as I'm entertained by your hilariously asinine attempts to get my attention (in fact, I'm sure there's a stirring in your loins right now just by me saying your name)---but please, do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up. Grown folks are talking here--and judging by the fact you identify yourself thru your high school team (which, best case scenario you graduated from 9 years ago)--you don't have the intellectual capacity to carry on a worthwhile conversation here. So please, stop wasting innocent folks' bandwidth.

Happy now???

Sage wrote:
Don't worry about me. Ill eventually overdose on heroin and die penniless in the gutters of east Columbus. I aint worried bout me.

Well, the "Sage" SN might. A new name would be created the next day though.

Sage wrote:
I am worried about a guy who intenet claimed to be a bastion of Pimpness and it turned out he's a bitch made sucker of love.

Or he's just a 27 y/o engineer now who spends more time in research library's at work then in bars anymore. Decided college was fun but that life is slowing down now and better start worrying more about what he'll be doing for the next 30 years... his job.

Sage wrote:
Not only a dog...but a chocolate lab. The only dog a chocolate lab beats in the fag rankings is the illustrious pug.

Have mom schedule an eye appointment for you tomorrow. Its black. You should love the dog for that reason alone.

Sage wrote: You probably take your gf and Rocket (a euphamism for an erection) and have picnics and go frollicking in the fields.

You probably should talk about a new drug tomorrow ... that would be so cool.

Sage wrote: Can't believe this, Zwick. I'm heart broken. I feel like one of Tiger's kids right now. Completely betrayed. Thought you were down to ride. Now I'm questioning if you even wear the pants in your relationship. After all, she can talk you into buying a dog...I can only imagine the depths her grubby little claws are dug into that soft little heart of yours.

Itd be kinda cute if it wasn't so fucking pathetic.

Keep working on it.. that post was really cool but if you would just have added something about illegal narcotics, it woulda put it over the top cool.

cute dog zwick....and nice rainbow colored chew toy....

ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:
Have mom schedule an eye appointment for you tomorrow. Its black. You should love the dog for that reason alone.

Funniest thing on this thread yet.

I wish I had something to say but evidently my loins are stirring for some reason. I just wish I had the intelligence of someone who gets on here to let everyone know they popped some pills.

Sage wrote:
SMH SMH.

Just a minor detail in this otherwise awesome thread, but what does this mean? I missed something.

shake my head

Hahaha. I'm on my blackberry. Looked brown. Whatever. I don't give a shit.

And oh yea, I will bathe in your tears tonite. "I'm gettin old," wanna be part of the system," "I wanna be a pawn in a corporation cause that's what I've been force-fed that's what a successful person does."

Heard it all before, Zwicks. Boils down to the fact you're a sucker for love who must be astronomically pussy whipped. This is the type of shit girls pull all the fucking time just to see how much pull they have over you. You're getting taken to the shed and you don't even know it. SMH SMH.

Its a gay dog right down to the rainbow chewtoy. If I had a dog, itd be a fucking wolf and its chew toys would be the bones of pussy whipped fags like you.

So, yea, case settled. You're a domesticated little ho now.

(This is where you come back with a drug/mom joke).

If you want the last word now, you can have it. Ill be SMH and pouring out some liquor for you tonite.

wes_mantooth wrote: shake my head

not to nitpick, but its "shaking my head".

SMH -- the greatest internet acronym since LOL hit the scene in 93. So versatile and still very much underground. Just boss hoggin all the way around.

ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:

wes_mantooth wrote: shake my head

not to nitpick, but its "shaking my head".

YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

you have another enemy.

I do use SMH quite often, and in situations where it only sort of makes sense, just to get as much out of it as I can.

The only bright spot of all of this is I know someday you'll get tired of trying to be a lil badass on the internet.

Don't pour out any of the old mans top shelf liquor... I'd hate to see him make you pay for it with your allowance . (there.. I talked about ur dad instead of ur mom)

Shit bro, I got every intention in the world of being dead before I'm 30. Got no interest in anything beyond that.

This thread reminds me of this