i'd do all but kesha (god damn she looks like a man), snooki, sarah palin, madonna, and danielle staub

All of these women would give you the Hiv, except maybe Palin. Madonna used to be smoking even up to as late as 10 years ago. No way to Kloe Kardashian, she's seen more NBA balls than the folks from Rawlings.

Little Danny;661061 wrote:All of these women would give you the Hiv, except maybe Palin. Madonna used to be smoking even up to as late as 10 years ago. No way to Kloe Kardashian, she's seen more NBA balls than the folks from Rawlings.

This was my exact thought and post. It takes an unflattering group of women to make Sara Palin seem normal.

Little Danny;661061 wrote:All of these women would give you the Hiv, except maybe Palin. Madonna used to be smoking even up to as late as 10 years ago. No way to Kloe Kardashian, she's seen more NBA balls than the folks from Spalding.

Fixed for ya lol

Every one of these Hoes are Wingman projects.

ccrunner609;661263 wrote:I will tell you, if Lohan wasnt so messed up, she would be the best choice for sure

Agreed.

As for Kesha, the pic above is absolutely hideous but I'd hit this version:

She's about an idiot. New Years Rockin' Eve with damn-near-dead Dick Clark...asked what her resolution would be...

"Uhmmmm....not to be a douchebag?"

She's all class.

Oh, no doubt she's dumb as ass. I really wish she would go away.

justincredible;661453 wrote:Oh, no doubt she's dumb as ass. I really wish she would go away.

Pretty much how we all feel about you.




BURN.

wildcats20;661456 wrote:Pretty much how we all feel about you.




BURN.

BOOM!

wildcats20;661456 wrote:Pretty much how we all feel about you.




BURN.

If I go away I take this minor league site with me!

Snooki, Klohe, Danielle, and Madonna (because it isnt 1995), no thanks.

I would mess the shit out of the rest though.

Eh.

1.Lindsay Lohan
2.Heidi Montag
3.Sarah Palin
4.Miley Cyrus
5.Holly Madison

Snooki is just a pig
Madonna is nasty and would be like tossing a hot dog down a hallway

Why is Keisha even famous? She doesn't even sing! She's fucking ugly!!!! Someone please run her over and bury her in the backyard next to Fido.

I'd do terrible things to Miley Cyrus though I would wear ear plugs (so I don't have to hear her speak) and be very sure to wear protection.

bigkahuna;660838 wrote:See, Kendra's is ok because it's a nice hearty laugh. Holly's is too high pitched.

Seriously, Holly sounds like a Dolphin.

Give her the angry dolphin.

Danielle Staub - decent body (butter face)
Holly Madison - could not follow Hughs old dic anywhere
Madonna - NOT
Lindsay Lohan - before the big time drugs
Heidi Montag - way too annoying but if she was mute maybe
Ke$ha - looks too abused
Miley Cyrus - mute and needs a serious bag over the head. this girl has never been attractive from the neck up
Khloe Kardashian - fat and Kardashians are irritating
Snooki - NOT
Sarah Palin - if she couldn't talk

Well, if any of you guys do get to bone Lohan, make sure you hide all of your valuables.

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Kesha is so disgusting looking. Looks like a cross between a man and Courtney Love.

On the left, Kesha is gross.

Why do married men make these polls?

rydawg5;662601 wrote:Why do married men make these polls?

marriage must suck?

10. Ke$ha - I am not a music critic, but she is the first artist since Michael Bolton who makes me instantly want to stab my eardrums repeatedly with a fork. I don't think I could get past that.
T9. Kardashian and Snooki - Fat. Not happening. Not even on the beer scale. Maybe head, on the whole generalization that fat girls give good head 'cause they have to.
7. Lindsay Lohan - Should've put this on the "Turn Offs" thread - crack hoes. Nothing appealing about her. And there's the disease. Let's start the bidding at 17 beers.
6. Danielle Staub - No idea who this bitch is, can only go by pics. And that means 14 beers.
5. Madonna - Hitting the big 5-0 put her just out of my acceptable age difference. Up to the that point, I'd have loved the chance, even if we wouldn't have felt a thing. As is, a nice even 12 pack.
4. Sarah Palin - Nothin wrong with her, just kinda ordinary. I'm not worried about her talking, 'cause she'd be biting the pillow. But it'd still probably take 8 beers to feel like playing the game and actually trying to get her in the sack.
3. Holly Madison - Almost a winner by default because I don't know much about her. But she does kinda look like this girl I dated who ended up in prison so I'm going with a 6 pack here.
2. Miley Cyrus - Yeah, I'd just need about 3 beers to knock the edge off. I mean, she's 18 and you're never too old to appreciate the sanctity of doin a barely legal.
1. Heidi Montag - No beers and I'd probably pay. Not because she's anything special, but because it'd be completely worth it to tell that douchey boyfriend of hers that I nailed her.

ccrunner609;662616 wrote:Why do you look at all the new cars when you drive by a dealer?

Women and cars. Always fun to imagine yourself in them.