List your turn-offs for Women

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Pick6
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Jan 31, 2011 10:39pm
enigmaax;659962 wrote:Head was better, worse, no different? It probably has a lot to do with how good the chic is otherwise (it is possible to have that and not use it well), but in my experience, the chics with tongue rings did better at head and the chics with clit rings...well, maybe they were just a little more wild and that made it seem better.

i thought the same..but we were both drunk. but i guess i can see the correlation between girls with a bunch of piercings being wilder..especially if their clit is pierced. Not saying I wouldn;t have sex with a girl with a bunch of piercings or tattoos or smokes...but thats not the type of girl i'd date.
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enigmaax
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Jan 31, 2011 10:44pm
Pick6;660001 wrote:i thought the same..but we were both drunk. but i guess i can see the correlation between girls with a bunch of piercings being wilder..especially if their clit is pierced. Not saying I wouldn;t have sex with a girl with a bunch of piercings or tattoos or smokes...but thats not the type of girl i'd date.

I'm not a girl so I don't know, but the girls I've done with clit rings say that the ring adds another feeling for them that makes it better. That might be why they went a little crazier...or they may have just been wild sluts to begin with. I don't know...I don't look for it, but just had some nice times with it. But...I didn't marry any of those girls either.

I do encourage my wife to get tattoos...for some reason I find that sexy. But she'd never do piercings. And she smokes and doesn't have great teeth, but she's nine years younger and skinny...and that counts for a lot when you're an old fat balding dude. And not a total slut in her whole life but plays dress up whenever I want. You know, there's a trade off you gotta be willing to accept in life.
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I Wear Pants
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Jan 31, 2011 10:51pm
enigmaax;659901 wrote:Or you against your mom?

How did you even type "or"? It's not even close to "are" which is what I assume you meant.
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Bio-Hazzzzard
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Jan 31, 2011 10:52pm
Alot of things wrong here.


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enigmaax
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Jan 31, 2011 11:00pm
I Wear Pants;660031 wrote:How did you even type "or"? It's not even close to "are" which is what I assume you meant.

I asked like 93 questions. Introduced everyone after the first with "or". Nice lolpwnedfailfucktard try.
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enigmaax
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Jan 31, 2011 11:01pm
ccrunner609;660049 wrote:Awesome post......dude nothing like cutting down you and your wife to make the case.

I have no pride. Or....don't judge me. Rock n roll. We have nothing to fear.....kill whitey.
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Gardens35
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Jan 31, 2011 11:08pm
Dirty feet and/or Polamalu jersey.
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I Wear Pants
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Jan 31, 2011 11:13pm
enigmaax;660053 wrote:I asked like 93 questions. Introduced everyone after the first with "or". Nice lolpwnedfailfucktard try.
You asked one question.
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THE4RINGZ
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Jan 31, 2011 11:15pm
Back hair.
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O-Trap
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Jan 31, 2011 11:41pm
Manhattan Buckeye;659767 wrote:Nothing wrong with a trim, but there has to be something there. The fully shaved thing is effed up and too European for me. I like my women American - shaved underarms and some forest in the southern hemisphere - not hairy underarms and 8 year old genitalia.
If I want to spend time in a forest, I'll travel to my grandparents' cabin.

Plus, wife wearing her next-to-nothing stuff wouldn't look right if there was any hair peeking out.
THE4RINGZ;660074 wrote:Back hair.

That's allowed to annoy you.

My big turn-offs:

1. Smoking.
2. A woman who swears in regular conversation (If I'm giving her the business, then it's okay).
3. Hair that is colored some non-natural color
4. No regard for intelligence
5. Overt flirtation
6. Half-hearted faith/no faith (for me, a Christian faith needs to be an active, visible part of your daily life ... it's a personal thing)
7. Refusal to be trendy with clothing (I personally like when my lady wears trendy clothing)
8. No imagination or appetite in the bedroom (I like a freak)

Thankfully, I married someone who pretty much fits this bill most of the time (the swearing is the one exception sometimes). I'm one lucky guy. :D
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enigmaax
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Jan 31, 2011 11:45pm
enigmaax;659894 wrote:What do you have against 80s sluts?
enigmaax;659896 wrote:Or you against 70s bush?
enigmaax;659901 wrote:Or you against your mom?

Jesus Christ, man.
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I Wear Pants
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Feb 1, 2011 12:01am
3= 93 I get it.

You starting two sentences with "or" replacing "are" doesn't make it any less dumb.
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enigmaax
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Feb 1, 2011 12:06am
I Wear Pants;660129 wrote:3= 93 I get it.

You starting two sentences with "or" replacing "are" doesn't make it any less dumb.

Otay buttwheat. Then I guess 2 = 1 to you, I get it. I didn't replace "or" with "are", whatever you're trying to make out of a dumb mom joke that didn't mean anything. Sorry I hurt your feelings.
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I Wear Pants
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Feb 1, 2011 12:41am
You replaced "are" with "or". Or you ...whatever isn't right in any sense of the English language.

I was simply trying to make a grammar joke and you had to go get all serious on me.
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enigmaax
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Feb 1, 2011 12:54am
I Wear Pants;660170 wrote:You replaced "are" with "or". Or you ...whatever isn't right in any sense of the English language.

I was simply trying to make a grammar joke and you had to go get all serious on me.

So now grammars am a joke to you?
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O-Trap
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Feb 1, 2011 12:55am
enigmaax;660179 wrote:So now grammars am a joke to you?

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dwccrew
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Feb 1, 2011 1:55am
enigmaax;659918 wrote:Ever get head from a chic with a tongue ring? How about nail a chic with a clit ring?

I've done both. The stud in the tongue did absolutely nothing for me. I have had a few girls give me head that had studs in their tongues. I think it is for girls that know they're not very good at giving head and they think it will improve their "technique" or "skill". It doesn't IMO.

I've only nailed one girl (as far as I know, a lot of drunken nights in college where I couldn't even remember what happened or why this chick was naked in my bed the next day) with a clit ring and I didn't know she had one (I was hammered every time we would sleep together) until she told me. And I'm pretty sure they get the clit piercings for their own personal satisfaction. I don't think it does much for the guy.
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bwcomet89
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Feb 1, 2011 3:17am
Smokers
Girls that swear too much
Girls that have a sort of "catchphrase" and say it over and over again
Girls that act slutty, ok for general purposes not for a girlfriend
Those that scope out and flirt with other guys while they're dating you
Girls that "test" you, then drill you when you fail
Lying/Hypocracy
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believer
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Feb 1, 2011 5:39am
1. Smoking
2. Tramp stamps/tattoos in general and over-piercings
3. Bad teeth
4. Foul language
5. Phony hair color
6. Gossips and/or talk too much about nothing or take the scenic route. Get to the point!
7. Dressing outside your age group. I hate it when late 30 somethings dress like they're 20. Leave the tattered skinny jeans alone.
8. Gold diggers
9. Nonspiritual women - they need to have at least a confirmed belief in God
10. Narcissists
11. Liars
12. Overly flirtatious
13. Act sexual in public but are dead in bed
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Fab4Runner
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Feb 1, 2011 8:21am
My turn offs for men....


Jorts.
Skinny jeans.
Short sleeved dress shirts (add a tie and it's worse).
Long hair.
Arm hair.
Back hair.
Chest hair.
Too much hair in general.
Unibrows.
Douchebags.
Liars.
GTL'ers.
Guys that aren't into sports.
Pompous assholes.
Guys that have a crotch rocket.
Asians.
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Con_Alma
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Feb 1, 2011 8:22am
Fab4Runner;660311 wrote:...
Asians.
What the heck??!!!
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ytownfootball
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Feb 1, 2011 8:25am
I'm just turned off by the non-participation clause that kicks in after 12 months.
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Fab4Runner
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Feb 1, 2011 8:26am
Con_Alma;660314 wrote:What the heck??!!!


I do not find them attractive. At all. So that's a turn off.
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Con_Alma
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Feb 1, 2011 8:29am
Yeah, I got that. It just kinda caught me off guard and was funny for some reason.

Can you be not attracted to someone yet not be turned off by them?
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Fab4Runner
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Feb 1, 2011 8:35am
Con_Alma;660318 wrote:Yeah, I got that. It just kinda caught me off guard and was funny for some reason.

Can you be not attracted to someone yet not be turned off by them?

Yeah I suppose you can. But with Asians I am turned off, lol.