I've been handing out weekly awards since I began posting, and due to popular demand that I begin to open my books and keep track of the awards. For many its obvious who the dumbass posters are, but here the masses who may be new to the site, they can now use this resource. Mods, would you please Sticky this thread, thank you.
ITGOTW
Internet Tough Guy of the Week
1. TheDynasty -Due to recent events, Dynasty has over taken The4Ringz as OC's biggest internet tough guy, but do not despair ringz, as one of the more "senior" members (lololdlol) you can step your game up and reclaim your crown by the end of the year.
2. The4Ringz -Had his crown taken in the last week by the coward Dynasty, but has held this title for much of the season. As the race heats up this could be interesting.
3. Rock -A solid contributor/award winner, he tends to only hit singles with his FAILs, and thus is minor league. Perhaps he wins the panty in a bunch award, he has to improve his technique and perhaps attack a mod (4ringz on LJ, lol fail lol) or send creepy PMs to members claiming to break their legs to improve his standing.
4. Tiger2003 - A new entry to the list. Got all pissy about someone making a comment about him needing to grow up and responded with telling them to STFU. lolmaturefaillol.
THE ROCK _KNUTNE Cry Baby Bitch Post of the Week
TR_KCBBPOTW
Our newest award in still young, thus only one earner thus far, I have no doubt it will increase it's membership.
1. Rock
Now time for the major league, what I expect to be the most covenanted award on OC.
IPOTW
Idiot Post of the Week
This is a tight race, and many deserving candidates but so far this season, I see it as such:
1. Al Capwned/Art Model - This was perhaps the hardest choice, but considering he can't even log into his old account and has ALREADY been banned to the basement (lol lol lol) I felt he was deserving. If I had to chose a #1 draft pick for Idiot Poster, it would be him.
2. Non - Might be a bit of a surprise for some, but not any of the Clevelanders on these forums. That's right, this moron claimed that we didn't understand football because the Browns weren't consistently in the playoffs. LOLFAIL. I guess he forgot our entire long history, not to mention Ohio State. Top 3 HOF IPOTW that fail was. He also claimed that Steelers fans were better fans because their team is better, lmao where does this delusional asshole come up with that garbage?
3. TheDynasty - All you have to read are his posts in the NBA threads, or his constant Cleveland Cavs trolling to understand what a buffoon this clown is. I dont want to spend any more time of this loser, but he's always in contention on a weekly basis for IPOTW.
4. Jordo - Just read one of his MLB posts, and try not to get pissed. Its very difficult, I heard Ben Stein couldn't even do it. SMH/Facepalm every time he tries to relate everything to the NBA too, its hilarious how clueless he is.
5. Rock - Biggest crybaby on the boards, and thus has managed to accumulate quite the collection of IPOTW. Somebody call the wambulance for him, I'm sure him being in 5th will make him bitch and moan.
6. Gibby/Mike Clark/Blanket/Red Saul/(any other fail names) - Wow, just wow. Not even sure where to start with him, he's already a HOF OC idiot, that much is known. SMH at him, he honestly might be the biggest dumbass on here.
7. Automagik - Talk about a guy thats soo full of himself he gets in trouble for calling out his own name during sex. I mean this guy probably eats his own shit for dinner. This guy roots for all of shitsburgh teams and OSU? GTFO. Idiot for sure.
8. Ender Wigger - I think that his user name, honestly the guy is so minor league and thus never fully remember his username, but he makes the list for a HOF post about hating cops fails to the like, he's a POS, and a long shot to win the title.
9. LJ - Out first mod added to the list and for good reason. Just read his latest slap fights with about 80% of the board, and you'll soon realize while he made the list. However you might ask why he's so low on the list. Good question.
10. SQ Crazies - Mental Breakdown after getting pwned so hard by the board. I believe we all remember his statement that Mo and Varejao would be HoFers (LMAO) said he'd never come back, only to come back and fail harder than ever. Now instead of being an idiot Cavs homer, hes a cavs hater and Heat fan, SMH. I cant wait for his proclamation that Haslem and Miller will be HoFers. What a POS.
There are the tight races, as the season prolongs, I will provide updates. Contestants, stay on top of your game, idiocy, and for others out there for feel they deserve to be on the list, feel free to cry in here.
*Edit Ranking Update - Due to Auto's recent crybaby fails, he has earned a one spot increase on the leaderboard. Congrats!
*1-20-11 ITGOTW update, added a new e-hardass to the list.
*1-25-11 IPOTW update to reflect the newest site "news hoax"
*1-31-11 IPOTW update to reflect Jordo's "herculean effort" to shoot up the leaderboard. He claimed that Miami has too much going on in town for "fans" to attend Heat games (lolfaillol see LA...smh at the idiocy of that fail). Then has the audacity to claim that Cleveland fans "need to be taken down a notch". What a fucking dipsht. He's serious basement material is has now fully over taken dynasty as the biggest Cavs troll on the boards. Great company you keep Jordo, you pos. Keep it up, wont be long before you join Capwned.
*2-10-11 IPOTW updated to reflect SQ's fail. Surprised he wasn't already on the list for his mental breakdown on the board. lolfail.
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