Heretic;613314 wrote:Man, I just recently got back from my mom's for Christmas and am now going to be heading to visit some friends for a second, more alcohol-related holiday thing.

If I'd only known that the true way to be in the holiday spirit was to squat in front of a keyboard and painstakingly type a number of "fag"-related insults that get progressively more illiterately written (like the end of Flowers for Algernon where the dude's becoming retarded again)...would have saved me a lot of driving time (and when my mom would call and be like, "where the hell are you", I could just be like, "none of yo bidness, faggizzle!!!").

Maybe next year...