1) coming off mediocre 7-5 seasons (Florida, Miami), or disastrous 5-7 no-bowl-appearance season (Texas)
2) coaching regime-change (Florida, Miami), or loss of D-coordinator (Texas)
3) the ever-stagnant, dismal, lack of excellence that accompanies all athletic programs not named The Ohio State
However, don't despair- the future needn't be so terrifying. For the miniscule exchange of one year away from D-1 football, you guys can right the ship and transfer to OSU. Again, Happy Holidays to all three of you.