Heretic;595434 wrote:This. I've devoted my life to achieving an extreme deal of competence at drunk driving. There actually has been made a legal exception to the rule for me, where it's illegal for me to drive sober, so I have to be drunk to get behind the wheel.
I am the king of the "one eye drive".
The concept is simple.....When sufficiently inebriated, you tend to get quadruple and quintuple vision. the secret is to get to triple vision.
This is accomplished by either putting a hand over one eye, or for the more experienced, simply shut one eye in an exaggerated blinking fashion. This usually gets you to triple vision and you aim for the one you perceive to be the middle.