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sleeper

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Nov 17, 2010 5:53 PM
mean to a woman?

Go!
Nov 17, 2010 5:53pm
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areyoukiddingme

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88 posts
Nov 17, 2010 5:56 PM
Ignore her.
Nov 17, 2010 5:56pm
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sleeper

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27,879 posts
Nov 17, 2010 6:00 PM
Yeah but then I'll never get into her pants.

I was told by this female that I am "a really nice guy" and that she wants to be just friends. Clearly I agree with her. :rolleyes:
Nov 17, 2010 6:00pm
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Red Rum

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1,006 posts
Nov 17, 2010 6:01 PM
Put a block on Lifetime & Lifetime Movie Network
Nov 17, 2010 6:01pm
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

17,977 posts
Nov 17, 2010 6:04 PM
either this...


or this...
Nov 17, 2010 6:04pm
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Steel Valley Football

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4,548 posts
Nov 17, 2010 6:04 PM
Bang her sister/best friend/mom or all three. Show her who's a bad boy.
Nov 17, 2010 6:04pm
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vball10set

paying it forward

24,795 posts
Nov 17, 2010 6:05 PM
sleeper;563141 wrote:Yeah but then I'll never get into her pants.
I was told by this female that I am "a really nice guy" and that she wants to be just friends. Clearly I agree with her. :rolleyes:

sorry, sleeper--better get used to it :D
Nov 17, 2010 6:05pm
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sleeper

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27,879 posts
Nov 17, 2010 6:07 PM
I was going to try and bang her best friend, but despite them being "close" and what not, she's not attractive(like a 5-6 out of 10). As most of you know, I only bang at minimum 9 +
Nov 17, 2010 6:07pm
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Thread Bomber

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1,851 posts
Nov 17, 2010 9:55 PM
Nov 17, 2010 9:55pm
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darbypitcher22

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Nov 17, 2010 10:19 PM
as I've said before, it makes no sense to me why you have to be a complete asshole to bring home good looking women, but whatever.
Nov 17, 2010 10:19pm
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CenterBHSFan

333 - I'm only half evil

6,115 posts
Nov 17, 2010 10:55 PM
darbypitcher22;563542 wrote:as I've said before, it makes no sense to me why you have to be a complete asshole to bring home good looking women, but whatever.
That's not true. Any woman who knows what she's about and is worth her salt will stay away from jackasses.
This usually doesn't start happening until she's 25 or so.
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Sleeper, just be yourself, you should have no probs getting rid of her after the deed is done. :)
Nov 17, 2010 10:55pm
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rmolin73

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Nov 18, 2010 12:47 AM
darbypitcher22;563542 wrote:as I've said before, it makes no sense to me why you have to be a complete asshole to bring home good looking women, but whatever.

The problem is for some stupid reason women flock to the jerks and assholes they love bad boys. Ignore a hot chick and she will chase you trust me.
Nov 18, 2010 12:47am
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sleeper

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Nov 18, 2010 1:24 AM
CenterBHSFan;563596 wrote:That's not true. Any woman who knows what she's about and is worth her salt will stay away from jackasses.
This usually doesn't start happening until she's 25 or so.
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Sleeper, just be yourself, you should have no probs getting rid of her after the deed is done. :)
By being myself I get more vagina than most gynecologists do, but this one chick is like trying to bang the virgin mary before she had JESUS.

Ugh, women, can't live with...etc.
Nov 18, 2010 1:24am
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sleeper

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Nov 18, 2010 1:25 AM
darbypitcher22;563542 wrote:as I've said before, it makes no sense to me why you have to be a complete asshole to bring home good looking women, but whatever.

Try not being a coach, you'd get more girls.
Nov 18, 2010 1:25am
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hoops23

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15,696 posts
Nov 18, 2010 1:28 AM
Tell her you're playing a game by tying her hands to the bed rail...

??????


PROFIT.
Nov 18, 2010 1:28am
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Nov 18, 2010 3:57 AM
Smack a bitch.
Nov 18, 2010 3:57am
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rmolin73

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4,278 posts
Nov 18, 2010 4:30 AM
Teach them young.
Nov 18, 2010 4:30am
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darbypitcher22

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Nov 18, 2010 7:25 AM
sleeper;563800 wrote:Try not being a coach, you'd get more girls.

gotcha.

didn't know making what I believe to be a great career choice where I get to deal with tons of people would actually work against me and inhibit my ability to construct personal relationships.

But now that you've defined that for me, I think I've got it all figured out.
Nov 18, 2010 7:25am
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THE4RINGZ

R.I.P Thread Bomber

16,816 posts
Nov 18, 2010 7:32 AM
Blindfold
Duct tape
Rope
Dark basement

She'll start coming around when she gets hungry.
Nov 18, 2010 7:32am
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riders1

Yankees,Riders,Bengals

2,275 posts
Nov 18, 2010 7:43 AM
Leave the lid and seat up on the toilet.
Nov 18, 2010 7:43am
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#1DBag

Nothing to see here.

786 posts
Nov 18, 2010 8:09 AM
Bang a chick hotter than her, and makes sure she knows about.
Nov 18, 2010 8:09am
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MontyBrunswick

Nov 18, 2010 9:08 AM
Just be yourself. You're a douchebag on here, so if you're anything like that IRL just act yourself she'll go away in no time.
Nov 18, 2010 9:08am
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Tiernan

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13,021 posts
Nov 18, 2010 9:13 AM
Rip on her hair, clothes, jewelry...etc. They absolutely go apeshit over that crap.
Nov 18, 2010 9:13am
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bwcomet89

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633 posts
Nov 21, 2010 3:25 AM
Don't laugh at her lame jokes
Ignore her when she's talking to you
Talk to other girls in front of her, it always helps it they're hotter
If all else fails, put her on the back burner and come back to her once you've done the "tour" of her friends
Nov 21, 2010 3:25am