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UA5straightin2008

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Oct 21, 2010 1:19 PM
anyone else like to start off a friday or saturday night with a four loko?

Oct 21, 2010 1:19pm
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Oct 21, 2010 1:36 PM
That stuff tastes terrible.
Oct 21, 2010 1:36pm
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UA5straightin2008

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Oct 21, 2010 1:44 PM
tastes like shit, but gets ya drunk
Oct 21, 2010 1:44pm
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Oct 21, 2010 1:46 PM
True.
Oct 21, 2010 1:46pm
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patriots34

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Oct 21, 2010 2:17 PM
I prefer the orange and the cranberry lemonade. Watermelon and Blue Raspberry are by far the worst.
Oct 21, 2010 2:17pm
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Murdski99

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Oct 21, 2010 2:20 PM
Four loko's are nasty.
Oct 21, 2010 2:20pm
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tcarrier32

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Oct 21, 2010 2:27 PM
four loko's are for little girls. get that shit out of here.

you can get better tasting liquid with higher alcohol content easily.
Oct 21, 2010 2:27pm
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friendfromlowry

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Oct 21, 2010 2:43 PM
Earlier this year I was working in the ER and there was a paper on the bulletin board talking about these things. Doctor basically said they're the worst thing possible for you.
Like it's been said, they taste like garbage but they pack a punch and only costs a couple bucks....but I wouldn't ever drink more than one...
Oct 21, 2010 2:43pm
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Oct 21, 2010 2:54 PM
I roll with the Loko every blue moon.
Oct 21, 2010 2:54pm
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I drain 3's

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Oct 21, 2010 3:07 PM
Never had one. Have had a Mike Harder Lemonade before. Those are pretty good.
Oct 21, 2010 3:07pm
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Oct 21, 2010 3:15 PM
Only chicks drink those.

And they taste like shit.
Oct 21, 2010 3:15pm
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Oct 21, 2010 3:17 PM
someone told me they drank like 4 last weekend. Said that's the equivalent of like 20 beers or something, the alcohol content is apparently through the roof
Oct 21, 2010 3:17pm
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Oct 21, 2010 3:28 PM
They're 12% abv, or about double that of a decent beer.

And no, I wouldn't drink those. Give me a strong beer (Commodore Perry anyone?) any day of the week.
Oct 21, 2010 3:28pm
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Oct 21, 2010 3:45 PM
I remember last summer my friend wanted me to try one of these... I did and it was the worse thing ever. I'd rather drink a Steel Reserve than that shit. Also I agree Four Loko's are for chicks they are the only people I know who drink them.
Oct 21, 2010 3:45pm
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Oct 21, 2010 4:20 PM
Fun fact: Four Loko was created by three Ohio State grads.
Oct 21, 2010 4:20pm
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that_guy

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Oct 21, 2010 4:40 PM
I've had Four Loko once in my life- I will not repeat that experience.

It was in New Orleans, the Saturday before last years Mardi Gras, two friends and me were watching a parade on Canal street, and had spent most of the day drinking beer. We weren't hammered, but had a good buzz going, then we got to talking to a couple girls, who recommended that we try Four Loko. So we went across the street to a convenience store and each bought two of them. Things were going pretty well after the first one, but midway through the second one things went apeshit crazy. The next thing I remember, is being in a police station trying to bail one of my friends out of jail. To summarize our night:

Me- Badly sprained my ankle (no idea how), went back to the same police station three times to get instructions on how to bail my friend out (was told if I came back again, I'd be going to jail), left the drunkest voicemail I've ever heard on my girlfriends phone this has now been played over and over to everyone she knows...

Friend #1- Passed out in the hotel room with a 6-pack of Abita rested on his belly missing his shirt and Iphone, vaguely recalls trading his Iphone to a random stranger for the beer, no idea what happened to his shirt.

Friend #2- Apparantly peed in the street across from the police station, got arrested and spent the night in a New Orleans jail with about 30 other drunks, had to appear in court the next day....

After that experience we've all written off Four Loko...
Oct 21, 2010 4:40pm
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Oct 21, 2010 4:50 PM
Drank it a few times to change the pace. It's ok and gets you going but nothing I'd drink a ton of.
Oct 21, 2010 4:50pm
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Oct 21, 2010 4:57 PM
Ahh the Four Loko..I've drank these beauties once, grape flavor. When I first got it, I couldnt taste the alchohol..so I basically chugged it. I remember I started drinking a friends who was still about 3/4 full than after that is pretty much blank, besides the puking. Apparently I was saying all kinds of stupid shit like I was gonna hook up with this grenade who lives right down the hall from me, smoking hukah(which that was my first and only time), and smoked cigarettes and black & milds(I dont smoke). When I got back to the dorm, somehow I locked the keys in my room..and my roommate wouldnt answer the door so I ended up sleeping with the grenade..but I didnt do anything with her that I know of. Then in the morning I wake up..I have purple shit all over my hoody and jeans,(this is my purple puke btw). I missed my first 2 classes the next day, was hungover, and puked literally probably 8 times the next day. I couldnt hold anything down. I had a test in the afternoon that I failed because I couldnt get out of bed to study.

I tried pregaming for a football game with that shit one other time..and I couldn't even swallow it that shit is so nasty to me now. To this day, Four Loko is the only drink that has ever made me hungover
Oct 21, 2010 4:57pm
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Oct 21, 2010 5:52 PM
I'll have everyone every now and then when money is low. They are only $2.
Oct 21, 2010 5:52pm
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Scarlet_Buckeye

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Oct 21, 2010 8:38 PM
UA5straightin2008;527395 wrote:anyone else like to start off a friday or saturday night with a four loko?


Just discovered these bad boys last weekend. My roommate and I are loading up on some this week for our party. Plan is to have everyone drink 4. Gonna be amazing.
Oct 21, 2010 8:38pm
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osudarby08

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Oct 21, 2010 8:45 PM
If you are looking for a SUPER CHEAP way to get drunk, this is the way to go. Drinking them in a glass with ice helps make them taste less bad. And the large amount of caffeine (btw caffeine+alcohol= not a good idea) seems to keep me up pretty late.
Oct 21, 2010 8:45pm
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Oct 21, 2010 9:12 PM
I've had them a few time. Pretty gross. I can't drink shit that's gross even if it's gonna get me tore up. But they are very popular with the Navy crowd these days.
Oct 21, 2010 9:12pm
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stroups

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Oct 21, 2010 9:38 PM
Picked some up once for the car ride from a bar to somebodys house party....... Ended up getting pretty drunk that night but nothing blackout wise. Might have to try these bad boys again from some of the story's posted above
Oct 21, 2010 9:38pm