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mucalum49

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Oct 21, 2010 11:01 PM
Never had them but hopefully they aren't as bad as the video some Cleveland rappers did about them

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Oct 21, 2010 11:01pm
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Oct 22, 2010 12:02 AM
Oct 22, 2010 12:02am
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UA5straightin2008

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Oct 22, 2010 1:06 AM
not everyone can handle a four loko

and i wouldnt suggest trying more than 2...
Oct 22, 2010 1:06am
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Oct 22, 2010 3:06 AM
"Blackout in a can"

Only done them a few times and I would never do more than 2 haha.
Oct 22, 2010 3:06am
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slide22

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Oct 22, 2010 3:24 AM
Did it on a Thursday night earlier in the quarter...bad idea.

Was at a friends party and we had never had them so we had a guy pick us up some. I finished 2, (They are much better on ice btw,) and a couple Natty's after, then it really hit me. At that point I knew I fucked up...

Wasn't too terrible of a night, remember getting a call from a girl, saying hello, and that's it. Apparently we had a 25 minute conversation about fishing...?
Oct 22, 2010 3:24am
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power i

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Oct 22, 2010 7:22 AM
We had been at a Labor Day cookout and I'd been drinking beer since about 1:00pm. About 7:00pm my daughter shows up and gives me one. Took me about an hour to get it down, but by then I was toast. I think I'm done with the four locos.
Oct 22, 2010 7:22am
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Fab4Runner

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Oct 22, 2010 9:00 AM
Hmmm...no thanks.
Oct 22, 2010 9:00am
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Oct 22, 2010 9:10 AM
Anybody drank Hypnotiq? That stuff is crazy I felt like I was tripping.
Oct 22, 2010 9:10am
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Oct 22, 2010 9:28 AM
gerb131;528440 wrote:Anybody drank Hypnotiq? That stuff is crazy I felt like I was tripping.

I used to drink it on a fairly regular basis. It's tasty but it doesn't make me feel weird.

I was at a wedding in Maryland once and my boyfriend and I got it on the rocks and the bartender put a glow stick in it. The bride and groom were in their 30s and all of their friends were older as well....they were obsessed with it. An hour later everyone was walking around with their glowing drinks.
Oct 22, 2010 9:28am
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Fred Flintstone

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Nov 9, 2010 11:43 AM
Tried 4 Loko for the first time this past weekend in New Orleans, must say it was a nice way to start the night.
Nov 9, 2010 11:43am
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Nov 9, 2010 12:22 PM
I like my heart.
Nov 9, 2010 12:22pm
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j_crazy

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Nov 9, 2010 12:29 PM
i'm loco for that loko.


had 3 this weekend. excellent pregame tool.
Nov 9, 2010 12:29pm
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Scarlet_Buckeye

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Nov 9, 2010 12:33 PM
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOURRR LOKOS!
Nov 9, 2010 12:33pm
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Nov 9, 2010 1:16 PM
that_guy;527694 wrote:I've had Four Loko once in my life- I will not repeat that experience.

It was in New Orleans, the Saturday before last years Mardi Gras, two friends and me were watching a parade on Canal street, and had spent most of the day drinking beer. We weren't hammered, but had a good buzz going, then we got to talking to a couple girls, who recommended that we try Four Loko. So we went across the street to a convenience store and each bought two of them. Things were going pretty well after the first one, but midway through the second one things went apeshit crazy. The next thing I remember, is being in a police station trying to bail one of my friends out of jail. To summarize our night:

Me- Badly sprained my ankle (no idea how), went back to the same police station three times to get instructions on how to bail my friend out (was told if I came back again, I'd be going to jail), left the drunkest voicemail I've ever heard on my girlfriends phone this has now been played over and over to everyone she knows...

Friend #1- Passed out in the hotel room with a 6-pack of Abita rested on his belly missing his shirt and Iphone, vaguely recalls trading his Iphone to a random stranger for the beer, no idea what happened to his shirt.

Friend #2- Apparantly peed in the street across from the police station, got arrested and spent the night in a New Orleans jail with about 30 other drunks, had to appear in court the next day....

After that experience we've all written off Four Loko...
the shit sounds awesome from that story. Never heard of it. Where can I get some???
Nov 9, 2010 1:16pm
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Nov 9, 2010 2:43 PM
Had my first one on Saturday night. Tastes like I would imagine donkey piss to taste like.

So I cleansed my pallet with a delicious Three Philosophers.
Nov 9, 2010 2:43pm
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Nov 9, 2010 3:54 PM
It's the best drink for getting absolutely hammered without paying a bunch of money.

And only chicks drink it? Try chicks and men who are secure with their sexuality.
Nov 9, 2010 3:54pm
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BROWNS <3

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Nov 9, 2010 4:17 PM
Vom. Four Lokos are disgusting. I enjoy starting my night out with a lovely Great Lakes Christmas Ale. Nums! :)
Nov 9, 2010 4:17pm
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Nov 9, 2010 5:24 PM
BROWNS <3;551746 wrote:Vom. Four Lokos are disgusting. I enjoy starting my night out with a lovely Great Lakes Christmas Ale. Nums! :)

Agree to a point, but people don't buy them for the taste. One Great Lakes won't do anything near what one Four Loko will.
Nov 9, 2010 5:24pm
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Nov 9, 2010 6:10 PM
No, and the point of the Four Loko is not only the alcohol content, but the caffeine. It has a TON of caffeine.

Pretty much take a drunk and put him on speed. That's the goal.
Nov 9, 2010 6:10pm
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Nov 9, 2010 6:14 PM
gerb131;528440 wrote:Anybody drank Hypnotiq? That stuff is crazy I felt like I was tripping.

Are you sure you're not thinking of Absinthe?? Hpnotiq isn't very potent, it's only 35 proof...lol!
Nov 9, 2010 6:14pm
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Nov 9, 2010 6:35 PM
Yeah thats what I was thinking....hypnotiq is weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak sauce.
Nov 9, 2010 6:35pm
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Nov 9, 2010 6:49 PM
No, I'm white.
Nov 9, 2010 6:49pm
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Mohican00

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Nov 9, 2010 6:51 PM
Four Lokos does a funny thing to me. Remember that part in "Fear and Loathing" where Raoul Duke's all fucked up on ether:
Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it.


Somewhat the same thing. I can think clearly and when I want to speak I know exactly what I want to say. Then I attempt to speak and nothing but a stream of consonants dribble out my mouth. I zigzag when I walk and piss on my shoes. Crazy shit
Nov 9, 2010 6:51pm
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Nov 9, 2010 6:56 PM
namod65;551812 wrote:Agree to a point, but people don't buy them for the taste. One Great Lakes won't do anything near what one Four Loko will.

Best GLB can do is Blackout Stout which is 9% ABV
Nov 9, 2010 6:56pm
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Nov 9, 2010 9:58 PM
Mohican00;551912 wrote:Best GLB can do is Blackout Stout which is 9% ABV

Ever try the Barrel Aged Blackout Stout? Delicious.
Nov 9, 2010 9:58pm