This has the potential to be the 1th best thread ever.

My little brother has been training with a bunch of pros in SoCal for the past 2 years and I used to be able to beat him up so the transitive property would tell me that I could hang with the pros.

Honestly, grilled cheese sandwiches are better than MMA

Come to the CI so I can watch you fight someone.

I don't hang out at the CI too often...I'll will go to Tony's and Casa and Cats eye....if i wanna find some trooble, i go to the pub or junction...Sounds like a lot of chatters are aflating they're stats...if you chatters are 6'4 and 250lbs(ponds) you're are probabaly all fat...I'm am doing p90x, it's is a really cool program if any one wants to look it up....I'd jsut wish they he;ld try outs around here or something...I know i can throw accurate punches and have lots of striking power... And as far aS THE LESNor comment, i know he'd would probabaly throotle me but with some fights under a belt, i bet i could hang around for a round, of course id would have to put on some weight, if anything thought, im head towards the light heavyweight class because of the p90x training, lol...so maybe a fight with gsp would be in the mix..lol, just kidding...butiknowe i could hang with the bottom tare guys at 205. You're thoughts?

Diamond Dallas Biffle;533186 wrote:I don't hang out at the CI too often...I'll will go to Tony's and Casa and Cats eye....if i wanna find some trooble, i go to the pub or junction...Sounds like a lot of chatters are aflating they're stats...if you chatters are 6'4 and 250lbs(ponds) you're are probabaly all fat...I'm am doing p90x, it's is a really cool program if any one wants to look it up....I'd jsut wish they he;ld try outs around here or something...I know i can throw accurate punches and have lots of striking power... And as far aS THE LESNor comment, i know he'd would probabaly throotle me but with some fights under a belt, i bet i could hang around for a round, of course id would have to put on some weight, if anything thought, im head towards the light heavyweight class because of the p90x training, lol...so maybe a fight with gsp would be in the mix..lol, just kidding...butiknowe i could hang with the bottom tare guys at 205. You're thoughts?

Id could take you. Your wouldnt last 3 (thre) rounds. I am also doing p90X also so Iv definiateley has what it takes to fight.

well im doing p900x so i culd whup all yall

very doubtful... you probably sit on you're couch, eating potato chips and watch p90x commercials while i'm am burning that goop and getting bigger faster stronger and taking you're girlfriend out to dinner jack

I dont have a couch...in my living room is a stairmaster and two treadmills one that goes forward and one that goes backwards i do 10 miles a day on each

and i never take a girl out to dinner....they make me sammmiches after my workout

Whoever this is is doing a pretty good job at their act.

Haha, "tryouts"? They don't have tryouts for the UFC or other big MMA organizations. If you think you're good enough then get a fight in some local promotions. If you win a bunch of those then the UFC or Strikeforce might look your way. But I have a feeling you'd be hospitalized for too long or you ego couldn't take the loss that would inevitably happen.

Gblock;533230 wrote:I dont have a couch...in my living room is a stairmaster and two treadmills one that goes forward and one that goes backwards i do 10 miles a day on each

and i never take a girl out to dinner....they make me sammmiches after my workout

I guess it would be tough to take a girl out when DDB has them all crawling at his feet...begging, "please DDB, put a ring on my finger, make me Mrs. B, let me feed you exotic fruits and fan u with the rarest bird feathers..."

I Wear Pants;533253 wrote:Haha, "tryouts"? They don't have tryouts for the UFC or other big MMA organizations. If you think you're good enough then get a fight in some local promotions. If you win a bunch of those then the UFC or Strikeforce might look your way. But I have a feeling you'd be hospitalized for too long or you ego couldn't take the loss that would inevitably happen.

LOL you obviously dont have VERRRRRY accurate and powerfull punches. If you dont kno what ur talkeen about the just sta out off it.

Rotinaj;533265 wrote:LOL you obviously dont have VERRRRRY accurate and powerfull punches. If you dont kno what ur talkeen about the just sta out off it.

Soccer Mom getting in on the action, hey soccer mom, what are you're stats
Soccer Mom
5'9
299lbs of goop
Cant reach to wash my crack
Chumpland, Ohio

Diamond Dallas Biffle;533270 wrote:Soccer Mom getting in on the action, hey soccer mom, what are you're stats
Soccer Mom
5'9
299lbs of goop
Cant reach to wash my crack
Chumpland, Ohio

This post isas accurint as you're punches.

Tryouts? How dumb are you?

UFC offered my cousin $25,000 to do it once for them, he turned it down because he's not looking to ruin his cognitive ability. You though, have literally nothing to lose.

Diamond Dallas Biffle;533186 wrote:And as far aS THE LESNor comment, i know he'd would probabaly throotle me but with some fights under a belt, i bet i could hang around for a round, of course id would have to put on some weight.

How dumb are you? Seriously.

i hit the punching bag at brewskeys last weekend and scored 937

Ahh.. I am glad i opened this thread. got more than enough laughs for the day

Gblock;533434 wrote:i hit the punching bag at brewskeys last weekend and scored 937

Yeah! Well, I hit one too, and that number's still going up three days later. I called down to the bar and the guy there said that it must be up to eleventy bajillion!!! I put a lot of hart and talint into that one!!

I justs went pro on wii boxing. I is so good I would beet down Floid May Weather and Oscar Delahoya at the samee time.

the accuraccy of mi ponches is inncredable

This thred is fullz of win.

I beat Mike Tyson's Punchout on SNES once so I think I have a chance to make it to the Octagon. Probably win with a first round knockout.

Firad;533980 wrote:I beat Mike Tyson's Punchout on SNES once so I think I have a chance to make it to the Octagon. Probably win with a first round knockout.

May be so butt you're tieping isnt very talanted.