Who hear has what it takes to be a ultimate fighter(MMA)

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Heretic
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Oct 21, 2010 5:16pm
justincredible;527731 wrote:If you take a lot of stararoids you can punch more harder and be a good ultimate fighter. May be even the best ultimamate fighter.

Being a good ultimate fighter isn't good enough for real winners. Being the best ultimamate fighter...now that's talking!!!
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Oct 21, 2010 5:17pm
I get the feeling some on here would need to stuff a sock in those shorts as not to see the vagine.
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chicago510
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Oct 21, 2010 5:26pm
LOL...you went to college?
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Oct 21, 2010 7:18pm
chicago510;527790 wrote:LOL...you went to college?

I'm thinking OU? If so....wow
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Oct 21, 2010 7:58pm
There was a thread just like this on the old site a few years ago.
Some guy with a good sucker punch thinking he can make it in the octagon...................................probably the same dude that started this thread and he still hasn't stepped in the octagon
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Oct 22, 2010 1:34am
This is quite amazazing of a thread.
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Oct 25, 2010 11:41am
baseballstud24;527476 wrote:With a 59/50, you should probably be in The Crystal.

hah, he probably has highlights in his hair too
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Oct 25, 2010 11:42am
udging by the way Lesnor got whiped this weekend end...i wouldnt be all that adfraid to step in with him...im sure he'd crush me, hes got as least 25lbs(pounds) on me...but id still take the honor of having to get to fight with him...
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Oct 25, 2010 11:43am
*Judgeing
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Oct 25, 2010 11:52am
Diamond Dallas Biffle;531970 wrote:*Judgeing

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/judging
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Oct 25, 2010 11:57am
Diamond Dallas Biffle;531970 wrote:*Judgeing

*Gudgeing
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Oct 25, 2010 11:57am
looks like we have some one with a fancy pfd or whatever degree you wanna call it...
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Oct 25, 2010 12:01pm
Diamond Dallas Biffle;531993 wrote:looks like we have some one with a fancy pfd or whatever degree you wanna call it...

I think you mean PhB.
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Oct 25, 2010 12:24pm
Awesomeness.
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Oct 25, 2010 12:47pm
I'm literally sitting here laughing out loud while my wife looks at me like i'm a retard(Diamond Dallas Biffle)
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Oct 25, 2010 12:50pm
I'll bet if Lesnor walked into an Athen's bar wearing a flat billed cap, and Affliction tee shirt, and had frosted hair you would sucker punch him?
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Con_Alma
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Oct 25, 2010 12:55pm
Diamond Dallas Biffle;531993 wrote:looks like we have some one with a fancy pfd or whatever degree you wanna call it...

Tell your parents to get their money back. They are getting ripped off.
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Oct 25, 2010 12:56pm
Diamond Dallas Biffle;531993 wrote:looks like we have some one with a fancy pfd or whatever degree you wanna call it...

Boggs: Where do you get this shit?
Andy Dufresne: I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?
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Oct 25, 2010 1:12pm
GOAT joke thread or world's biggest moron.
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Diamond Dallas Biffle
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Oct 25, 2010 1:15pm
Isnt anyone out there capable of MMA? I cant not be the only one who thinks their tough enough with enough heart and talent to get in the cage...lets hear you're stats!

DDP
Athens, ohio
61'
215 lbs(pounds)
78in arms spand
25 years old
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Con_Alma
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Oct 25, 2010 1:22pm
Diamond Dallas Biffle;532092 wrote:...
61'
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sixty one feet???? Wow!

...and that arm span(d)!!!
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Oct 25, 2010 1:24pm
I think I've have the talant to get in the cage:

justin incredible
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19o#
80 in wings pan
27 years old
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Oct 25, 2010 1:35pm
I Wear Pannndst
homewerrrtth OHio
6*'"
145 pownd
74 aerm spend
21 years old
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End of Line
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Oct 25, 2010 1:38pm
6'1
245lbs
77 inch reach
19 yrs old.
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Oct 25, 2010 1:39pm
Diamond Dallas Biffle;531969 wrote:udging by the way Lesnor got whiped this weekend end...i wouldnt be all that adfraid to step in with him...im sure he'd crush me, hes got as least 25lbs(pounds) on me...but id still take the honor of having to get to fight with him...

You sir, are and idiot.