Cadillac seriously damaged in crash

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Nov 27, 2009 9:00 PM
Tiger Woods is ok
Nov 27, 2009 9:00pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:03 PM
LOL. Will they be able to fix the 'lac?
Nov 27, 2009 9:03pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:03 PM
It's in serious condition right now. Details from the body shop are not currently being released.
Nov 27, 2009 9:03pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:06 PM
Wonder if the vehicle was on the juice - you know, NOX.
Nov 27, 2009 9:06pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:07 PM
This thread needs stickied.......horrible, horrible situation!!
Nov 27, 2009 9:07pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:09 PM
I heard from a source that the gold emblem was stolen by the tow truck driver. Just a horrible situation all around.
Nov 27, 2009 9:09pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:11 PM
How many gallons of ethanol does it take to get a escalade drunk? oh man..what's the alcohol content of that stuff? what about that flex fuel stuff? is the alcohol content higher in that stuff?

I sure hope the lac wasn't being driven while drunk. how much are those dwd fines?
Nov 27, 2009 9:11pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:15 PM
So, how exactly do you perform a sobriety test on an Escalade? Anyone have any experience in that area?
Nov 27, 2009 9:15pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:16 PM
tk421 wrote: So, how exactly do you perform a sobriety test on an Escalade? Anyone have any experience in that area?
I think they have to fly in special investigators from Nippon
Nov 27, 2009 9:16pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:25 PM
Too gruesome to release
Nov 27, 2009 9:25pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:25 PM
How are the 26's?????
Nov 27, 2009 9:25pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:26 PM
wildcats20 wrote: How are the 26's?????
Multiple fractures I'm told
Nov 27, 2009 9:26pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:27 PM
Bet they had to airlift it.
Nov 27, 2009 9:27pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:28 PM
LJ wrote:
wildcats20 wrote: How are the 26's?????
Multiple fractures I'm told
Shit. Medical bills for 26's are out of this world.
Nov 27, 2009 9:28pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:28 PM
Wrong people wildcats. Stars like Tiger (golf ballers) don't upgrade whips like that. Us common folk and other (rock, foot, base, basket) ballers.....well, that's another story.
Nov 27, 2009 9:28pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:30 PM
LJ wrote: Multiple fractures I'm told
Say it ain't so. Tiger was driving someone else's whip? Was it Shaq's?
Nov 27, 2009 9:30pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:31 PM
Stiffman wrote:
LJ wrote: Multiple fractures I'm told
Say it ain't so. Tiger was driving someone else's whip? Was it Shaq's?
Must have been, he lives down the street.
Nov 27, 2009 9:31pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:36 PM
What about the fuzzy dice on the mirror? As long as the fuzzy dice made it, I can finally go to sleep. :P
Nov 27, 2009 9:36pm
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Nov 27, 2009 9:37 PM
Go to bed tk. I can assure you the fuzzy dice on the mirror are ok. The fuzzy dice on the driver...well, that's another story bro. From what I hear, they might have been the cause of the accident. There's some concern that the driver let another woman roll sevens with them.
Nov 27, 2009 9:37pm
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Nov 27, 2009 10:04 PM
Wow, when I heard that Tiger's Caddy was in an accident I was wondering why Steve Williams was zipping out of Tiger's driveway like that...
Nov 27, 2009 10:04pm
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Nov 27, 2009 10:19 PM
GoPens wrote: Wow, when I heard that Tiger's Caddy was in an accident I was wondering why Steve Williams was zipping out of Tiger's driveway like that...
Tiger named his Escalade Steve Williams? That ain't right. Ain't it enough for him to carry Tiger around the golf course? Now Tiger adds insult to injury by making him carry him around Florida? Wow - maybe the Caddy has a passive agressive side and crashed itself to send Tiger a message.....
Nov 27, 2009 10:19pm
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Nov 27, 2009 10:54 PM
GoPens wrote: Wow, when I heard that Tiger's Caddy was in an accident I was wondering why Steve Williams was zipping out of Tiger's driveway like that...


Hilarious! This whole thread is great!
Nov 27, 2009 10:54pm
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Nov 27, 2009 11:01 PM
Shut up woman, get on my horse

Nov 27, 2009 11:01pm
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Nov 27, 2009 11:07 PM
Any more updates on the Caddy? Has it been transported? I am not sure if I will be able to sleep without knowing.
Nov 27, 2009 11:07pm
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Nov 27, 2009 11:15 PM
Is it out of the shop yet, or will it need to stay for more tests?
Nov 27, 2009 11:15pm