Justin Bieber launches nail polish line. WTF???

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Oct 13, 2010 3:41 PM
Gotta give the kid kudos for making money while the making is good, but nail polish? Seriously?
What's next, Justin Bieber tampons?

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Oct 13, 2010 3:41pm
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Oct 13, 2010 4:36 PM
Ass clown this kid is and all that are fans!!
Oct 13, 2010 4:36pm
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Oct 13, 2010 4:40 PM
in related newz, mtrulz is now emo.

Oct 13, 2010 4:40pm
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Oct 13, 2010 4:46 PM
j_crazy;518554 wrote:in related newz, mtrulz is now emo.


Strangely enough, after reading this thread title, the first thing that popped into my head was that Mt would be wearing his Bieber-polish to school.
Oct 13, 2010 4:46pm
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Oct 13, 2010 4:47 PM
total mindfuck.
Oct 13, 2010 4:47pm
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Oct 13, 2010 5:00 PM
From a business standpoint, this will make him millions.
Oct 13, 2010 5:00pm
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Oct 13, 2010 5:33 PM
se-alum... so true, he's gonna make a mint. Plus, as the article says, he has a line of dolls coming out too just in time for Christmas. I'm pretty sure the nail polish is suppose to be worn by girls just as there have been other female "styling products" that have been marketed under a male name (Vidal Sassoon?).

Imagine the money you could make developing a simple computer game like gopher-it and instead of whacking the gopher, you smack the bieber.
Oct 13, 2010 5:33pm
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Oct 13, 2010 5:47 PM
Genius. Pure genius. I give the kid two thumbs up, and I'll even throw in Justin Incredibles other thumb to go up the kids ass. When your target market is teenage girls, why not do this. Pure genius.
Oct 13, 2010 5:47pm
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Oct 13, 2010 6:50 PM
Maybe he should go into hood ornaments....

Oct 13, 2010 6:50pm
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Oct 13, 2010 9:54 PM
ccrunner609;518700 wrote:what minute is this kid on in his 15 minutes........12, 13?

Sadly, I'd say more like 4-6.
Oct 13, 2010 9:54pm
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Oct 13, 2010 11:30 PM
Oct 13, 2010 11:30pm
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Oct 13, 2010 11:56 PM
ernest_t_bass;518618 wrote:Genius. Pure genius. I give the kid two thumbs up, and I'll even throw in Justin Incredibles other thumb to go up the kids ass. When your target market is teenage girls, why not do this. Pure genius.

Give the kid's handlers and some marketing firm the thumbs up. I'm sure he had little or nothing to do with this.
Oct 13, 2010 11:56pm
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Oct 14, 2010 12:56 AM
I Wear Pants;518957 wrote:Give the kid's handlers and some marketing firm the thumbs up. I'm sure he had little or nothing to do with this.
100% Agree with this. I was watching Chelsea Lately and they said the exact same thing. Does he really want to do this? Probably not; I guarantee he would love to have some sneakers from Nike deal or something similar. Teenage boys aren't going to buy any of his products because they don't interest them.

Teenage and younger girls will buy anything Beiber. Watch Nuva ring will come out with a ring that resembles one of his bracelets, and every girl will be on the nuva ring. Justin Beiber shit is going to be more female oriented for the simple fact that girls are the ones willing to shovel out $$$$$$$$$.
Oct 14, 2010 12:56am
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Oct 14, 2010 1:03 AM
bigkahuna;518985 wrote:100% Agree with this. I was watching Chelsea Lately and they said the exact same thing. Does he really want to do this? Probably not; I guarantee he would love to have some sneakers from Nike deal or something similar. Teenage boys aren't going to buy any of his products because they don't interest them.

Teenage and younger girls will buy anything Beiber. Watch Nuva ring will come out with a ring that resembles one of his bracelets, and every girl will be on the nuva ring. Justin Beiber shit is going to be more female oriented for the simple fact that girls are the ones willing to shovel out $$$$$$$$$.
Lol.
Oct 14, 2010 1:03am
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Oct 14, 2010 8:07 AM
That video is hilarious.
Oct 14, 2010 8:07am
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Oct 14, 2010 8:26 AM
That kid will come out of the closet in 5-6 years.

"We're going to prank phone call you."

He keeps going on about how his Uncle withe the FCC will help him.

This reminds me of that leave Britney alone video.
Oct 14, 2010 8:26am
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Oct 14, 2010 9:30 AM
I told my 14 year old son I entered him in a contest to spend the day with Justin Bieber (there really is one and I did enter him :D ). He wasn't sure if he should believe me or not and was trying to find out how to un-enter himself. Even the promise of teenage girls throwing themselves at Justin and probably anyone who's with him didn't change his mind. And believe me, there will be some Justin Bieber nail polish in his stocking this year.

I just love screwin' with my kids. :D
Oct 14, 2010 9:30am
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Oct 14, 2010 9:36 AM
ccrunner609;518700 wrote:what minute is this kid on in his 15 minutes........12, 13?
millions of $$$ maybe...
Oct 14, 2010 9:36am
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Oct 14, 2010 11:30 AM
power i;519090 wrote: I just love screwin' my kids. :D
YOU'RE A MONSTER!!!!
Oct 14, 2010 11:30am
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Oct 14, 2010 11:36 AM
I Wear Pants;518987 wrote:Lol.

Fuck You Good Sir.
Oct 14, 2010 11:36am
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Oct 15, 2010 9:23 AM
lets_go_devils;519030 wrote:You guys are so fucked!

Sincerely, Mt. Rulz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=O4v9tfSCaHg

:)

Oh Jesus Christ. Fucking society is going down the god damn drain. Where the fuck is a father figure for that kid.
Oct 15, 2010 9:23am